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Hollywood Vampires and D.C. Draculas

In Culture, Movies & Entertainment, entertainment on July 20, 2009 at 9:09 pm

Lindsay Lohan: ‘I’ve Been a Target’

In Celebrities, Hollywood, Movies, Show Business, entertainment on April 26, 2009 at 10:03 pm

In what appears to be a pity ploy, Lindsay Lohan recently tried to explain why she’s having trouble finding work.

It’s not the ailing economy or any mistake she herself may have made.

No, according to Lindsay, she’s a victim of a media conspiracy.

In a recent appearance on the “Ellen” show, the “Mean Girls” star spoke of a specific gig she had lost.

“I had a really good opportunity with an amazing actor and it’s been put on hold because of this coverage that’s been coming out,” Lohan contended.

Somewhat disgusted, she added, “I didn’t get into this to be a celebrity on the cover of tabloids and I’ve been a target and I’m not that interesting but it’s distracting; it distracts people, studio heads, everyone – they get nervous.”

Someone should tell Lindsay that when execs read reports of eating disorders, drug abuse and unstable relationships, it’s their job to get nervous.

Still trying to make her case, Lohan had a message for her prospective Tinseltown employers.

“I’m ready to work and I’m responsible,” she said.

Movie Outing

In Hollywood, Politics, entertainment on April 12, 2009 at 8:41 pm

A new documentary is set to premiere at the upcoming Tribeca Film Festival, and it’s likely to cause consternation at the nation’s capital.

The promotional poster for the movie describes it as “a searing expose of the secret lives of closeted gay politicians.”

Although the film will purportedly feature familiar gay pols such as Barney Frank, its primary aim is to publicly reveal closeted Republicans who have taken a stand in defense of traditional marriage.

Its publicity slogan is “Do ask, do tell.”

Colleagues of mine who have seen the rough cut tell me that the film will feature politicians who haven’t previously been “outed.”

Kirby Dick directed it. He also made “This Film Is Not Yet Rated,” which ticked off the MPAA.

The executive producer is well-known Left Coast political advisor to the stars Chad Griffin, who was also an advisor for California’s No on Proposition 8 campaign.

Robert Redford’s Sundance Institute produced it, and Magnolia Pictures will be the distributor.

The version of the movie that’s been shown to selected critics is far from finished, and filmmakers are avoiding revealing the identities of politicians who will supposedly be outed.

In any case, the movie is poised to get lots of publicity, which is just what the creators wanted all along.

James Hirsen is a New York Times bestseller, media law professor and commentator.

Barack Obama Raises the Dead

In Culture, Music, entertainment on January 5, 2009 at 8:42 am

The remaining members of legendary jam band “The Grateful Dead” were not getting along very well.

Fans of the group, who are known as “Deadheads,” were concerned that they would never again be able to sit cross-legged on a concert floor as their favorite San Fran group let loose with one of their trademark hour-long tunes.

But now, no doubt to the Deadheads’ delight, Mickey Hart, Phil Lesh, Bob Weir and Bill Kreutzman, the original members of the Grateful Dead, have announced that they will do a tour in April 2009.

These days the group is simply known as “The Dead.” Interestingly, members haven’t toured together for four years.

Why the reconciliation? Barack Obama, of course.

The four rockers got together in October 2008 to perform at Penn State for an Obama fundraiser.

Three of the band members played an earlier Obama money generator in February 2008.

Hart told Rolling Stone that the Obama fest “broke the ice” and added, “We were able to let some of these skeletons in our closet just fall away.”

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Madonna and A-Rod on Adoption Flight to Malawi?

In Celebrities, Hollywood, entertainment, law on December 22, 2008 at 11:58 am

Madonna is reportedly going back to the impoverished nation of Malawi to adopt another child.

This time she’s taking baseball slugger Alex Rodriguez along with her.

Only months after splitting with spouse Guy Ritchie, the material girl has reportedly signed documents for an additional Malawi adoption.

In 2006 Madonna adopted son David Banda, while reports circulated about alleged objections by the birth father and protests by human rights organizations.

The new child is a four-year-old girl named Mercy James. Mercy’s 18-year-old mother apparently died 18 days after she was born.

Earlier reports indicated that Madonna and Ritchie had been interested in adopting the child months ago.

Mercy’s grandfather told Star Magazine, “It breaks our hearts to know she will leave us, but adoption is best for her.”

Davi Creates Compelling Entertainment with ‘Dukes’

In Celebrities, Hollywood, Movies, entertainment on November 20, 2008 at 12:25 pm

“The Dukes” brings back elements of cinema entertainment sorely lakcing from the current Hollywood fare.

Even if you don’t know the difference between Doo Wop and Hip Hop, it is worth your time to catch Robert Davi’s directorial debut of “The Dukes.”

Here’s the little movie that could, a potent directing debut for actor Robert Davi.

The old-fashioned story is aided by surprisingly smooth direction, as well as likable performances from Davi himself, Chazz Palmintieri, and a perfectly cast Peter Bogdanovich.

“The Dukes” is a wry comic tale of a down-and-out Doo Wop band who take a bumbling detour into burglary in their endless quest to make good on their dreams. Featuring an accomplished ensemble cast and the directorial debut of beloved tough-guy actor Robert Davi, the film is a rollicking caper that is also deeply candid about life, love, friendship and the heart it takes to keep on struggling to find meaning and connection as life takes one absurd turn after another. Punctuated by a retro rock n roll soundtrack, the fun begins as The Dukes – once hit-makers in the 1960s– are barely making ends meet in 2007. Band leader Danny DePasquale (ROBERT DAVI, “Die Hard,” “License To Kill,” “The Goonies”) is horrified by the fact that he can’t even afford to help his ex-wife fix his darling son’s teeth. Meanwhile, his partner, George Zucco (Academy Award® nominee CHAZZ PALMINTERI, “Bullets Over Broadway,” “A Bronx Tale”), drowns his financial sorrows by indulging his passion for plus-size women.

Even as their manager, Lou Fiola (Academy Award® nominated director-producer-writer-actor PETER BOGDANOVICH), searches to find gigs for an act that has gone utterly obsolete, Danny and George take jobs in their feisty Aunt Vee’s (MIRIAM MARGOLYES, “Being Julia,” “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets”) Italian trattoria. The Dukes are determined to resurrect their flagging hopes and self-esteems. They daydream of money-making schemes that would allow them to build an updated Doo Wop nightclub from which they could stage a fresh comeback. Then, opportunity knocks. When they hear of a shady dentist’s lab brimming with cavity-filling gold, the temptation is irresistible. After recruiting a semipro safecracker (Emmy winner BRUCE WEITZ, “Hill Street Blues”), the heist is on!

Will Ferrell to Play Bush on Broadway

In Culture, Politics, entertainment on October 21, 2008 at 10:27 am

Before Tina Fey created the Sarah Palin knockoff, Will Ferrell gained fame for his “Saturday Night Live” impersonation of President Bush.

Now the comedic film star has plans to bring his presidential mimicking to the Broadway stage.

“You’re Welcome America – A Final Night With George W. Bush” will enable Ferrell to make his stage debut in a one-man show.

The actor will collaborate with “Anchorman” and “Talladega Nights” writer Adam McKay for a performance that’s scheduled to open in 2009.

Ferrell generally approached his SNL Bush in a lighthearted way.

A quote attributed to Ferrell may fuel some optimism for the Broadway Bush character: “I’m no tortured, anger-stoked, deeply neurotic comic. Just a pretty low-key normal guy – a, ‘Hey, the glass is half-full’ kind of a guy. But please keep it quiet, or I may never work again.”

Homer Simpson to Endorse Obama

In Celebrities, Culture, Politics, entertainment on October 12, 2008 at 9:58 pm


Barack Obama is set to receive an endorsement—sort of.

The support will reportedly come from iconic cartoon character Homer Simpson.

In an upcoming episode of the Fox animated series, which is scheduled to be aired two days prior to the election, Bart’s dad will explain his support for the Dem candidate.

“Obama cares about people like me,” Homer declares. “I haven’t been blessed with intelligence, a strong work-ethic, or sound moral judgment. But I have needs. An Obama administration will make it easier for guys like me to get what we need.”

Homer attempts to vote using an electronic voting machine.

“It’s time for a change,” he says as he repeatedly pushes the Obama button on the machine. But instead of votes for Obama, the machine indicates half a dozen votes for John McCain.

Ultimately the voting machine devours Homer whole, while he screams, “This can’t happen in America.”

If McCain wins the election, don’t be surprised if Dems use the “machine ate my hubby” excuse to launch a lawsuit.

Dubai’s Dubious Debut

In Movies, celebrity, entertainment on September 28, 2008 at 8:24 pm

Over the past several years, many of the studio blockbusters have been financed with Wall Street and hedge fund money. With the current financial mess we’re in, Hollywood found itself in the position of having to look elsewhere for film budget assistance.

It turns out it didn’t have to look for very long. The oil rich government of Abu Dhabi has committed a $1-billion-plus fund to make movies and digital content via Abu Dhabi Media Co., a government controlled entity.

Using a newly formed subsidiary called Imagenation, Abu Dhabi made its first deal with Participant Media, a U.S. company well known in the Middle East for producing the Islamic terrorist friendly flick, “Syriana.” Two-hundred-fifty-million dollars has been set aside for 18 movies to be made over the next five years. Participant’s head Jim Berk told the New York Times that the films will “entertain” but will “also raise awareness of issues and inspire social change.”

Founded in 2004 by former eBay exec Jeff Skoll, Participant has specialized in “message” movies including “An Inconvenient Truth” and “Good Night, and Good Luck” along with “Syriana.” According to the Khaleej Times, Dubai seeks to establish “a strong regional and global media presence through successful implementation of public diplomacy.”

Wonder how many ways they can come up with to make a “Syriana” sequel.

Michael Moore’s Obama Advice

In Celebrities, Culture, Hollywood, Politics, entertainment on August 19, 2008 at 6:38 am


Michael Moore usually can’t stay quiet during a political campaign season. And this year is no exception.

In an attempt to insert himself into the current presidential contest, Moore has released a book called “Mike’s Election Guide 2008.”

In an excerpt on his Web site, the “Sicko” filmmaker posts a formula for a Barack Obama loss.

Titled “How The Democrats Can Blow It …In Six Easy Steps,” Moore sets forth a “blueprint for losing the most winnable presidential election in American history.”

Along with items that he claims will cause the presumptive Democrat nominee to eventually lose (like “saying nice things about McCain,” picking “a running mate who is a conservative white guy or a general or a Republican” and “writing speeches for Obama that make him sound like a hawk”) is something that signals a new level of self-absorption even for Moore. Step number six reads, “Denounce me!”

According to Moore, if Obama distances himself from him, it would be a fatal error, politically and strategically.

The “Bowling for Columbine” and “Fahrenheit 9/11” documentary maker writes that “Obama, at some point, might be asked this question: ‘Michael Moore has endorsed you. But he recently said (fill in the blank with some outrageously offensive line taken out of context). Will you still accept his endorsement, or do you denounce him?’”

Moore answers his own hypothetical in the following way: “So Barack, by denouncing me, you can help McCain get elected. Because when you denounce me, it’s not really me you’re distancing yourself from — it’s the millions upon millions of people who feel the same way about things as I do.”

The only problem for Moore is that the millions upon millions of people who feel the same way he does live on Planet X and usually vote the Tin Foil Hat Party.

James Hirsen is a media analyst, Trinity Law School professor, and teacher of mass media and entertainment law at Biola University.

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Maggie Gyllenhaal’s Global Warming Reality Show

In Celebrities, Culture, Hollywood, Politics, celebrity, entertainment on August 4, 2008 at 9:25 am


Now that she has co-starred in the mega-blockbuster “The Dark Knight,” is Maggie Gyllenhaal going to Disneyland?

No, she’s celebrating her cinematic success by taking a job as a judge on an online reality show to, of all things, fight global warming.

It’s called “Climate Matters.”

Contestants will be submitting ad-length videos to convince the next occupant of the White House to take action against climate change.

The winner will get a $3,000 Visa gift card, and the Top Ten videos will be broadcast on various eco-oriented Web sites.

A number of filmmakers have agreed to be judges including an Emmy-winning documentary producer, Rory Kennedy.

The “Simon Cowell” role on the panel of judges has yet to be filled, but a certain Nobel Prize winning recipient is rumored to be begging for an audition.

James Hirsen is a media analyst, Trinity Law School professor, and teacher of mass media and entertainment law at Biola University.

Mars Cancels Mr. T Ad Over Nutty Allegation

In Advertising, Culture, Politics, celebrity, entertainment on July 27, 2008 at 9:02 pm

In another example of special interest group meddling of the PC kind, candy bar maker Mars has had to cancel a Snickers advertisement, which was running in the U.K. and featured Mr. T.

According to the gay advocacy group, Human Rights Campaign (HRC), the candy company pulled the ad after some “communication between the HRC Workplace Project and Mars.”

The HRC Workplace Project issued a statement applauding Mars for taking “swift and appropriate action” in canceling the ad.

In the commercial, a man was engaged in speed walking, an activity that may sometimes appear to be deficient in the macho department.

Mr. T poked fun at the man, who was subsequently shot at by a Snickers cannon.

The last scene featured Mr. T proclaiming the Snickers slogan: “Get some nuts.”

James Hirsen is a media analyst, Trinity Law School professor, and teacher of mass media and entertainment law at Biola University.

Miley Cyrus’ Achy Breaky Makeover

In Celebrities, Culture, Hollywood, entertainment on July 20, 2008 at 9:31 pm

News stories about tween phenom Miley Cyrus are becoming more and more disturbing.

Millions of young girls follow the star’s every move and imitate her to a T.

Parents are growing weary at having to field questions over Miley-related news stories that are slowly morphing Hannah Montana’s alter ego into a broken Britney clone.

Girls of primary school age, still clutching teddy bears, are having to reconcile their idealized image of the Disney star with that of a semi-nude picture on MySpace and suggestive photos in Vanity Fair.

Either Miley herself, or perhaps her handlers, think that giving the teen idol a bad girl makeover may serve to broaden the scope of her career.

Maybe it’s time for Miley’s conservative leaning dad, Billy Ray, to be a little more proactive in the protection department.

Parents the world over would appreciate it.

James Hirsen is a media analyst, Trinity Law School professor, and teacher of mass media and entertainment law at Biola University.

Robert Redford: Obama ‘Not Tall On Experience’

In Celebrities, Culture, Hollywood, Politics, celebrity, entertainment on July 15, 2008 at 2:47 pm

Robert Redford recently journeyed to Dublin, Ireland to receive an honorary degree from Trinity College.

The actor-director expressed doubts about Barack Obama and the Dems’ chances of winning in the fall.

“I’m not confident of anything,” Redford told the Irish Times. “I’m hopeful.”

Redford acknowledged Obama’s resume deficit.

“I think Obama is not tall on experience . . . but I believe he’s a really good person,” Redford said, adding that the Dem presumptive nominee is “smart. And he does represent what the country needs most now, which is change.”

Redford sees the election of Obama to the presidency as a must win for the Democrats, or it will mean the end of Hollywood’s favorite political party.

“I hope he’ll win. I think he will. If he doesn’t, you can kiss the Democratic Party goodbye . . .,” Redford lamented.

According to the Sundance Kid, it’s all about “new blood.”

“I think we need new voices, new blood. We need to get a whole group out, get a new group in,” Redford said.

Michael Moore’s Hometown Cracks Down on Saggy Pants

In Celebrities, Culture, Hollywood, Politics, entertainment on July 10, 2008 at 7:17 pm

Tabloid Extravaganza: A-Rod, C-Rod, Madge and Lenny

In Celebrities, Media, baseball, entertainment, gossip, sports on July 6, 2008 at 8:41 pm


One bit of celebrity melodrama has virtually taken over the print, broadcast and Web media.

It’s simultaneously being reported as a news, entertainment and sports story and is crowding out coverage of the war, election and economy.

It involves baseball star Alex Rodriguez, a.k.a. A-Rod, Rodriguez’s wife, a.k.a. C-Rod, material girl Madonna, a.k.a Madge in the U.K., Madonna’s husband Guy Ritchie and rocker Lenny Kravitz.

Here’s the skinny: C-Rod found out A-Rod was involved with Madge, who was supposedly divorcing husband Ritchie. C-Rod fled to Paris to stay with Kravitz and reportedly blames Madge’s Kabbalah religion for luring husband A-Rod to her side. According to the New York Daily News’ sources, C-Rod found a note written to Madge from A-Rod that read: “You are my true soulmate.”

All of the parties involved are denying the romantic aspects of the reports.

The really amazing story, however, is the way the press has been going full court tabloid over the tale.

Here are a few of the headlines:

– “Lenny Kravitz: Cynthia Rodriguez’s Grand Slam?” (New York Magazine)

– “New adventures of old Madonna (co-starring A-Rod)” (The Boston Herald)

– “A-Rod and wife heading into foul territory” (The Miami Herald)

– “Wife: Madonna lured A-Rod with kabbalah” (United Press International)

– “Let’s play six degrees of Madonna” (The San Jose Mercury News)

– “Madonna and A-Rod and Lenny? (Oh My).” (Gary Post Tribune)

It’s enough to make you long for good old hard news.

James Hirsen is a media analyst, Trinity Law School professor, and teacher of mass media and entertainment law at Biola University.

Dr. Phil Scolded by George Michael

In Celebrities, Culture, Hollywood, Music, Politics, entertainment on June 29, 2008 at 6:47 pm

In front of a star-studded audience, Dr. Phil McGraw was recently taken to task by of all people George Michael.

While at a Los Angeles concert performance by Michael, Dr. Phil was chewed out over his non-sunny expression.

“I probably shouldn’t say this but it’s very me,” Michael announced from onstage.

“Dr. Phil is here, and in the sea of faces he has this miserable look – he’s been doing it for the last hour,” the singer added. “I probably shouldn’t say this, but maybe you need to see someone about that.”

Some of the concert attendees started booing the daytime TV advisor.

Celebs in the audience who may or may not have booed included Bo Derek, Pink, Sharon Stone, Randy Jackson, Cyndi Lauper and Kathy Griffin.

Guess this means all Michael concertgoers have to don happy faces or risk being singled out as sour pusses.

The Scarlett Johansson-Barack Obama Connection

In Celebrities, Culture, Hollywood, Media, Politics, celebrity, entertainment on June 15, 2008 at 9:10 pm

Presumptive Democrat nominee Barack Obama is often compared to John F. Kennedy.

But one thing JFK didn’t have to contend with was email.

Scarlett Johansson’s recent revelation that Obama is her regular email pal is creating quite a stir.

The actress apparently gives the presidential candidate advice via email missives and comforts him when he’s had a tough day in the same e-way.

“You’d imagine that someone like the senator who is constantly travelling and constantly ‘on’ – how can he return these personal emails?” Johansson tells the Politico. “But he does, and in his off-time I know he also calls people who have donated the minimum to thank them.”

She also says that after a difficult debate he had, she sent Obama an email patting him on the back for “holding his ground.”

The Dem candidate emailed the actress that the questioning at the debate was “difficult” and that he was given “one silly question after another.”

Johansson says she’s not only supporting someone but is “having a personal dialog with them, and it’s amazing.”

Obama is a fan of the actress’ films, his fave being “Lost in Translation.”

He’s also a “huge movie lover” who “knows who every actor is,” Johansson says.

In the past, she joked that she was “engaged” to the Illinois Senator, quipping, “My heart belongs to Barack.”

She was also featured in his celebrity filled Internet clip, “Yes We Can,” and may be one of the reasons the clip drew more than 13 million viewers.

Johansson is ready to “do cold calls, public service announcements, all different things to help out.” She’s willing to be “part of a benefit concert or show, and then perhaps hosting after-parties or dinners beforehand,” too.

Reactions and questions are surfacing, though.

“Perhaps it’s true, power makes men stupid. Why in the world is Barack Obama emailing Scarlett Johansson?” Reny Monk at the Huffington Post asks.

“So you’ve got a 23-year-old gorgeous, blonde actress e-mailing a married presidential candidate. Well, what could go wrong there, huh?” Jay Leno inquires tongue-in-cheek.

James Hirsen is a media analyst, Trinity Law School professor and teacher of mass media law at Biola University.

Barack Obama’s Tinseltown Trip

In Celebrities, Culture, Hollywood, Politics, entertainment on June 9, 2008 at 9:38 pm

Come late June, Barack Obama will be traveling to Tinseltown.

This time he’ll arrive as the presumptive Democrat nominee.

Now that the primary is over, Hillary’s Hollywood contingent is expected to open up its coffers for Obama.

A fundraiser is set to be held at the Los Angeles Music Center, with invites going out to the wealthiest Dem donors in So Cal.

In all probability, the H-bash will add megabucks to Obama’s already sizable war chest.

During the 2004 presidential campaign season, dreary John Kerry was able to raise $5 mill at a celebrity-laden event, which was held at one LA Music Center venue, the Walt Disney Concert Hall.

Although John McCain has more buddies in Hollywood than any Republican since Ronald Reagan, any attempts to match or even come close to what Obama will tap from Tinseltown are likely to fail miserably.

As Chad Griffen, veteran political advisor to Rob Reiner, told the Los Angeles Times, “I can’t imagine anyone in the entertainment industry going from Hillary Clinton to John McCain.”

Some Operation Chaos devotees might beg to differ.

Lauren Hutton’s ‘Sex and the City’ Gripe

In Celebrities, Hollywood, Movies, Politics, entertainment on June 2, 2008 at 8:24 am

Who’s been influencing Lauren Hutton? The actress-model recently aired her complaints about the way women are portrayed in the “Sex and the City” TV show and new movie of the same name. Much like concerns expressed by a lot of parents, Hutton raged about the promiscuous lifestyle of the women in the storylines. Hutton blamed writers for turning the female characters into floozies. While appearing on NBC’s “The Today Show,” the actress decried “Sex and the City” for perpetuating what she sees as the myth of female sexual promiscuity somehow being a natural behavior. “It’s written by guys, who happen to be gay, who are sluts,” Hutton commented. “Let’s face it, most men are sluts. That’s what testosterone is supposed to do. As a hunter, if you stayed alive after 30, nature wanted your genes out there. Women were just trying to get the best sperm to make a masterpiece.” “You have a bunch of guys who are sluts, writing for women and telling them they are supposed to act like this,” Hutton lamented.

Ellen DeGeneres to Wed at Bush Ranch?

In Celebrities, Culture, Hollywood, Politics, entertainment on May 27, 2008 at 6:01 am

After the California Supreme Court lifted a law banning same sex marriage, Ellen DeGeneres announced her plans to marry longtime companion Portia de Rossi.

During a taping for an appearance on Ellen’s show, presumptive GOP nominee John McCain informed DeGeneres that they don’t exactly see eye to eye when it comes to same sex matrimony.

“We just have a disagreement, and I, along with many others, wish you a lot of happiness,” McCain said.

DeGeneres replied with a question: “So you will walk me down the aisle?”

After the audience laughter subsided, McCain responded, “Touche.”

The following day President Bush’s daughter, newlywed Jenna Bush Hager, also taped a show for Ellen.

During the taping, after Jenna showed Ellen a wedding pic, the TV talk show host noted, “So, the ranch was a great place to get married – it looked like nobody could fly over and get pictures or bother you, really.”

“So, can we borrow it for our wedding?” “Can we get the ranch?” DeGeneres asked.

Without missing a beat, Jenna responded, “Sure.”

Sitting right next to Jenna and listening intently as the Bush family ranch was booked for the wedding of Ellen and Portia was—First Lady Laura Bush.

Dustin Hoffman’s Accidental Stardom

In Celebrities, Culture, Hollywood, Movies, Politics, entertainment on May 12, 2008 at 11:02 am

When it comes to Hollywood stars, Dustin Hoffman has never been typical.

His alienation from the world of glamour started when he was just a kid.

“In school, I was not in the ‘in’ group,” Hoffman tells Readers Digest. “For a long time, I carried that with me. My success was thrust on me – I always called it a freak accident because I entered acting with no thought of fame or fortune.”

By Hollywood standards, it seems that Hoffman has a unique home life, too. He’s been married to the same woman, lawyer Lisa Gottsegen, for 27 years and has six grown children.

Despite having contributed to the Obama campaign, Hoffman doesn’t seem to be particularly enamored with any of the candidates who are seeking the Oval Office.

“The fact that the other candidates don’t touch on real issues — they’re politicians. Their honesty goes only so far,” Hoffman says. “How wonderful it would be to have a candidate who was intent on saying what he or she really believes.”

The actor recently let his skepticism seep out to a TMZ.com video paparazzo who had been pursuing him in Beverly Hills.
When asked to name his favorite presidential candidate, Hoffman replied, “William Howard Taft.”

‘Iron Man’’s Robert Downey Jr. No Longer a Liberal

In Hollywood, Iron Man, Movies, Politics, Robert Downey, celebrity, entertainment, film on May 4, 2008 at 8:45 pm

Robert Downey Jr. may be the actor least likely thought of to play a comic book superhero.

But the critics and public love Downey in Marvel’s latest big-screen spectacular, “Iron Man.”

“Iron Man” is the first film to be produced by Marvel Studios, although it is distributed by Paramount. Marvel is now financing its own flicks after an impressive track record of blockbusters like “Spider-Man,” “X-Men,” “Fantastic Four” and sequels.

Meanwhile, during a recent interview with the New York Times, Downey disclosed a change he experienced in his worldview as a result of his troubled past.

The veteran actor noted that his newfound politics would not necessarily be well received by his Hollywood friends.

“I have a really interesting political point of view, and it’s not always something I say too loud at dinner tables here,” Downey said.

“But you can’t go from a $2,000-a-night suite at La Mirage to a penitentiary and really understand it and come out a liberal. You can’t. I wouldn’t wish that experience on anyone else, but it was very, very, very educational for me and has informed my proclivities and politics every since,” he added.

The New York Times commented on Downey’s educational experience in this way: “Suffice it to say he is not one of the Hollywood types who weeps over innocents trapped behind bars.”

The effects of Downey’s new views are obvious—he’s happily married, a father to teenage kids and far distance away from the struggles he had to endure.

He explained, “If I see somebody who is throwing their life away with both hands and is raging around and destroying their family, I can’t understand that person.”

“I’m not in that sphere of activity anymore, and I don’t understand it any more than I understood 10 or 20 years ago that somehow everything was going to turn out O.K. from this lousy, exotic and dark triple chapter of my life. I swear to God I don’t even really understand that planet anymore,” he shared.

Things on Downey’s new planet turned out really okay. “Iron Man” looks to be the start of a Downey franchise. The movie had the second best opening weekend ever for a film that’s not a sequel, with over $100 million being brought in on the domestic front and another $97 million from overseas ticket sales.

In Variety’s review, “Iron Man” was contrasted with previous anti-war flops: “Finally, someone’s found a sure-fire way to make money with a modern Middle East war movie: Just send a Marvel superhero into the fray to kick some insurgent butt.”

James Hirsen is a media analyst, Trinity Law School professor and teacher of mass media law at Biola University.

Rob Lowe’s Litigation Woes

In Hollywood, Social and Politics, celebrity, entertainment, law on April 20, 2008 at 9:44 pm

When Rob Lowe starred on “The West Wing,” his character had to face many a crisis.

Now the former Brat Packer is going to have to face Gloria Allred’s real life questioning under oath.

Lowe launched a legal preemptive strike when he filed a lawsuit against three former employees, which included a former nanny, Jessica Gibson, against whom Lowe is alleging breach of contract and breach of a confidentiality clause. Lowe claims Gibson demanded $1.5 million in exchange for her silence concerning sexual abuse allegations.

Lowe’s lawyer has dismissed the nanny’s claims as “outrageous” and “untrue.”

Gibson, in turn, has filed a suit of her own, which alleges that during the time period between September 2005 and January 2008, the actor touched her inappropriately on several occasions.

The former nanny’s lawyer is the pervasive Gloria Allred, who immediately took her case on the cable show road.

Allred has reportedly scheduled the sworn videotaped depositions of Rob Lowe and his wife Sheryl Berkoff for late May.

“I’m sure some of the questions will make him uncomfortable, but our job is to get to the truth,” Allred told E! News. “They are going to have to sit down, and we are going to have a lot of tough questions for them.”

There appears to be plenty of material for a jury to chew on.

Gibson worked on and off for Rob and Sheryl Lowe for seven years, quit several times but apparently returned to the job.

Greta Van Susteren has gotten hold of copies of two e-mails sent by Gibson to Rob and his wife. One reads: “It was just time for my heart to let go. It’s not fair to you and the boys. I have nothing but love and respect for your family.”

Another, which dealt with the subject of leaving her job, states, “It had nothing to do with you or Rob either.”

These e-mails may be pivotal in the Lowe case because of the absence of any physical proof or witnesses to the alleged harassment.

Lowe already has a character witness in the form of Aaron Sorkin, the writer-producer and creator of “The West Wing.”

Sorkin told People magazine via e-mail, “I’ve only known him to be a gentleman who cares first and most for his family. I’ve worked with Rob twice – for three years on The West Wing and for another six months when he starred in the [London] West End revival of A Few Good Men.”

This isn’t the first time Lowe has had to deal with bad publicity.

While attending the Democratic National Convention in the late 1980s, a videotape surfaced in which Lowe was depicted in a compromising position with a teenage girl.

You can bet Allred is going to try to convince a judge that the twenty-year-old footage is still relevant evidence.

James Hirsen is a media analyst, Trinity Law School professor and teacher of mass media law at Biola University.

George Clooney’s China Challenge

In Celebrities, Hollywood, Media, Movies, Politics, entertainment, law on April 13, 2008 at 8:12 pm

George Clooney is one of several celebrities who deserve credit for bringing attention to the horrific situation in Darfur.

But it appears as though the actor has a sore spot he’d rather not talk about.

Movie stars make piles of cash as spokespersons for products that are sold overseas. Celebs are comfortable with the arrangement because when they give sales of products outside the U.S. an assist, it doesn’t diminish their mystique with American fans.

Curiously, when the subject of Clooney’s hawking of goods for foreign companies comes up, he dodges the issue like a seasoned pol.

While over in Rome promoting his recent box-office disappointment, “Leatherheads,” Clooney told the entertainment reporters, “If someone tries to sell you clothes or watches that are based on me, don’t buy them.”

Clooney has been paid handsomely to be the spokesperson for the Swiss watch company, Omega. The company has even dubbed the star an “Omega Ambassador.”

It just so happens, though, that Omega is one of the major sponsors of the 2008 Olympics, which will take place in China. And the Sudan, the same country that has failed to take action to stop the killing in Darfur, is supported by China.

Clooney may have given us a good idea with his Rome comment after all.

If someone tries to sell us watches that are based on him, let’s not buy them, especially if the timepieces are made by a company whose policies lend a corrupt hand to human rights atrocities.

Someone who keeps his entertainment-related priorities in perspective, believe it or not, is U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia.

Antonin Scalia is a living judicial treasure, an individual who is on the bench of the United States Supreme Court through an act of providence.

Justice Scalia recently turned his formidable rhetorical skills in the direction of those who would like to give courtroom proceedings the Hollywood treatment.

Although Justice Scalia has no problem with the coverage of Supreme Court proceedings on C-SPAN, he is far from ready to accept the idea that TV cameras should be capturing trials in local courthouses.

“To make entertainment out of real people’s legal troubles is quite sick,” Scalia said on C-SPAN’s “Students and Leaders,” adding, “You want to entertain the public? Hire actors and put on Perry Mason or something.”

In trademark wisdom, he explained, “I don’t think it is right to make enjoyment out of litigation, civil or criminal.”

James Hirsen is a media analyst, Trinity Law School professor and teacher of mass media law at Biola University.

Charlton Heston: Larger than Life

In Celebrities, Movies, Politics, entertainment on April 7, 2008 at 1:17 am

Charlton Heston was one of the greatest movie stars who ever lived.

He, of course, played the larger than life Moses in Cecil B. DeMille’s “The Ten Commandments.” Things don’t get too much bigger than that in Hollywood.

His life was filled with political fervor, too. Second nature, I guess; caring about the country and having the strength of character to actually put thoughts, words and feelings into motion.

Heston supported Democrats Adlai Stevenson and John F. Kennedy and stood alongside Martin Luther King, Jr. in Washington, D.C.

Even though he opposed the Vietnam War, Heston made it a point to visit the troops, look into the faces, grip the hands, ease the load, if only for the moment.

At one point he changed party labels and took on the GOP designation. He became a champion of civil liberties, spurred on by the Robert Bork battle and Bork’s eventual denial of a Supreme Court seat.

Heston became a foot soldier in the fight against political correctness, which he referred to as “tyranny with manners.”

Despite the media and their railing against him, in the 1960s Heston held fast to his civil rights activist promptings. And in the 1990s he upheld “freedom in the truest sense” with his Second Amendment advocacy.

Like dust from a chariot wheel, Heston brushed off the personal attacks of his opponents. “I marched for civil rights with Dr. King in 1963 – long before Hollywood found it fashionable,” he said.

When in a speech he tried to make a point about the concept of pride of heritage, black, white or red, he was called a racist. When on another occasion he took exception to the idea of having special rights based on sexual orientation, he was labeled a homophobe. These are only two of the many blows he suffered in the line of free speech duty.

Still, he remained undeterred in expressing his ideas and beliefs in the public arena.

Heston saw parallels between America of the 1990s and ancient Rome, disturbed by the societal signals he perceived especially in the entertainment realm. “Our culture has replaced the bloody arena fights of ancient Rome with stage fights on TV with Sally, Ricki, Jerry, Jenny and Rosie,” he lamented.

Despite risk to career and legacy, he admonished the Hollywood community, telling them, “We see films made that diminish the American experience and example. And sometimes trash it completely.”

Summing up his professional life, Heston said, “I’ve played three presidents, three saints and two geniuses and that’s probably enough for any man.”

Not just any man, an American archetype.

Go rest high upon the mountain, Chuck.

James Hirsen is a media analyst, Trinity Law School professor and teacher of mass media law at Biola University.

Paris Hilton, Role Model?

In Hollywood, Movies, celebrity, entertainment, hilton on March 30, 2008 at 9:41 pm

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She won the fame game by appearing on the Internet in the buff and bringing her own brand of chic to the slammer.

Now Paris Hilton is trying to convince folks that she’s a good role model for young people.

“I work very hard and I’ve built this empire on my own. I think this is an inspiration for a lot of girls out there,” Paris told Reuters.

Recently, the heiress was getting ready to judge the Miss Turkey beauty contest and to prove to the citizens of Turkey just what an exemplary figure she is, the would-be singer and reality show actress took to the stage alongside one of the local women and performed a belly dance.

Prior to traveling to Turkey, Hilton visited Johannesburg, South Africa with rocker boyfriend Benji Madden. Reporters asked her about her impression of South Africa.

“I love Africa in general, South Africa and West Africa,” Hilton responded. “They are both great countries.”

I think Paris may have a future as a celebrity spokesperson for Google Earth.

Another one of Hollywood’s “finest” role models is in the news as well.

Here’s looking at you, Madge.

Never one to give up easily, Madonna has yet another plan to establish her acting creds.

This time around she has her sights set on a classic film, one with plot, depth and built-in appeal to the public.

The material girl is looking to do a remake of “Casablanca.” But rather than having the story set in WWII like the original, the popster plans on paying homage to Hollywood’s current politics.

The Bogie-Bergman revamp will reportedly be set in Iraq during the ongoing war.

In the past, Madonna has been panned by film critics and moviegoers alike for her big-screen bloopers, which include “Shanghai Surprise,” “Body Of Evidence” and “Swept Away.”

Seemingly undeterred, she now seeks to play the role of Ilsa Lund, the “Casablanca” character that caused Ingrid Bergman’s career to skyrocket.

Despite an aggressive push, though, Hollywood execs haven’t been too excited about taking on a project that tries to overhaul one of the best films ever made.

Some of them must be thinking, “Of all the film joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.”

Simon Cowell’s TV Fights For Real

In American Idol, Hollywood, Media, Television, celebrity, entertainment on March 23, 2008 at 9:53 pm

“American Idol”’s famed Brit judge Simon Cowell has been trading barbs with host Ryan Seacrest, and each week the rhetoric seems to rise a notch.

Things have gotten so bad even Oprah Winfrey has taken note.

Cowell recently appeared on Oprah’s daytime talk show, and she asked him about the on-air squabbling with Seacrest.

Cowell explained that over the years his relationship with members of the show has changed.

“They used to be more groveling towards me,” he said, adding, “As the show has gotten more successful, they got more confidence . . . and they probably dislike me more than seven years ago.”

The “Idol” maker told Winfrey that there is no time to prepare a simulated fight prior to the show. “I see Paula maybe two seconds before the show starts. Ryan, it’s the same thing,” Cowell said.

He then went on to compare Seacrest to an annoying bug.

“Ryan has developed this – he’s like a mosquito in your face,” Cowell said. “It’s like he’s flying around, and you want to swat him but he can’t be bothered. That’s my relationship now with Ryan.”

No one knows more about bugging people than the master mosquito himself.

In more Oprah news, lawsuits involving daytime’s reigning queen are starting to clog up the courts.

One woman has brought legal action against Oprah’s production company and daytime talk show, claiming that in their mad dash to be in the studio audience, overly excited fans of the show pushed her down the stairs. And another female plaintiff from Boston alleges that it was she who years ago came up with a television reality show almost identical to “Oprah’s Big Give.”

In the first case, Orit Greenberg filed papers in an Illinois state court, which claimed that she went to Harpo Studios in December 2006 to be an audience member for Oprah’s TV show; however, when audience members were purportedly told to go sit where they wished in the studio, a stampede resulted. Greenberg alleges that she was pushed down a flight of stairs by the rushing crowd. She says she has suffered “severe and permanent injuries” from the incident and is seeking more than $50,000 in damages.

In the second suit, Darlene Tracy, a mother of four who is representing herself, filed a complaint in U.S. District Court in Boston, seeking to stop “Oprah’s Big Give” from airing. Tracy claims that she created a reality show titled “The Philanthropist” in February 2005. The show purportedly featured contestants who were challenged to help the needy.

According to Tracy, she submitted the idea to the executive producer of Oprah’s show, Ellen Rakieten, and claims that Rakieten and another producer wrote and requested additional details. After Tracy purportedly responded in early 2005 with a more complete package, she was allegedly informed that Oprah’s company, Harpo Productions, was going to pass on the project. In December 2006, ABC announced a new show, “Oprah’s Big Give,” which Tracy claims came from her idea.

A trial judge has dismissed the suit without explanation and Tracy has hired an attorney and filed an appeal.

We’ll have to stay tuned to see if after the big appeal the “Big Give” will be forced to shell out the big bucks.

James Hirsen is a media analyst, Trinity Law School professor and teacher of mass media law at Biola University.

‘10,000’ Thumbs-down for Film Critics

In Academy Awards, Culture, Media, entertainment, film on March 10, 2008 at 8:40 am

Film critics gave the prehistoric adventure film “10,000 B.C.” some scathing reviews.

The San Francisco Chronicle called the movie “completely ridiculous.”

The Washington Post said it was “just plain nuts.”

The New York Post said audiences would be “sorely disappointed with this bloodless PG-13 adventure.”

The USA Today called it a “bombastic bore.”

Despite the hurling of insults by film critics, the public ignored the gibes and flocked to theaters anyway. The cavemen confrontations with woolly mammoths, saber toothed tigers and other prehistoric predators were just too compelling.

The flick was #1 right out of the box, with a weekend take just shy of $36 mill in North America and just over $25 mill overseas.

In the most explicit terms, the Newark Star Ledger warned anyone who was even thinking of seeing the film to “Yabba-dabba-don’t.”

In a clear response, no doubt to the chagrin of film critics across the nation, the public “Yabba-dabba did.”

Britney Spears Files a Civil Rights Lawsuit

In Culture, Music, celebrity, entertainment, law on February 18, 2008 at 6:59 am

Attorney Jon Eardley, who purports to represent Britney Spears, has filed documents in an L.A. U.S. District Court to move Britney’s conservatorship case from the Los Angeles County Superior Court to federal court. Eardley maintains offices in Washington, D.C., Jericho, NewYork, and Whittier, California.

Eardley claims in court papers that, without due process, Spears “is being confined by the conservator to the private prison of her own home,” and he contends that this is a violation of her civil rights.

After Britney twice spent time in a psychiatric ward, Superior Court Commissioner Reva Goetz placed her in a temporary conservatorship under her father Jamie and his attorney Andrew Wallet. The order will continue until a scheduled hearing on March 10.

“I see the case as a civil rights case,” Eardley told People magazine. “These are issues of confinement. Very serious confinement. Not allowed to contact her friends. Not allowed to use the phone. Not allowed to come and go as you please. Bodyguards controlling you and so forth.”

Under the terms of the conservatorship, Spears lacks the capacity to hire her own lawyer without the approval of her conservators.

Spears’ civil rights case is unlikely to be heard by the federal court.

When an individual is determined by a court to be unable to handle his or her own affairs, a conservatorship is established. By definition, anyone who is placed in a conservatorship could claim that his or her civil rights have been violated.

This area of the law, though, is handled exclusively by state courts, and therefore a federal judge would be extremely reluctant to get involved.

Interestingly, a copy of Eardley’s filing was delivered to the L.A. Superior Court by Spears’ former manager Sam Lufti’s publicist, Michael Sands.

Sands also handled publicity matters for Mark Vincent Kaplan, the lawyer who represents Spears’ ex-husband Kevin Federline.

With this cast of characters the only question is: When will the “Six Degrees of Britney” game come out?

In other celebrity-related legal news, Paris Hilton is being investigated by the L.A. Department of Animal Services

It turns out that during a recent appearance on the “Ellen DeGeneres Show,” Hilton made mention of the number of dogs that she owns.

“I have 17 dogs — lots … They all sleep in my bed – well, not all of them, but I let some of them,” the heiress divulged.

Paris explained that she has so many dogs because “they keep having babies, and I feel bad about giving them away.”

Officials from the Los Angeles Department of Animal Services apparently watch the “Ellen” show, because after the revelation they showed up at Hilton’s home to inspect.

The city of L.A. has an ordinance that allows three pets per home unless the pet owner happens to be a commercial breeder.

Since Hilton wasn’t at home at the time of the officials’ visit, they left a “notice to comply” [with the law] form for her perusal.

While contending with her pet violations, Hilton has also had to deal with some stinky reviews of her new movie, “’The Hottie and The Nottie.”

Users of the Internet Movie Database voted the flick the worst movie ever made.

On a scale of 1-10, film fans gave it a 1.2—not a hottie, but a really big nottie.

James Hirsen is a media analyst, Trinity Law School professor and teacher of mass media law at Biola University.

Jessica Simpson and Celebrity Superstition

In Celebrities, Culture, Entertainment Business, Hollywood, Jessica Simpson, entertainment on January 28, 2008 at 7:06 am

Jessica Simpson is not happy about a recent article in OK! magazine.

The singer-actress has directed her attorney to dispatch a retraction demand to OK! over a piece that claimed Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo called it quits in his relationship with Simpson because his team lost in the playoffs, which put the kibosh on the Cowboy’s bid to play in the Super Bowl.

In the letter, Simpson’s lawyer, John Rosenberg, characterized the OK! article as a “personal attack masquerading as journalism.”

Simpson’s spokesperson, Cindi Berger, let the press know that, according to her, the story was “fabricated,” and “made up.”

The OK! article implied that Simpson is bad luck, a charge that could have real life ramifications.

One thing that looms large in sports locker rooms as well as in Hollywood dressing rooms is superstition.

Holy habits, favorable foods and even charmed undergarments have been known to play a part in the rituals surrounding both stadium and studio activity.

Here’s a sampling of star-sized superstition and bad luck deflection from the sports and entertainment worlds:

-When Michael Jordan led the Chicago Bulls to six NBA championships, he wore his lucky college gym shorts underneath his Bulls uniform.

- Tiger Woods believes there’s a lucky charm in the color red. When in 1997 the golf sensation won his first Masters tournament, guess what color he was wearing?

-Wade Boggs was known as the “Chicken Man” because he would eat poultry before every game. The baseball great also took exactly 150 ground balls during practice, entered the batting cage at exactly 5:17 p.m. and began sprinting at precisely 7:17 p.m.

-Pitcher Turk Wendell would brush his teeth between every inning.

-Hockey goalie Pelle Lindbergh would wear an old Swedish-made orange T-shirt under his equipment. Each time the shirt started to fall apart he would have someone mend it. Between periods he would only drink a Swedish beverage called Pripps that was delivered by a special team trainer.

-Hockey player Patrick Roy routinely talked to the goalposts during the game.

-Tennis player Goran Ivanisevic would always attempt to be the second person to get up from his chair on the change-over and would avoid stepping on any of the lines. When he won, he would repeat all the events of the day, going to the same restaurant, ordering the same food and talking to the same people.

-Jason Isaacs, who played Lucius Malfoy in the Harry Potter films, refused to attend the premiere of the fifth film, “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.” Since he was unable to make previous premieres due to scheduling conflicts, the actor skipped “Phoenix” to avoiding jinxing the box-office.

-Cameron Diaz has some treasured lucky charms and methodically knocks on wood.

-Geoffrey Rush brings a plastic Daffy Duck figure to awards shows. In 1997 the actor was nominated for his role in “Shine.” He brought Daffy to the Oscars and picked up a gold statue.

-Cate Blanchett keeps her “Lord of the Rings” elf ears on her mantle for luck.

-True TV host Star Jones never puts her purse on the floor.

-Legend Eartha Kitt won’t stay in a hotel room above the 8th floor.

-Robin Williams has a lucky carved ivory figurine that belonged to his father.

-Meat Loaf travels with two stuffed bears.

James Hirsen is a media analyst, Trinity Law School professor and teacher of mass media law at Biola University.

David Letterman Makes Deal to Cross Picket Lines

In Entertainment Business, Hollywood, Politics, Television, celebrity, entertainment on December 30, 2007 at 5:48 pm

David Letterman is one happy guy.

“I am grateful to the WGA for granting us this agreement,” Letterman said in a recent statement to the press.

A few weeks back Letterman’s production company, Worldwide Pants, went public with its plan to seek a separate deal with the Writer’s Guild of America (WGA). The comedian got what he wanted.

As a result, the Letterman show and Craig Ferguson’s “Late Late Show,” also produced by Letterman’s company, get to go back on the air with help from their writers pumping out jokes.

Unlike their competitors who have no similar agreements, which includes Jay Leno and Conan O’Brien, Letterman and Ferguson are now going to be able to get the big-name celebs on their shows.

Two important facts explain Letterman’s huge score.

The first fact has to do with history. Back in 1988 when the writers last struck, the late-night shows affected were the “Tonight” show, then-hosted by Johnny Carson, and “Late Night” hosted by Letterman. Both shows were on NBC at the time.

Carson was able to cut a separate agreement with the Writer’s Guild while Letterman had no agreement and consequently had to host his show for weeks minus the writers. That kind of experience can leave an indelible mark in a late-night comic’s memory bank.

The second fact has to do with business. Sometimes it really does matter who owns the show.

Unlike his competitors, Letterman was able to negotiate directly with the union because his company owns his program as well as Ferguson’s.

With shows like NBC’s Leno and O’Brien, ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel and Comedy Central’s Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert going back on the air without having made deals with the union, writers intend to exert heavy pressure.

In a joint letter to their members, the WGA East and WGA West said, “In the case of late-night shows, our strike pressure will be intense and essential in directing political and SAG-member guests to Letterman and Ferguson rather than to struck talk shows.”

Also included in the letter was the following: “At this time, picket lines at venues such as NBC (both Burbank and Rockefeller Center), The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, and the Golden Globes are essential.”

What does it mean?

“Struck talk shows” is a reference to those of Leno, Conan, etc., who will obviously find it a lot more difficult to book guests. In addition, the shows will most likely serve as targets of intensified picket activity.

All of which means the funny business doesn’t seem so funny right now.

‘Charlie Wilson’s War’ Credits Dem with Cold War End

In Culture, Entertainment Business, Hollywood, Movies, Politics, entertainment on December 16, 2007 at 8:22 pm

History indicates that a prominent conservative’s steadfast actions are what led to the Cold War end.

It was the late great Ronald Reagan who was the key player in the engineering of U.S. victory following the prolonged tension-ridden period during which we were at odds with the then-Soviet Union.

A current film once again illustrates that acknowledging Reagan’s triumphs doesn’t sit all that well with liberal Hollywood.

Screenwriter Aaron Sorkin of “West Wing” fame (who, incidentally, is up for a Golden Globe but is refusing to cross the writers’ strike picket line) and director Mike Nichols, who’s best known for “The Graduate,” found a book to adapt to the big-screen that credits a Dem with the Cold War win.

“Charlie Wilson’s War” is based on a non-fiction book by George Crile, which profiles a 1980s congressman named Charles Wilson, a.k.a. “the liberal from Lufkin.” Representative Wilson was a pro-abortion, Equal Rights Amendment-supporting Democrat.

Tom Hanks plays the Texas rep who was involved with covertly funding Afghanistan’s Mujahideen rebels in opposition to the Soviet Union. He was urged on by born-again socialite and mistress Joanne Herring, who is played by Julia Roberts.

Entertainment Weekly gave the quintessential Tinseltown take on the flick, praising it as “a journalistic satire of realpolitik in which our jerry-rigged alliances, which looked strategic at the time, end up biting the U.S. in unforeseen ways.”

But the publication did take a small swipe at the movie in the following way: “Charlie was right to fight his war…All of which sounds a little too close to recently made rationalizations for a certain other war.”

Not surprisingly, the critics are heaping praise on the film. It has been nominated for 5 Golden Globes and is also on most of the Academy prognosticators’ Oscar lists.

The Golden Globes may be a predictor of what happens at the Oscars in more ways than one.

Globe nominations were recently announced, but the six-week old writers’ strike may all but eliminate any reason for the public to watch the telecast.

Writers, presenters, nominees and, of course, red carpet walkers could be agonizingly absent.

Globe producers are trying to get a waiver from the Writers Guild of America to exempt the January 13 ceremony at the Beverly Hilton, promising to use the event to express solidarity with the picketers.

If the requested waiver is denied, many of the nominees who don’t want to be labeled Ellen DeGeneres-like strikebreakers have already declared that they won’t cross the picket line and will therefore boycott the Globes ceremony.

David Duchovny, of “X-files” fame who’s nominated for “Californication” told the Hollywood Reporter, “I would never cross picket lines. I would probably send a stunt double in.”

“Grey’s Anatomy” producer Shonda Rhimes, “Eastern Promises” director David Cronenberg and “The Diving Bell and the Butterfly” writer Ronald Harwood have also said they will boycott the Globes if there is no waiver.

“Samantha Who?”’s Christina Applegate who’s nominated for the new comedy has decided to attend despite the picket lines. Applegate summed up her feelings about being nominated for a Globe while the writers are on strike.

The actress said, “It stinks.”

Will Smith: ‘Barack Obama Stole My Idea’

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Hollywood, Media, Politics, celebrity, entertainment, film on December 9, 2007 at 8:44 pm

As I reported a while back in a previous column, Will Smith revealed a secret ambition to someday become President of the United States.

While out promoting his upcoming film “I Am Legend,” Smith said in an interview with the U.K.’s Daily Mail, “I always wanted to be the first black president but Barack Obama stole my idea.”

The actor even expressed some policy ideas for his campaign. He said he would start with universal healthcare and shelter, indicating that he could not “see that happening under Bush. Too many bad things have happened under his presidency.”

Still, Smith distinguished himself from the Bush-hating fringe, saying, “I don’t believe he is an evil man, I just think he has an unevolved perspective. It’s a good thing he’s served his time. Now it’s time for Barack Obama.”

Smith has contributed some campaign cash and appeared in a video extolling the qualities of the Illinois senator and presidential candidate, but his support of the Obama campaign has been overshadowed by daytime TV talk show host Oprah Winfrey.

Evidently, Smith has no animus for Obama for attempting to take the same job that he himself had aspired to.

“That’s OK with me,” Smith explained. “Barack can go first and then I’ll take my turn.”

Barack Obama’s Oprah Card

In Culture, Hollywood, Obama, Oprah, Politics, celebrity, entertainment on December 2, 2007 at 8:38 pm

Just as the polls show that the race between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama is getting tighter, over the primary hill comes a player in the Obama campaign who just may deliver the Dem nomination to the Illinois senator.

For the first time in her career, daytime TV icon Oprah Winfrey is endorsing a candidate for the White House.

What’s even more astounding is that Winfrey is touring Iowa with Obama, and she’s luring even bigger crowds than the charismatic candidate and his wife have been drawing.

Hillary is fighting back with an in-house celebrity of her own, former president and First Gent wannabe Bill Clinton.

In the Oprah vs. Bill battle, there’s really no contest.

Bill prevaricated in a recent comment about his supposed opposition to the Iraq war, a clear negative for his wife.

Meanwhile Oprah has a huge influence track record with her vast audience of 8.6 million fans.

Her message about Obama is simple and clear: “I know him well enough to believe in his moral authority,” Winfrey told the Hollywood Reporter.

Lady O’s endorsement certainly has the potential to work big-time for Obama.

Obscure books turn into massive bestsellers with a mere Oprah mention.

And when it comes to endorsements of individuals, let’s just say Oprah was able to take an unknown jury consultant from Texas, transport him to Beverly Hills and make a mega-TV star out of him.

She did just that with a guy named—Dr. Phil.

In more presidential primary news, as the Writers Guild of America strike drones on, late-night talk shows are featuring monologues with rerun jokes on Arnold Schwarzenegger’s run for California governor, Scooter Libby’s pardon and President Bush’s pretzel mishap.

As a result, the current presidential primary candidates have been spared being the target of late-night wisecracks.

One candidate in particular is benefiting from the humor vacuum: Dem frontrunner Hillary Clinton.

The Center for Media and Public Affairs keeps tabs on Jay Leno, David Letterman and fellow jesters via a joke-tracking database called “Punchlines.”

From Jan. 1, 2007 to Oct. 10, 2007, the former First Lady was the subject of 186 late-night jokes as reported by the Los Angeles Times. All of the other Dem candidates combined chalked up a mere 197 quips.

Three non-candidates did better than Hillary with their joke counts: Vice President Dick Cheney (197), Paris Hilton (258) and late-night perennial punching bag George W. Bush (826).

Here’s a sampling of some late-night Hillary horseplay:

Jay Leno’s comment on the Clinton marriage: “Sen. Clinton said that as president she would bring the troops home. The troops? She can’t even get Bill to come home.”

David Letterman’s fashion quip: “Hillary is dressing sexier and sexier. Yesterday she was seen shopping at Victoria’s Pantsuit.”

‘Party of the Rich’ Dems and Hollywood

In Celebrities, Culture, Hillary, Hollywood, News and politics, Politics, entertainment on November 25, 2007 at 10:00 pm

According to a recent study, there’s a new “party of the rich.” It includes a whole lot of Dems, which means it includes a whole lot of Tinseltowners, too.

“The demographic reality is that the Democratic Party is the new ‘party of the rich,’” Michael Franc recently noted in the Financial Times of London.

Franc, an officer at the Heritage Foundation, conducted a study, which helps explain why wealthy Hollywood is chock-full of die-hard Dems.

Examining the net worth of folks in states and congressional districts, Franc determined that the majority of the nation’s wealthiest congressional districts were represented by Democrats and more than half of the richest households are in the 18 states in which Dems control both Senate seats.

Franc’s study also showed that, contrary to Democrat characterizations, “the vast majority of unabashed conservative House members hail from profoundly middle-class districts.”

While Dem candidates’ eyes must remain firmly fixed on the wealthy, they’re all simultaneously pandering to the working class.

Apparently, the Dem presidential candidates don’t want the same thing to happen to them that happened to Ellen Degeneres

The comedic talk show host recently found herself in the doghouse with striking writers.

The mistake Degeneres made was crossing the picket lines and doing her talk show despite the writers’ strike.

Because of a looming second strike by CBS’s newswriters, John Edwards, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton and Bill Richardson have all said they will pull out of a scheduled CBS News presidential debate if CBS’s newswriters join the screen and TV writers in a strike.

The CBS-sponsored debate is supposed to take place in Los Angeles on Dec. 10.

Edwards already posed with picketers in L.A., and his campaign also indicated that he and wife Elizabeth will pass on an upcoming scheduled appearance on ABC’s “The View” because of the writers’ guild strike.

In a released statement, Edwards called on “all of my fellow candidates and their campaigns to do the same.”

The Obama campaign said that if news workers were striking “Barack Obama will not cross the picket line to attend the debate.” Obama’s wife Michelle also cancelled a co-hosting appearance on “The View” because of striking writers.

The Clinton campaign followed suit, noting that “America’s unions are the backbone of America’s middle class, and I [Hillary] will always stand with America’s working men and women in the fight to ensure that they are able to earn a fair wage.”

Richardson jumped on the debate-skipping bandwagon, too. “His actions when it comes to the strike are more important than what he says at the debate,” his spokesperson said.

Hollywood Celebrities Hide ‘Scarlet R’

In Celebrities, Culture, Hollywood, Movies, Politics, entertainment on November 18, 2007 at 10:06 pm

A recent incident involving Teri Hatcher has once again put the dirty little secret about one of Tinseltown’s oppressed minorities in the spotlight.

Apparently concerned that the “Desperate Housewives” star might possibly be labeled with the “Scarlet R,” in a letter to the Washington Times Hatcher’s attorney included the following: “Please be advised that Ms. Hatcher is not a Republican.”

This is all strangely reminiscent of something I reported on back in 2004, when, in the political sense, Details magazine “outed” Mandy Moore.

The response from Moore’s publicist at the time said it all. It stated: “Mandy is not, nor has she ever been, a Republican.”

The truth of the matter is Hollywood folks like Sean Penn, Barbra Streisand and Robert Redford can shout their ultra-liberal views to the rafters while right-of-center stars must whisper, or better yet, cork it altogether.

In Hollywood, being branded a Republican may not only be hazardous to your social calendar, it can put the kibosh on your career.

Even those who in the past may merely have been supportive of Republican candidates must sometimes dodge the “R” ball. Bruce Willis and Tom Selleck’s representatives have indicated that both prefer to be known as Independents, while Kurt Russell and Drew Carey favor the Libertarian label.

“The Price Is Right” host Carey said, “It automatically hurts me if I said that I supported the war in Iraq and I support the troops.”

Patricia Heaton, star of the new hit “Back to You,” remembers having dinner with Hollywood friends and being met with stony silence after she let it be known that she was voting for now-President Bush. “You’d think I’d cr***ed in the middle of the table,” Heaton said.

Multiple Emmy nominee Ron Silver explained, “Since speaking in support of George Bush I’ve become increasingly disadmired by members of my profession.”

In a place where connections are indispensable to success, you live liberal or die. And you wait for John Wayne to ride back into Hollywood.

While waiting, there’s one thing you don’t want to do—patronize movies the likes of Mark Cuban and Brian De Palma’s “Redacted.”

Cuban is a billionaire, owns the Dallas Mavericks, heads a film company and TV channel and recently lasted a few rounds on “Dancing with the Stars.” But the guy apparently doesn’t understand the responsibility that comes with a media megaphone.

Neither does movie director Brian De Palma. When there’s a war blazing and our bravest are in harm’s way, it’s irresponsible at a minimum to produce and distribute material that endangers our troops and their mission.

Cuban and De Palma, in my opinion, have done just that with their deplorable film “Redacted.”

The movie focuses on real-life atrocities committed by soldiers. It presents one-dimensional villains dressed up in U.S. military uniforms. A brutal rape and murder scene is the centerpiece of the movie.

To punctuate the propaganda for the enemy, the film ends with a gruesome montage called “Collateral Damage,” in which pictures of dead Iraqis are projected on the screen and whose identities have been “blacked out” apparently due to legal concerns.

The film recklessly communicates that this kind of brutality by members of the American military is the norm and that the U.S. administration is engaged in a cover-up.

Omitted from the film is the fact that all five of those involved in the actual incident were arrested and charged for the crime. Three have been sentenced to prison for the rest of their lives. And the ringleader was ejected from the Army before the crime was ever reported. That soldier will face the death penalty in a Kentucky federal court.

De Palma has hit the rape theme before, in a 1980s anti-Vietnam war movie called “Casualties of War.” The director explained that “the premise for both wars [Vietnam and Iraq] is essentially the same, and that’s why this particular atrocity has occurred twice.”

“The rape case in ‘Casualties of War’ was a very dramatic metaphor for our involvement over there, in which we raped a country and then left,” De Palma said.

How people who have been given so much can commit onscreen libel of the military is despicable. How they can do so at a time of war is unconscionable. How they can sleep at night is a mystery.

Hollywood Writers’ Strike Draws Politicians’ Attention

In Celebrities, Culture, Entertainment Business, Hollywood, Media, Television, entertainment, law on November 11, 2007 at 11:26 pm

Maybe it’s because if Los Angeles were a state it would be the 4th largest economy in the nation.

Or maybe it’s because the entertainment business generates more than $30 billion annually.

Anyway here they come, politicians to the rescue of Hollywood’s writers’ strike.

Former movie star and current California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, former labor negotiator and current L.A. Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, and former president and current Hillary stumper Bill Clinton have all offered their services as mediators. Even Jesse Jackson is here cheerleading the picketers and posing for the press.

The governor seems poised to jump in like an action hero, the mayor has already met with reps from both sides, rumors are rampant that Hillary would like Bill to take a trip to the Left Coast and Jesse has the pompoms at the ready.

The problem is that the writers don’t trust Arnold because he’s been chummy with studio execs, the execs don’t trust Villaraigosa because he used to work for unions, no one believes Clinton is going to leave the Hillary campaign when it’s in trouble and Jesse just continues to float from one activist photo-op to another.

One exec described the writers’ decision to strike as having “declared war.” The writers want a bigger share of DVDs and a piece of the Internet and cell phones. The studios say that the revenue from new technology is an unknown speculative projection, and therefore they can’t lock in on a percentage.

A simple solution would be to give the writers a share when the revenue reaches a specified level. If both sides could conceptually agree, it would be the start of talks that could lead to a resolution, and thankfully, more to watch than reruns and reality shows.

Come to think of it, Hollywood really needs someone to settle the strike who’s apolitical, able to communicate in monosyllables and is experienced in bringing emotionally charged sides together. Sounds like a job for Dr. Phil.

Redford’s ‘Lions for Lambs’ Penned by Clinton White House Intern

In Hollywood, Movies, Politics, Robert Redford, Tom Cruise, entertainment, film on November 4, 2007 at 8:44 pm

Even the mainstream media critic crowd has had to acknowledge that the Robert Redford directed “Lions for Lambs” film is told through a Left Coast lens.

Variety calls the movie (which incidentally also co-stars Redford, Meryl Streep and Tom Cruise) “back-bendingly liberal but also deeply patriotic.”

The Hollywood Reporter points out that although Redford and scriptwriter Matthew Michael Carnahan set out arguments both for and against the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, there’s “no doubt” about “where they [Redford and Carnahan] stand.”

And veteran film critic Emanuel Levy says “Lions for Lambs” is Redford’s “most overtly political drama.”

An explanation for the strong leftward tilt of the movie can be found in the background of Carnahan.

While pursuing political science studies at USC, “Lions” scriptwriter Carnahan was also an intern in former President Bill Clinton’s White House. Carnahan’s responsibilities included working in a war room that defended Hillary Rodham Clinton’s failed health care plan.

Carnahan received a career boost from older brother Joe who directed “Smokin’ Aces” and was scriptwriter of the more even-handed terrorist-related movie “The Kingdom.”

In a lefty performance of the off-screen kind, actor Sean Penn gave folks yet another glimpse into his parallel universe in a fawning interview he did with the U.K. Guardian.

In response to criticism he received for his public embrace of dictator Hugo Chavez, Penn carped, “I take a lot of flak, but truth is stubborn. I ain’t going to say it don’t annoy me but, if the intention is to make me do it less, it’s really going the other way.”

About his part-time journalist gig for the San Francisco Chronicle in which he went on a “fact-finding” journey to Iraq and Iran, Penn boasted, “I don’t know if this is true, but I may have written the first published piece in mainstream journalism that actually explained what these contractors were up to over there.”

Regarding the media, Penn complained that “nobody’s watching this stuff, and it’s eating away at our democracy.” He also groused that we didn’t find out “people were building up these private militias out of the Pentagon with tax payers’ money.”

“The way I see it,” Penn said, “if you believe in democracy, you got to do something. We have people running the country now who really should be in prison for what they are doing to democracy. If you define our country by the Constitution, we have enemies of the State in the White House, the Defense Department and the State Department. That’s where we are now.”

Wonder if Penn secretly longs to be the running mate of UFO spotter Dennis Kucinich.

Torture Flick Sullies the Big Screen Again

In Academy Awards, Celebrities, Entertainment Business, Hollywood, Movies, Politics, Television, entertainment on October 28, 2007 at 8:41 pm

Torture flick “Saw IV” was not screened for critics, probably because of its incredibly sick content.

The abhorrent movie from Lionsgate brought in $32.1 million last weekend, the second highest opening of the “Saw” films, which have been released every Halloween weekend since 2004.

Hollywood will no doubt continue to churn out more of the big-screen garbage. “Saw” (2004) opened with $18.2 million, “Saw II” (2005) $31.7 million and “Saw III” (2006) $33.6 million.

In stark contrast, “Bella,” a life affirming movie from Roadside Attractions, opened with the second highest per screen take, with more than $8,000 per theater.

“Bella” was only on 165 screens.

That number should swiftly expand if Hollywood execs are paying attention.

In torture of the terrorism related kind, the Fox hit “24” has alarmed critics on the Left with its counterterrorist characters and their willingness to use extreme measures when dealing with terrorists in trying to save countless lives.

The show appears to be taking its critics head-on.

In scenes from a trailer promoting the show’s seventh season, Kiefer Sutherland’s character, agent Jack Bauer, appears in front of a governmental panel that is investigating his past actions, including harsh treatment of terrorism suspects.

“Don’t expect me to regret the decisions that I have made, because sir, the truth is, I don’t,” Bauer says in the scene.

In another segment, Bauer is preparing to interrogate a suspect when a female official gives him free rein.

“Do whatever it takes. Torture him if you have to,” the woman says.

Nicole Kidman’s Faith Shifts ‘Golden Compass’’s Needle

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment Business, Hollywood, Movies, Nicole Kidman, entertainment, religion on October 14, 2007 at 9:27 pm

“The Golden Compass,” a film adaptation of the first book in a trilogy by author Phillip Pullman, is stirring unrest in some Christian souls.

Pullman is a militant atheist, and he’s made it known that he detests religion.

Just as J.K. Rowlings’ “Harry Potter” series grew progressively darker as she churned the books out, Pullman has things in his trilogy growing progressively more anti-religious.

The heroes of the story are engaged in a rebellion to kill God. In the third and final book, they succeed in their efforts.

Nicole Kidman, who stars in “The Golden Compass,” spoke with Entertainment Weekly about the film. She told the magazine that she was raised Catholic and that the Catholic Church is part of her “essence.” She added that she wouldn’t be able to do the film if she “thought it were at all anti-Catholic.”

The sweet result is that the religious message put forth in the film version of the book “has been watered down a little,” according to Kidman.

Based on the footage that I have seen, Christians are not likely to be offended by the movie. Still, the Catholic League intends to conduct a nationwide two-month protest of the film.

Christian groups are right to be concerned. The movie could lead children to read the books, which contain potentially faith-damaging material. Additionally, Pullman is an excellent writer and uses cliffhangers to induce readers to continue on to subsequent books in the trilogy.

But, in my assessment, a boycott is an ill-advised approach in this instance. Controversy has been a key element in film promotion over the past few years, with PR firms seeking to generate loads of it in the hopes of boosting ticket sales.

“Compass” is not as well known as “Potter,” but controversy will provide it with the publicity it needs to rise to a higher tier within the fantasy realm. This plays right into the hands of the studio.

Boycott or not, Christian organizations should focus on educating the public on the difference between the film and the Pullman books and encouraging parents in particular to monitor and guide their children in the selection of literature and media.

Faith and film have come together in a big way for another Tinseltown figure. Have you heard of Christian director Tyler Perry? Hollywood sure has.

With a production budget of only $6 million, Perry’s “Madea’s Family Reunion” grossed over $63 million. And similarly, with a production budget of a mere $5.5 million, his “Diary of a Mad Black Woman” took in $50 mill.

Most recently, the Lionsgate film “Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married?” clobbered George Clooney’s legal Oscar dreamer “Michael Clayton,” Cate Blanchett’s regal sequel “Elizabeth: The Golden Age” and Mark Wahlberg’s criminal thriller “We Own the Night.”

“Married”’s cast includes Janet Jackson.

The positive themed flick brought in $21.5 million as opposed to Clooney’s “Clayton,” which pulled in $11 million as did “We Own the Night.” Blanchett’s “Golden Age” took in $6.2 million.

It turns out that box-office cash has slipped for the fourth straight weekend. The best dozen films of the past weekend brought in $85.5 million, off 14 percent from the same weekend last year.

If there’s one thing that can make Hollywood find religion it’s the Almighty Dollar.

Rosie O’Donnell’s Terrorist Fans

In Celebrities, Culture, Hollywood, Politics, Rosie, Television, Tom Cruise, entertainment on September 30, 2007 at 9:18 pm

Terrorist leaders are weighing in on Rosie O’Donnell’s geopolitical rantings.

Ramadan Adassi, the terrorist head of the Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigades, has said that he agrees with O’Donnell’s views. And Ala Senakreh, the West Bank Chief of the same terrorist group, is inviting Rosie to come on a fact-finding visit and live with them for a while.

“We welcome Rosie O’Donnell to stay among us and to get to know the truth from being here,” Senakreh said, according to author Aaron Klein.

O’Donnell’s rep says the idea that terrorists have picked Rosie for their pin-up poster is “absurd.”

But when you look at Rosie’s statements, it doesn’t seem that far-fetched.

Assisting in making the monsters appear cuddly, O’Donnell said, “Don’t fear the terrorists. They’re mothers and fathers.”

Helping to take the terrorists off the hook for the events of 9/11, she informed folks that the buildings were brought down in order to get rid of documents that incriminated Enron and other corporations.

Relieving the Iranian government of responsibility, the blustering blogger suggested that the Bush administration orchestrated the kidnapping of fifteen British sailors as a pretext for war.

Lending a hand to terrorist mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed who had confessed to more than 30 terrorist plots and the 9/11 attack, O’Donnell spread the word that the confession had been coerced via U.S. torture.

And who could forget when Rosie announced that our country had treated the Guantanamo inmates “like animals” and subjected them to “torture … on a daily basis.”

What does her rhetoric portend?

Rosie will be back on the tube real soon—on Al Jazeera.

The former object of Rosie’s affection, Tom Cruise, apparently intends to construct a $10 million bunker under his home in Telluride in order to keep wife Katie Holmes and daughter Suri safe from an intergalactic alien attack.

Cruise does have some interplanetary experience. After all, he starred in Steven Spielberg’s 2005 flick “War of the Worlds.”

According to Star Magazine, Cruise plans to hunker down in a bunker because of his devotion to the Church of Scientology. He reportedly believes that “an evil revenge attack” is being plotted by Xenu, a dethroned galactic potentate.

The structure will purportedly be “a self-contained underground shelter” with high tech air purifying capability.

Cruise’s rep denies the report and says it’s “completely untrue.”

Even though Hollywood publicists aren’t anxious to admit their clients have concerns over interstellar invasions from outer space, politicians are chomping at the bit to have another shot at a guest worker program.

Brad Pitt’s Southern Sadness Suspicions

In Brad Pitt, Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, Music, celebrity, entertainment on September 23, 2007 at 7:46 pm

Brad Pitt has been out promoting his latest flick with the long-winded title, “The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford.”

In an interview on ABC’s “Good Morning America,” Pitt shared some of his thoughts on being a dad. He also talked about how fatherhood has helped him overcome a sadness that he has had since he was a boy growing up in Missouri.

Pitt’s onscreen character Jesse James also grew up in the Show Me State, which evidently spurred the actor into examining his past and the region of his childhood.

Pitt spoke of something he characterized as the South’s “congenital sadness.”

“It’s something that I feel in my grandparents, in the people I’ve met, in a Southern way of life,” Pitt said.

Interestingly, he sees the Christian faith as an antidote for Southern woe.

“It’s something pervasive, an undercurrent that I think Christianity answers,” Pitt professed.

Ali Larter Gets Real for the Emmy Awards

In Celebrities, Culture, Hollywood, Movies, entertainment, fashion on September 4, 2007 at 7:53 am

One actress is bucking a longstanding Hollywood trend.

While other stars spend hours having their hair coifed prior to walking the 59th Primetime Emmy red carpet, Ali Larter will be readying herself by “going real.”

The “Heroes” actress and co-star of “Resident Evil: Extinction,” the third and final installment of the movie series that is based on the video game of the same name, is collaborating with Dove Hair Care and foregoing a professional hairstylist.

Instead, just like the average person, Larter will be doing her own hair for the event.

Her mission is to inspire women to start loving the hair they have and not comparing it to the unattainable images seen in the media and Hollywood.

Typically, a squadron of cosmetologists spends hours of glam-up time per star to achieve the results seen at red carpet events and photo shoots.

Of course, most folks are unaware of the extent to which the beauty brigades have teased, tugged and twirled to attain the hot hairdos.

Unable to meet high hair expectations, countless viewers feel as though their self-esteem has been flat-ironed. Larter and Dove Hair Care are out to change that.

Interestingly, nearly 60 percent of women believe that the images in the media set the standard for beautiful hair, according to a recent survey done by Impulse Research.

Larter is getting the word out that “there is a lot of work that goes into Hollywood hair.”

“I am doing all of this to help women realize the potential of their own hair and feel more confident every day,” she adds.

Rosario Dawson”s Horrifying Movie Choice

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Movies, Movies & Entertainment, entertainment on August 26, 2007 at 11:21 pm

Rosario Dawson (“Sin City”) was apparently shocked by the graphic cruelty displayed in her latest movie, “Descent.”

The film is another addition to the Hollywood dung heap of flicks that focus on suffering, torture and cruelty while packaged as entertainment.

“Descent” includes a brutal rape scene in which Dawson portrays a victim who eventually goes after her attacker and with the help of a friend imposes an even more vicious form of revenge.

“It was horrifying for me to watch it,” the actress tells the World Entertainment News Network and acknowledges the need to warn people of the dreadful content before they line up at the box office.

“But it’s also really amazing how much the affect is. It really humanized a lot of us who are part of this experience because it brought up a really deep conversation that most of us don’t ever want to talk about,” she adds.

Torture flicks humanizing? Next she’ll be telling us that mindless flicks boost the IQ.

‘Invasion’ Déjà vu

In Culture, Entertainment Business, Hollywood, Media, Movies, Movies & Entertainment, News and politics, Social and Politics, entertainment on August 13, 2007 at 9:37 am

It all started in 1955.

Author Jack Finney penned a sci-fi novel called “The Body Snatchers,” in which seeds from outer space invade the planet, take folks over while they’re asleep and grow evil body doubles in creepy plantlike pods.

The tale so captured the public’s imagination it’s been made into a movie four different times.

First it was “Invasion of the Body Snatchers.” Then it was “Invasion of the Body Snatchers” for a second time. Third time it was simply “Body Snatchers.”

Now another cinematic installment is about to hit the theaters. For a change of pace, it’s called “The Invasion.”

It stars Nicole Kidman and Daniel Craig and once again hits on some timeless social and political themes—individualism vs. conformity, personal freedom vs. social control, human compassion vs. callousness.

Guess every couple of decades we need a movie reminder to keep us from becoming dreaded “pod people.”

Thoroughly Modest Michelle

In Culture, Hollywood, Media, Movies, Social and Politics, celebrity, entertainment on August 12, 2007 at 10:35 pm

It’s back to the big screen for Michelle Pfeifer.

In her latest movie roles, she’s a villain times two.

In “Hairspray,” Pfeiffer plays mean ex-beauty queen Velma Von Tussle opposite John Travolta, who dresses up as a Big Beautiful Woman for his Edna Turnblad role.

And in “Stardust,” Pfeiffer plays a wicked witch who’s on a search for eternal youth.

Speaking of eternal youth, Michelle seems to have found it in real life.

She’s also hung onto something else that in Tinseltown is quite rare—her modesty.

It turns out that Pfeiffer passed on the starring role of the film “Basic Instinct.”

Why? Because she didn’t want to bare it all for the camera.

Had she taken the movie part, Pfeiffer would have played scheming seductress Catherine Tramell. Instead Sharon Stone took the risqué role and the rest is sordid cinematic history.

“I just couldn’t do that one, because of the sexual parts, the nudity. My father was still alive. I’m kind of prudish,” Pfeiffer is quoted as saying by Contactmusic.

The star adds, “I am not that uninhibited about my body. I’m modest.”

‘Grey’s Anatomy’’s Ellen Pompeo Chides the Media

In Culture, Grey's Anatomy, Media, celebrity, entertainment on August 12, 2007 at 10:32 pm

Not one to get into the tabloids for her excessive partying, “Grey’s Anatomy”’s Ellen Pompeo is sharing her thoughts on the topic of fame and responsibility.

“I just worry about the girls who look up to me,” Pompeo tells Los Angeles Confidential Magazine.

Pompeo is concerned on two fronts.

With the extreme emphasis being placed on thinness, the actress doesn’t want her fans to deprive themselves of nutrition. “I don’t want them to think I starve myself or don’t eat, and that to be like me that’s what they have to do.”

She explains that she is naturally on the slim side and finds the media to be “irresponsible” on the subject.

Pompeo is also concerned about the “famous for being famous” phenomenon.

“What are we doing to this younger generation?” Pompeo asks. “We’re so focused on the wrong things. We’re teaching young girls that this is what they should be focusing on: rich and famous girls who are rich and famous for nothing.”

After the coverage of young women like Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, Pompeo has a succinct message for the tabloid press: “I just think the media should take this country in a different direction.”

Hollywood’s Hidden Villains

In Entertainment Business, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, Movies & Entertainment, News and politics, Politics, entertainment on July 15, 2007 at 3:42 pm

Check out this brilliant piece by Nick Cohen in The Observer:

Screens that flicker and fail to challenge

In Die Hard 4.0, a cyber-terrorist paralyses the eastern seaboard of the United States. The lights go out all over New York, roads are gridlocked and airports closed, and a panicking citizenry hears rumours of anthrax attacks.

If this sounds a touch familiar, the writers and director are careful to emphasise that resemblances to 9/11 only go so far. The criminal mastermind isn’t an Islamist, but Thomas Gabriel, a deranged computer genius. When the US government refuses to fund his research, he cries ‘one day you will be sorry you spurned me’, or words to that effect. Gabriel doesn’t have a political motive for throwing the nation into chaos. He wants to steal billions of dollars to satisfy his wounded pride, not destroy the Great Satan. Indeed, Gabriel insists to Bruce Willis that he’s a patriot of sorts who has ‘done America a favour’. If he hadn’t revealed the weaknesses in the computer defences to the authorities, ‘some religious nut job’ trying to bring an apocalypse might have found them instead.

What specific types of ‘religious nut jobs’ want to bring apocalypse to the United States, the Die Hard team don’t say, and their silence is everywhere in Hollywood, and at first glance baffling.

The global mayhem since 9/11 has not affected film in America, nor television in Britain, to anything like the degree a reasonably well-informed media buff would have predicted on the day. Hollywood has produced documentaries, from Paul Greengrass’s poignant United 93, which recaptures the uprising by passengers against their hijackers, to Michael Moore’s seedy Fahrenheit 9/11, which portrays Saddam Hussein’s Iraq as a happy land of playful children and blushing lovers. But when we turn to Hollywood fiction we find that the ‘war on terror’, or whatever it is we’re meant to call it these days, has barely shown its face.

The absence is all the more perplexing because before 9/11, when there had been no serious Islamist assault on America, Middle Eastern villains were so common in films Hollywood faced plausible charges of anti-Arab racism. In Back to the Future, Executive Decision, True Lies and dozens of others, Arabs were off-the-peg bad guys. Yet after 9/11, the stereotypes weren’t fleshed out with an all-too-real psychopathic ideology, but abandoned.

Writing in the Los Angeles Times Andrew Klavan, a Hollywood screenwriter of a conservative bent, blamed liberal nervousness. ‘In order to honestly dramatise the simple truth about this existential struggle, you have to depict right-minded Americans – some of whom may be white and male and Christian – hunting down and killing dark-skinned villains of a false and wicked creed. That’s what’s happening, on a good day anyway, so that’s what you’d have to show. Movie-makers are reluctant to do that because, even though it’s the truth, on screen it might appear bigoted and jingoistic.’

Maybe, but Hollywood’s alleged political correctness was not in evidence before 9/11 and, in any case, Bruce Willis is a gung-ho American conservative, not a comrade of George Clooney. A hard-headed liberal might say that the real reason for the down-playing of the conflict is that Hollywood is a global business. American television can show Islamists in 24 and other thrillers because it sells primarily to the domestic market. Movies must sell everywhere and a world which is appalled by the second Iraq war and will not pay to see America venerated – and nor will many Americans for that matter.

I’m sure there’s truth in that argument too, but it misses how dislocating the war on terror seems when viewed from the comfort of the rich world’s democracies. From the 9/11 atrocities on, the dimmest citizens could be in no doubt that forces were swirling around the globe that would murder them without restraint. Yet after 9/11, they haven’t been murdered in significant numbers. I don’t mean any offence to the bereaved of the attacks on London and Madrid, but when set against the astonishing scale of the Iraqi massacres the casualties have been tiny. The rich world is coping with a relatively low level of violence, while all the time knowing that fantastic violence remains possible.

This leads to a frantic desire to appease and deny. To pretend we’re the ‘root cause’ of the threat or say that the it has been manipulated by cynical politicians would be natural responses in normal circumstances. After America and Britain launched the second Iraq war on the worst intelligence since the US military dismissed the possibility of a Japanese attack on Pearl Harbour, a global outbreak of wishful thinking and conspiracy theory was inevitable.

You can see this better in BBC dramas than in Hollywood films. The 2006 series of Spooks, for example, showed Islamist suicide bombers taking over the Saudi Arabian embassy. Nothing too far-fetched in that; real MI5 agents are running themselves ragged as they try to close down terror cells. The BBC’s novel twist was that its fictional MI5 agents discovered that the Islamists weren’t Islamists at all, just Mossad agents in disguise engaged in the perennial Jewish conspiracy.

Meanwhile, the actor playing Guy of Gisborne in the BBC’s reworking of Robin Hood for the 21st century explained that the old story was now about ‘the perpetuation of terror’ by the powerful. ‘It’s almost in the bad guys’ interests to keep Robin alive – like the modern situation with terrorists. Guy and the Sheriff need him as a scapegoat, to keep fear in the hearts of the people’.

I’m not sure if he meant that Robin and his Merry Men were Osama and his Merry Islamists, but the BBC certainly wanted viewers to believe that the government was the real villain, hyping up the threat to justify placing the British under the iron heel of the national security state. See through that lie, and we could relax.

The BBC’s logic is absurd when I write it out on paper but it makes psychological sense on the screen. Given the state of unrealised fear we live in, it feels reasonable in London and Hollywood to avoid provoking enemies we rarely see. Better to ignore them instead or blame them on the government or Jewish conspiracies and then, with luck, they will leave us alone, and confine their bombs to the poor world.

It would be nice if that were true.

Jennifer Aniston’s Shower Secret

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Hollywood, Politics, entertainment, live earth on July 8, 2007 at 9:22 pm

Al Gore’s earth preaching has prompted all sorts of worldly wisdom to emerge from the mouths of stars.

Jennifer Aniston offered an earth friendly pearl. She revealed her formula for safeguarding the planet’s future, which involves a special form of whole body hygiene, according to “The Green Book” by Elizabeth Rogers and Thomas Kostigen.

While taking a shower, Aniston also brushes her teeth.

“I take a three-minute shower. I even brush-wash-brush my teeth while I shower,” Aniston announced.

The actress explained how shower multitasking helps people in Africa.

“Every two minutes in the shower uses as much water as a person in Africa uses for everything in their life for a whole day.”

Perhaps next Aniston can figure out a way to include in her shower a few loads of laundry and a day’s worth of dishes.

Greenpeace Slams Live Earth

In Culture, Gore, News and politics, Politics, entertainment, global warming, religion on July 8, 2007 at 2:41 pm

Al Gore’s enviro-gelical concert campaign has received the usual criticism from Right-of-center sources, but disapproval is also coming from some unexpected places.

Matt Bellamy of the band Muse described the concert as “private jets for climate change.”

John Buckley of Carbon Footprint, an organization that helps companies reduce their carbon dioxide emissions estimated that Live Earth would produce about 74,500 tons of carbon emissions.

Greenpeace, perhaps the best known environmental activist group in the world has slammed Live Earth because automobile manufacturer DaimlerChrysler was a sponsor of the Hamburg portion of the event.

The name of the maker of one of Hollywood’s favorite rides, the Mercedes, brought Shakira, Snoop Dogg and Enrique Iglesias to the Gore-fest.

“We think the concert is good, but it’s absurd to have a company like that [DaimlerChrysler] as a sponsor,” a spokeswoman for Greenpeace Germany, Sonja Koch, told Reuters.

Greenpeace has yet to object to a sponsor of the Live Earth Web site, Chevrolet.

Is TMZ in a Legal Tangle?

In Celebrities, Celebrity Crime, Celebrity News, Entertainment and Media, Media, OJ, entertainment, law on June 20, 2007 at 5:07 pm

If lawyers for the family of Ron Goldman and a bankruptcy trustee get their way, Internet site TMZ.com could be held in contempt for posting a manuscript of O.J. Simpson’s “If I Did It” book.

The Web site and its lawyer claim no wrongdoing.

At an emergency hearing U.S. Bankruptcy Judge A. Jay Cristol said he would schedule a hearing later on whether to hold TMZ in contempt and even discussed possible finacial liability for the joint venture between America Online Inc. and a Time Warner Co. subsidiary.

Although O.J. was acquitted of murder charges, Goldman’s family won a civil wrongful death case against Simpson now totaling more than $33 million.

As part of their efforts to collect, the Goldmans seized on securing the rights to the aborted “If I Did It” project.
The Goldman family wants to rewrite the book and put it out under the title “Confessions of a Double Murderer.” The judge had ordered all copies of the manuscript and related materials turned over to a court-appointed trustee, partly to satisfy Simpson’s debt to the Goldmans.

Goldman attorney Paul Battista said TMZ’s posting of the manuscript on Tuesday violated that order and may do irreparable harm to the family’s attempt to benefit financially from it.

“I can’t tell you how distraught the Goldmans are to hear that this hit the Internet for free,” Battista said.

NBC Shows the Love for Rosie and Gore

In Celebrity News, Culture, Hollywood, News and politics, Politics, Television, celebrity, entertainment on June 10, 2007 at 6:51 pm

gore.jpg It seems Rosie O’Donnell is a mixed bag.

The actress, TV host and sometimes comedienne has been known to spout half-truths, fling rude affronts and lob conspiracy theories in between her laugh lines. She’s also, at times, alienated the Heartland, given sponsors a major headache and frazzled the nerves of media conglomerates and their shareholders.

But Rosie has also been known for roping in a lot of viewers. And at a time when television is suffering a general decline, network producers are taking note.

The controversial May 2007 episodes of “The View” in which Rosie participated brought in larger audiences than in any other month that the decade-long Barbara Walters show has been on the air. The show averaged a record 3.8-million viewers.

In Rosie’s current situation, replacing Paris Hilton on “The Simple Life,” getting Paula Abdul’s spot on “American Idol” or taking Katie Couric’s CBS anchor job don’t seem to be in the offing. However, speculation is emerging about where Rosie may turn up in her post-“View” career.

One major network executive reportedly wants O’Donnell for either a daytime spot or a primetime game show slot, according to Foxnews.com. Recently announced new head of programming for NBC Ben Silverman has let it be known that he’ll do whatever it takes to obtain the services of the former “View” cast member.

NBC is in desperate need of ratings. Judging by its imbalanced network news division and cable channel MSNBC’s lack of impartiality, a decision to cater to its most leftist viewers appears to have been made.

The ex-Queen of Nice may very well end up on the cockeyed Peacock Network. Since quitting “The View” three weeks prior to her contract’s expiration, Rosie has been working on a memoir to be released in Fall 2007 titled “Celebrity Detox.” During a recent speaking engagement, she explained that her memoirs will be written in the same style as her blog.

In another skewed signal, NBC’s parent company, NBC Universal, has set aside a mind-boggling 75-hours-plus of broadcast time for Al Gore’s “Live Earth: The Concerts for a Climate in Crisis.”

On July 7, NBC will devote all of its primetime to the Gore event. CNBC will provide an additional 7 hours of coverage and Bravo, another18 hours. MSNBC will cover the Gore event via special reports with correspondents reporting live from New York and London.

“Live Earth” will also be featured for 22 hours on the Universal HD channel, with another hour on Telemundo and 2 hours on Telemundo’s cable network, mun2.

It makes you wonder if all the face time is going to prompt Gore to enter the Democrat campaign follies.

HBO Sopranos Con Job

In Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, Media, Sopranos, Television, entertainment on June 10, 2007 at 6:10 pm

What an absurd faux finale. The ending looked as though the cameraman ran out of film.

The producers dissed their following.

It is nothing less than a cowardly attempt to leave the door open for more episodes.

Simon Gives LaKisha the Kiss of Death

In Celebrity News, Culture, Music, Star Celebrity Gossip!, celebrity, entertainment on May 10, 2007 at 10:20 am

Will Arnold Pardon Paris? (He let Tookie Fry)

In Culture, Hollywood, Media, News and politics, celebrity, entertainment, hilton, law, paris on May 8, 2007 at 5:48 pm

Richard Gere Apologizes for Dip Slip

In Culture, Hollywood, Movies, Politics, celebrity, entertainment on May 3, 2007 at 2:02 pm

It all started when, in front of thousands of onlookers at an AIDS function in New Delhi, India, Richard Gere grabbed Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty and took her for a lip-lock and extreme dance dip.

The public reaction to Gere’s behavior was that of outrage.

The actor didn’t respond in the normal Hollywood fashion by issuing an apology, appearing with Dr. Phil and racing to rehab.

He did, however, after the public burning of effigies of him and issuance of an arrest warrant, decide that it was a good time for him to say he was sorry.

Gere issued a statement of “sincere apology” addressed to his “dear Indian friends.” But he also held out one of his film roles as an excuse.

He said that the way he kissed Shetty was influenced by his movie “Shall We Dance.”

“My clumsy attempt at a ‘Shall We Dance’ move was a naive misread of Indian customs and I assure you nothing more.”

I believe that instead of “Shall We Dance” Gere meant to say “American Gigolo.”

Rosie O’Donnell Bolts for Broadway?

In Culture, Media, celebrity, entertainment, gossip on April 30, 2007 at 10:20 pm

Even though she is leaving “The View,” Rosie O’ Donnell has already lined up a new gig on Broadway.

Word has it that O’Donnell is in negotiations to play a part in the musical version of the novel “Les Miserables” and hopes to snag the role of Madame Thenardier.

O’Donnell’s part would be a supporting role, that of the wife and partner in crime to a con artist innkeeper.

Since O’Donnell didn’t seem to like playing a supporting role to Barbara Walters on “The View,” if she gets the Broadway part it probably won’t take long for her to go after the starring role and maybe even add ad lib a few lines about a conspiracy between Donald Trump and John Edwards’ hairdresser.

Salma Hayek Denounces The Bible.

In Culture, Movies, Politics, celebrity, entertainment, religion on April 22, 2007 at 3:10 pm

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Unmarried and pregnant Salma Hayek has a new vocation, theologian. The actress has decided to sound off on the contents of the Bible. Seems she’s doesn’t agree with the way the Good Book treats women.

“I don’t like the way the Bible views women – this thing about the Virgin Mary conceiving a child without having sex – so if you conceive a child by having sex, there’s a subliminal message that there’s something dirty about it,” the actress told Marie Clare magazine.

“And this is what makes us divine,” Hayek added.

“I mean, the possibility of creating another life should remind women that we are creators, that we are made like God in our ability. There is nothing greater than to create another human being.”

Feminists are ecstatic over Hayek’s idea that women are like God. By applying a woman’s “right to choose” to interpreting the Bible she’s created “the right to pick and choose.”

How Hillary Will Solve the Sanjaya Crisis

In Media, Politics, celebrity, entertainment on April 14, 2007 at 12:03 pm

Presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton recently went on a WOKQ-FM radio talk show to answer voter’s questions.

The New York senator was asked what the United States can do about the crisis created by contestant Sanjaya Malakar staying on “American Idol” despite an apparent lack of talent.

“That’s the best question I’ve been asked in a long time,” Clinton said. “Well, you know, people can vote for whomever they want. That’s true in my election, and its true on ‘American Idol.’”

Disney Queasy About Keith Richards’ Ash Remarks

In Culture, Hollywood, Movies, Music, celebrity, entertainment on April 8, 2007 at 9:04 pm

Disney is having some PR problems.

Mickey and Minnie’s corporate boss is also in charge of “The View,” the program that’s enabling Rosie O’Donnell to spout her enemy-pleasing inanity.

The company also has Rolling Stone Keith Richards contracted to appear in an upcoming sequel, “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End.”

Richards’ recent comments about snorting his deceased father’s ashes mixed with cocaine likely had executives applying “Head On” directly to their foreheads.

The rocker who made news last year after falling from a coconut tree now claims he was only joking about the nasal experience.

Senior vice president Dennis Rice told U.K. music magazine NME, “When (a senior Disney publicist) forwarded the (Richards) story to me, I thought ‘How are we going to spin this?’”

The Disney exec evidently doesn’t subscribe to the old adage that any publicity is good publicity.

“Keith won’t be doing a lot of publicity for this movie,” Rice divulged.

Keith Richards Sucks Dad Up His Nose

In Celebrity Crime, Celebrity News, Culture, Media, Music, Social and Politics, Star Celebrity Gossip!, celebrity, entertainment, gossip on April 3, 2007 at 6:05 pm

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Rolling Stone Keith Richards may have indulged in a host of illegal substances in his life, but, hey this is not something to be bragging about.

“The strangest thing I’ve tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father,” Richards told the British music magazine NME.

“He was cremated and I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn’t have cared,” he said. “… It went down pretty well, and I’m still alive.”

Richards’ father, Bert, died at age 84 in 2002.

It’s bad enough to be boasting about sucking up blow, but mixing it with your departed dad’s remains is ghoulish.

Rosie O’Donnell’s Weird Science

In Culture, Hollywood, Media, Politics, celebrity, entertainment on April 1, 2007 at 10:05 am

rosie_abc_010.jpgContinuing in her bid to destroy the credibility of Barbara Walters and ABC, Rosie O’Donnell’s factually deficient and irresponsible comments on “The View” are increasing in both frequency and outrageousness. Maybe she’s been hanging upside down too long

Drawing on her apparent science background she lectured viewers on the events of September 11, 2001. “I do believe that it’s the first time in history that fire has ever melted steel,” O’Donnell confidently affirmed. “I do believe that it defies physics that World Trade Center tower 7—building 7, which collapsed in on itself—it is impossible for a building to fall the way it fell without explosives being involved. World Trade Center 7. World Trade [Center] 1 and 2 got hit by planes—7, miraculously, the first time in history, steel was melted by fire. It is physically impossible.”

Rosie’s weird science prompted a response from Popular Mechanics magazine.

-Steel was weakened – not “melted.” The crashes destroyed support columns and ignited raging fires that weakened the steel structures so that the towers could no longer support their own weights. Building 7, which had fuel tanks located throughout, including two 6000-gal. tanks in the basement, collapsed because fires weakened its steel structure.
Steel melts at about 2,750 degrees Fahrenheit—but it loses strength at temperatures as low as 400 F. When temperatures break 1000 degrees F, steel loses nearly 50 percent of its strength.

-The North and South Towers weren’t knocked down by they were “hit by planes.” In fact, both towers remained standing for more than a half-hour after the planes hit.

- Tower 7 wasn’t hit by a plane, but was severely damaged due to debris from the collapse of the North Tower. (Which is when the fires started.) In early photographs of building 7 smoke and debris obscured the pictures so that the first reports from FEMA did not take into account the extent of damage due to the debris from the collapsing 110 floor North Tower.

After additional studies, the National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST) indicated that the debris from the North Tower hit building 7 with the force of a volcanic eruption. Almost a quarter of the building was carved away from floors 11 and higher. The NIST has found no evidence of a blast or controlled demolition.

But lack of evidence doesn’t stop Rosie. Her blog claimed that “the British did it on purpose” to provide an excuse for war. She spoke out on “The View” cocerning the British sailors held hostage by Iran, “There were 15 British sailors and Marines who apparently went into Iranian waters and they were seized by the Iranians. And I have one thing to say: Gulf of Tonkin, Google it.”

Memo to Rosie: You have become “The View’s” and America’s albatross. Google it.

Howard Stern Plots Against ‘American Idol’

In Celebrities, Culture, Media, Social and Politics, entertainment on March 31, 2007 at 7:02 pm

Fox’s “American Idol” is in Howard Stern’s crosshairs.

The show with the most dominant ratings in broadcast television history is in danger of being “ruined,” according to the satellite shock jock.  

The toilet tongued Stern has been working with Web site votefortheworst.com and using his radio platform to try and persuade his listening audience to follow the dictates of the site, which advocates that “Idol” viewers vote for the poorest performer on the show.

The designated contestant of the current season is an atonal, arrhythmic, androgynous singer named Sanjaya Malakar. Malakar has inspired tears, endless Internet chatter, late-night comedy ribbing and a direct threat from curmudgeonly judge Simon Cowell. 

Cowell has signaled his intentions to quit “Idol” if Malakar wins. “I won’t be back if he does,” Cowell recently declared to “Extra.”

Stern is gleeful over the possibility of the show’s demise. “We’re corrupting the entire thing.  All of us are routing ‘American Idol,’” the Sirius bigwig boasted during a recent show. “It’s so great. The No. 1 show in television and it’s getting ruined.” 

Stern routinely uses Malakar as fodder to debate Eric Lynch, a habitual caller. Lynch is firmly against the idea of harming the integrity of “Idol.” In jousting with Lynch, Stern launches verbal missiles at the show while he promotes the idea of Malakar becoming the next “American Idol.”

Fans of Stern have demonstrated cult-like tendencies in the past, as listeners appear to follow the dictates of their leader. He has even thrown his weight around in statewide elections in New York. 

Malakar was in the bottom two or three of “Idol” contestants during the initial episodes of the show. But he was noticeably absent from the lower vote-getter categories in those telecasts that took place after Stern started to focus on his get-out-the-vote effort in March.

With over 30 million people tuning in each week, other networks are likely pleased with Stern’s campaign and heartened by the fact that this year’s “Idol” ratings are down 10 percent. 

Since the actual vote tallies are not released to the public, exactly how many voters Stern has managed to corral is unknown.  Malakar does have his own fan base and is also being covered extensively by Indian media.

Fox has issued a statement on the matter, expressing its skepticism of Stern’s actual impact on the plurality of the vote. 

“With 30 million votes every week, and hundreds of millions of votes over the season,” the Fox statement reads, “the power of true fans of ‘American Idol’ dwarfs any attempt of people trying to gain notoriety. Despite the press coverage, these campaigns don’t affect who moves forward in the competition.”

In private, though, Fox execs’ fingers must be crossed that Malakar is booted sooner rather than later.

Leo DiCaprio in Production on Global Warming Flick

In Celebrities, Culture, Entertainment and Media, Movies, News and politics, Politics, Star Celebrity Gossip!, entertainment, gossip on March 14, 2007 at 8:19 am


Leonardo DiCaprio gazed on as the Academy showered affection on Al Gore as he accepted an Oscar for his global warming lecture.

Now DiCaprio is in production on his personally penned documentary on the same gaseous subject.

Global warming is not only the number one environmental challenge we face today, but one of the most important issues facing all of humanity,” DiCaprio elucidated.

The movie will be released in late 2007.

With the alarmist title “11th Hour,” the flick will examine the global environment and like Gore’s flick will present solutions to the eco-problems of the world.

I wonder if solutions will include buying phony carbon offsets like Gore and Hollywood entertainment companies do.

‘Titantic’ Producer Tries to Sink Christianity

In Celebrities, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, Movies, entertainment on March 1, 2007 at 8:06 pm


 It seems director James Cameron has done his best Dan Brown imitation and produced a documentary that once again slams the Christian faith. 

Working together with Canadian-based filmmaker Simcha Jacobovici, Cameron has made a film about an archeological site in the Holy Land that is supposed to contain the body of Jesus.

The film also throws in the same Dan Brown assertion that Christ was married (albeit to a woman other than Mary Magdalene). 

As is typical of Hollywood filmmakers these days, Cameron apparently refused to bother with those pesky little things called facts. 

Bar-Ilan University Professor Amos Kloner, an archeologist who originally worked at the site, has dismissed the claims as “nonsense.” 

“There is no likelihood that Jesus and his relatives had a family tomb,” Kloner told the German Press Agency, DPA. “They were a Galilee family with no ties in Jerusalem. The Talpiot tomb belonged to a middle-class family from the 1st century CE.”

Al Gore Gets the Lindsay Lohan Brush-off

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, Movies, Movies & Entertainment, News and politics, Politics, Social and Politics, celebrity, entertainment, gossip on January 9, 2007 at 7:20 pm

 

Last month Lindsay Lohan met former veep and Oscar contender Al Gore at a posh Beverly Hills event.

A short time later Lohan reportedly sent a typo-riddled e-mail to her friends and attorneys indicating that she was seeking help with her image from the much-ballyhooed Alpha-male.                 

“Al Gore will help me. He came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me. If he is willing to help me, let’s find out,” the e-mail read.

A Gore rep told “Access Hollywood,” “I can confirm for you that Mr. Gore has only met Ms. Lohan once, very briefly, at the GQ Men of the Year dinner last week. There were hundreds of other guests.”

However, apparently after promising she’d be there, Lohan blew off a personal invitation to an event that the inventor of the Internet was hosting.

Gore, a regular now on the Hollywood scene, hosted a December 2006 Tinseltown event called “Seeds of Tolerance,” which honored liberal documentary filmmakers.

The Left Coast Report guesses that now that Lohan has dissed the nation’s top pseudo-scientist, she’ll have to rely on the unadorned advice of Britney Spears.

Madonna Accused of Bribing Adoption Official

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, Movies, Movies & Entertainment, Music, News and politics, Social and Politics, Star Celebrity Gossip!, celebrity, entertainment, gossip on January 8, 2007 at 8:20 am

Suspicions surrounding the Malawian baby adoption of Madonna are being fueled further by reports that a government official who was working for the ministry that handled the case is now living and going to school in Britain on the pop singer’s dime.

Four months before she was granted temporary custody of Baby David, according to the London Daily Mail, Madonna reportedly committed to pay for Willard Manjolo’s living expenses and tuition fees, which were thought to be about 39,000 U.S. dollars.

Manjolo started college at Swansea University a month before Madonna left Malawi with her new baby boy.

Justin Dzodzi, a prominent attorney in the impoverished African nation, has gone on record as saying that Madonna’s financial support of Manjolo “could be construed as payment for the adoption.”

Dzodzi is among those who seek to challenge the adoption in court. Purportedly, he fully intends to bring these new facts to the attention of the Malawian judges.

“The entire circumstances surrounding the case need to be re-examined and this latest disclosure is something we would wish to bring before the courts,” Dzodzi said.

As for Manjolo, he claims that he was not involved in the adoption process and has never met the singer.

“It is unfortunate if people use their wealth to manipulate events, but I don’t think it happened in this case. Her application was considered on merit,” Manjolo said.

BitTorrent in Bed with Hollywood

In Entertainment and Media, Movies, Movies & Entertainment, entertainment on December 9, 2006 at 2:18 pm


Since 2001, one of the best ways to distribute big computer files on the Internet, such as feature films, television videos and the like, is through BitTorrent.

But the company’s efficient peer-to-peer technology has also been associated with illegal downloading of copyrighted material; in other words, piracy.

In a move that stands in sharp contrast to the litigious approach taken with Napster, BitTorrent recently announced a lineup of partnerships with Hollywood entertainment firms including 20th Century Fox, Lionsgate, MTV Networks (Comedy Central, Nickelodeon, Nicktoons Network, SpikeTV, The N, TV Land and VH1) and Paramount to post movies and TV shows on BitTorrent.com.

The studios and the Motion Picture Association of America have come to the wise conclusion that piracy is not going away. They need to work with companies like BitTorrent to provide better quality with legitimate content in order to stem the illegal tide rather than sue tech-savvy teens.

Hey Madonna, How About Some Help for These Guys!

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, Movies, Movies & Entertainment, Music, News and politics, Politics, Social and Politics, Star Celebrity Gossip!, celebrity, entertainment, gossip on November 30, 2006 at 5:02 pm

A recent comment:

“My name is Rev. Dr. Mercy Wood; I am a co-Founder of Wood World Missions

Wood World Missions is a Christian Non- profit, charity missions Ministry worldwide. Based in the UK. We don’t only preach the word but demonstrate it with practical support to the poor and needy. For the last 13yrs we have been assisting many needy people with our own funds, until 2000 when we officially registered with Charity Commission. Registration No: 108400.
I have been going to Malawi for the last 3yrs helping orphans in the north of Malawi. We have donated a clean water for a village of 200. Build centres for pre school for the orphans, etc.

I have been trying to build a free primary school which will take care for the orphans.
I was trying to raise £7,500 to complete a whole primary school + play area, this is proven difficulties.
There are many Orphans, who have no one at all.
So far we have about 120 orphans living in different villages which we care for.

Hope we get help.”

www.woodworldmissions.org

Gloria Allred’s Got a Brand New Target

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, News and politics, Politics, Star Celebrity Gossip!, celebrity, entertainment, gossip on November 30, 2006 at 4:58 pm

Gloria Allred always seems to be attached to a highly publicized news story.

Knowing that there are no genuine lawsuit possibilities raised by the facts of this case, Allred has come up with a creative way to seek money for the two men who were directly insulted by Michael Richards’ racist outburst.

Allred has insisted to the media that Cosmo Kramer’s alter ego meet with her clients, Frank McBride and Kyle Doss, in front of a retired judge to apologize and allow the judge to decide on compensation.

Allred claims that concerning her clients, Richards “went after them,” “singled them out,” “taunted them,” and “did it in a closed room where they were captive.”

Anyone held captive in today’s comedy club’s deserves some big bucks.

Maybe this lawsuit should be called a crass action.

Glen Beck Clicks and Kicks

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment and Media, News and politics, Politics, Social and Politics, Trackback, celebrity, entertainment, gossip on November 20, 2006 at 8:52 pm

CNN Headline News has finally gotten some traction in the ratings with Glen Beck’s expose of the radical strain of Isalm. It’s outlined on Samantha Burns site.

A.P.: Colombian rebels want Denzel Washington, Oliver Stone, Michael Moore to help negotiate with government

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, Movies, Movies & Entertainment, News and politics, Politics, Social and Politics, Star Celebrity Gossip!, celebrity, entertainment, gossip on November 10, 2006 at 12:48 pm

Marcia Cross Wants Her Trash Back

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, Movies, Movies & Entertainment, Star Celebrity Gossip!, celebrity, entertainment, gossip on November 8, 2006 at 6:31 pm

Celebrities have to be careful about what they discard.

“Collectors” routinely search through dumpsters of the famous, hoping to find some treasures among the trash.

“Desperate Housewives”’s Marcia Cross is desperate to have her trash remover return some pictures to her that she had placed in the round file.

A man who was hired to haul away some refuse reportedly found over 200 pictures of Cross, some of which captured the actress enjoying an outdoor shower.

The actress’s attorneys are threatening to file a lawsuit. They’ve indicated that Cross tossed the photos by mistake.

But an agent for the trash collector is asserting the venerable legal doctrine of “Finders Keepers.”

Cross recently got married and is pregnant with twins.

‘Borat’ Confounds Hollywood Experts

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, Movies, Movies & Entertainment, Star Celebrity Gossip!, celebrity, entertainment, gossip on November 6, 2006 at 9:18 am

 

 

As Sacha Baron Cohen’s Kazakhstani alter ego Borat would say, “My movie is bringing glorious takings of much American dollars at box office.”

 

According to the studio estimates of 20th Century Fox, “Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan” took in $26.4 million during its opening weekend, mystifying experts and beating the highly favored Disney flick “The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause,” which stars Tim Allen.

 

“Santa Clause” ended up in second place with a $20 million take.

 

Another film that was supposed to beat “Borat” is Paramount-DreamWorks’ animated comedy “Flushed Away,” which features the voices of Hugh Jackman and Kate Winslet, but the movie landed in the number three spot with $19.1 million.

 

Theaters were jam-packed with “Borat” fans because “Borat” was released in only 837 theaters, a reflection of execs’ low expectations for the comedy. 

In stark contrast “Santa Clause” and “Flushed Away” were on 3,458 screens and 3,707 screens, respectively. 

“Borat” averaged $31,511 per theater while “Santa” and “Flushed” averaged less than $6000 per screen.

Needless to say, Fox plans on increasing the number of “Borat” screens ASAP.

 

Why the success for the highly satirical comedy? 

 

The Internet has been buzzing with feedback on the flick with most of the comments indicating that throughout the movie audiences were in hysterics.

Disney Sticks with Mel Gibson

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, Movies, Movies & Entertainment, Star Celebrity Gossip!, celebrity, entertainment, gossip on November 5, 2006 at 4:26 pm

Disney Sticks with Mel Gibson

The Walt Disney Company has indicated its firm support for Mel Gibson’s upcoming epic, “Apocalypto.”

Disney execs undoubtedly saw what I did when viewing the movie, which Gibson co-wrote, produced and directed.

It’s a highly entertaining film that’s part “Road Warrior,” part “Braveheart,” with a highly original setting and story.

The movie will have audience appeal, particularly in the coveted 18 to 25 age group.

The suits at Disney see the potential of “Apocalypto” overcoming the recent coverage of the DUI charge and anti-Semitic remarks, which Gibson apologized for and explained on ABC’s “Good Morning America.”

Disney spokesman Dennis Rice told Reuters, “If it’s a good movie, people are going to see it. … One of the great things about Mel Gibson is that he is a great filmmaker and he has a proven track record.”

Paul Dergarabedian, president of Exhibitor Relations for Disney, acknowledged that controversy will be a factor in marketing the Gibson film.

“I don’t know how that cannot be a factor,” Dergarabedian said. “His personality has come into play … but if it’s a good movie that will hold it in good stead.”

Previously Unreleased ‘Madonna’ Video

In Culture, Hollywood, celebrity, entertainment on October 27, 2006 at 7:22 am

Celebrity War in Missouri

In Blogroll, Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment and Media, celebrity, entertainment on October 25, 2006 at 9:35 am

Michael J. Fox can’t shill for big biotech without being opposed this time….

Chris Matthews to Be ‘Miss America’ Judge

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, News and politics, Politics, Social and Politics, Star Celebrity Gossip!, entertainment on October 23, 2006 at 11:00 am

Cable hosts are displaying their versatility.  

CNN’s “360” host Anderson Cooper previously starred on “The Mole.” MSNBC’s “Tucker” host Tucker Carlson recently boogied down on “Dancing with the Stars.”

Now MSNBC’s hyperventilating “Hardball” host Chris Matthews will reportedly have a judging role in one of the nation’s most renowned beauty pageants. 

Matthews will have to ask the really tough questions in the assignment he’s reportedly accepted.

In January 2007 he will scrutinize contestants as they vie to become Miss America. 

Matthews, who also recently appeared in Robin Williams’ film “Man of the Year,” is one of six judges who have been hired by the Miss America Organization to help decide which woman will wear the crown. 

Matthews will be seated alongside choreographer Debbie Allen, actress Delta Burke and Miss America 1981 Susan Powell.

Christian Dad Not Told Truth about Madonna

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, Movies & Entertainment, Music, News and politics, Politics, Social and Politics, Star Celebrity Gossip!, entertainment on October 17, 2006 at 8:05 am

Dressed in dirt-stained pants and a black denim jacket, a 31-year-old man waited at the High Court in Lilongwe, the capital of Malawi, to meet the woman who would take his baby son away.

 

Yohane Banda had previously suffered the loss of his 28-year-old wife, Marita, a week after little David was born.

 

The baby was reportedly offered up for adoption without his father’s knowledge. David’s photo, along with pictures of 12 other “suitable” male infants, had been e-mailed to famed pop princess Madonna.

It is clear from Yohane’s statements that he was unaware of the famous celebrity who wished to become his son’s mother. In an interview with the London Daily Mail, Yohane explained that September 30, 2006 was the first time the idea of adoption had been brought to his attention. Two officials from Malawi’s Ministry of Gender and Child Welfare had come to his village to tell him that “a white foreigner had seen a picture of David and liked him very much.”

 

Yohane is a committed Christian. When his wife was alive they sang together in the local church choir.

 

Yohane was unfamiliar with Madonna’s music, image and, more importantly, her Kabbalah faith. Instead he was told that she was “a very nice Christian lady,” a description that is grossly inconsistent with a performance segment of Madonna’s concert tour in which she dons a crown of thorns and “crucifies” herself on stage.

 

Told that the wealthy white lady offered a better life for his son, Yohane explained, “At first I wasn’t very sure. I asked if it meant that I would never see him again. They said I would be sent pictures and when David was older he would be able to visit the village. My family and I agreed that this was a very good opportunity for David to get an education and grow up healthy.”

 

Adding to his misfortune, Yohane is illiterate. He was unable to read the nine-page document delivered by retired minister Reverend Thompson Chipeta, which was written in English and granted permission for the adoption. Chipeta manages the Home Of Hope Orphan Care Centre in a nearby town.

 

David had been in the orphanage since his mother passed away. Yohane’s hope was that one day his son would return to live at home.

 

“I was scared he would die like my other children so I took him where he could be looked after properly. I felt very sore in my heart, but I could think of no other way,” Yohane said.

 

For the past nine months Yohane has routinely ridden his bicycle 25 miles to see his only surviving offspring. “I wanted him to know that I was his father, that I love him very much. He is my only child still living and I think of him as a gift from God.”

 

“He will always be in my heart. I hate to see him leave Malawi but I have come to accept the loss,” Yohane said.

 

Sources told the Mail that after landing in Malawi Madonna rushed to see her chosen one. She immediately moved David and his nanny into a private room. She reportedly said that he had lovely hair and skin. “Oh he’s beautiful I just adore him,” Madonna said.

 

The emphasis on the baby’s looks was reflected in the material girl’s statements to Yohane when she finally met the baby’s father at the courthouse.

 

“Your son is very beautiful and he makes me very happy. I promise to take very good care of him,” Madonna told Yohane.

 

Generally, under Malawian law, non-residents are prohibited from adopting. In a move that suggests celebrity preferential treatment, Malawi’s High Court issued a ruling that allowed Madonna and filmmaker husband Guy Ritchie to take custody of the baby.

 

Yohane’s family members have written a letter to the orphanage requesting that David not be taken out of the country by a “rich white donor” and that he be raised with a knowledge of Malawian culture.

 

Madonna has not yet visited the one-year-old’s homeland village.

 

On behalf of dozens of non-governmental organizations, Eye of the Child, a child advocacy group in Malawi, has gone as far as filing the necessary papers to seek an injunction to stop Madonna from adopting the boy.

 

Serious questions about the adoption deserve a response, if merely on a human level.

 

-Knowing that David’s father is a committed Christian, why wasn’t Madonna’s commitment to the Kabbalah faith disclosed to him?

 

-Could not Madonna have chosen to adopt one of the hundreds of thousands of other parentless infants throughout the world who await a loving home?

 

-Is it in good conscience to separate a child from his natural father when within your means you have the ability to provide the resources that would allow the infant to remain with his father?

 

-What is in the best interest of Baby David and what action would be more truly born of love?

 

Tax the Celebrity Rich

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, Music, News and politics, Politics, entertainment on October 9, 2006 at 9:02 am

We’re all familiar with the Democrat mantra “Tax the Rich.”

Perhaps the time has come to adopt a new slogan, “Tax the Celebrity Rich.”

If put into motion, the tax plan could raise a lot of dough and possibly even reform some really bad behavior.

Let’s take a look at the way some of Hollywood’s Most Pampered have recently been conducting themselves in public.

After warming up with a nasty Nicole Richie co-star feud, Paris Hilton apparently revealed some Tanya Harding tendencies at a posh Hollywood nightspot.

“The Simple Life” actress reportedly got into a physical altercation with former Playboy Playmate and “Dancing With the Stars” contestant Shanna Moakler.

According to the hamburger-hawking Hilton, Moakler insulted her and then punched her in the mouth.

But Moakler claimed that she was actually shoved into the heiress and that Hilton’s ex, Stavros Niarchos, twisted her wrists and then proceeded to use her body as a shot glass, dousing her with a drink.

Recently, on two separate occasions, Avril Lavigne expressed her dissatisfaction with celebrity photojournalists by spitting on them.

The most recent incident occurred as Lavigne was leaving a celebrity hangout and a paparazzo tried to get some pics.

Beckoning one of the photographers, Lavigne reportedly said, “Hey f*****, come here,” and then spat on him.

The rock singer has apologized for offending her fans but not for offending the photographers at which she hurled lugies.

Earlier in the year, Brandon Davis, grandson and presumed heir to oil magnate Marvin Davis and then-pal of Paris Hilton, rattled off a laundry list of invectives at actress Lindsay Lohan, another one of Hilton’s bicker mates. The potty-mouthed patter was caught on camera.

After he finished smearing Lohan, who had been publicly feuding with actress Hillary Duff, Davis landed a knockout punch. He whacked Lohan in the wallet.

“She’s worth about $7 million, which means she’s really poor,” Davis said.

A propriety vacuum exists, in part, because of the manner in which current tabloid faves are covered by the press. Celebs who act the most reprehensible get the most attention from the entertainment media, thereby encouraging more of the rotten behavior.

You have to admit, the behavior is very taxing. So why not assess it for some needed revenue?

A nice hefty tax bill might be just the solution for modifying the impudent and ill-mannered behavior of our errant celebrity youth.

Rosie O’Donnell on a ‘View’-less Path?

In Culture, Hollywood, Media, celebrity, entertainment on September 18, 2006 at 2:23 pm

Online bookies are calculating the odds.

Will Rosie O’Donnell, the newest co-host of ABC’s “The View,” be fired, quit or otherwise exit the chitchat stage before her first-year contract is up?

After having to apologize for disparaging statements that she made on her blog about head hostess Barbara Walters, as an encore O’Donnell insulted a lioness’ share of the program’s audience with this statement: “Radical Christianity is just as threatening as radical Islam.”

The family members of numerous beheading victims would beg to disagree as would Christians the world over.

As outrageously offensive as O’Donnell’s statements are, equating evangelical Christians and traditional Catholics with Muslim extremists is fairly routine on left-wing blogs, Air America broadcasts and “Real Time with Bill Maher” panels.

But they also reflect the widely held beliefs of the current far left-leaning Democrat base.

Since the late 1990s O’Donnell has given over $100,000 to political campaigns and organizations, with $74,000 going to candidates with a “D” attached to their names, $27,800 going to left-oriented special interest groups and $1,000 going to the Elizabeth Dole For President Exploratory Committee Inc.

Wonder if O’Donnell was aware that, when it comes to “radical Christianity,” Dole regularly stands up and testifies.

Bono, U2 and Supply Side Economics

In Celebrities, Culture, Hollywood, Music, News and politics, entertainment on September 17, 2006 at 12:21 pm

Bono has just taught the world a lesson.

With all the press attention given to the U2 lead singer’s humanitarian lobbying efforts to fight poverty and disease in the Third World, you might think his global instruction was about altruism.

Not this time. Instead by his actions Bono has revealed what he really feels about taxes. He has also demonstrated how dramatically one’s behavior can be affected when the issue becomes personal.

The rocker and his U2 band have moved their business empire from Ireland to Holland to avoid paying the new high tax rates, which have been imposed by the Irish government on music royalties.

If Bono, whose estimated worth is said to be in excess of $700 million dollars, wants to save on his tax bill, that’s understandable. The problem is that this is the same guy who has consistently urged the U.S. government to use its own citizen’s tax dollars to finance other nation’s social programs and forgive Third World countries’ debts.

Typically, when money from the United States has been doled out in the past to developing nations, the track record of appropriate application has been appalling, with the exception of some minute amounts of money that have actually been used to accomplish original objectives. In some cases, corrupt dictators have actually robbed the charity piggy banks and/or squandered their contents.

In an interview with the UK Daily Mirror, British television talk show host Graham Norton launched a harangue against the Irish rocker for his apparent hypocrisy.

“People like Bono really annoy me,” Norton said. “He goes to hell and back to avoid paying tax. He has a special accountant. He works out Irish tax loopholes. And then he’s asking me to buy a well for an African village.”

Norton has his own hefty tax bill to pay, thanks to a new multimillion-dollar deal he just signed with the BBC. He has a couple of suggestions for projects that Bono could effectuate in his own homeland.

“Tarmac the road outside your house, you tight-wad! Or pay for a school in Ireland,” Norton remarked. “I’ve never met Bono and now I probably never will. But if I do meet him I’ll ask him because I think it’s a hard thing to justify.”

Even Labor Party finance spokesperson Joan Burton chimed in. She told the Guardian, “Having listened to Bono on the necessity for the Irish government to give more money to Ireland Aid…I am surprised that U2 are not prepared to contribute to the exchequer on a fair basis along with the bulk of Irish taxpayers.”

What Bono and U2 have done is what businesses always do when faced with excessive taxes—seek jurisdictions with low, or better yet, no taxes.

Governments always need more money, and the easy answer for generating revenue is to hike tax rates. But as sure as water flows downhill, individuals, and the businesses they own, will leave the tax-hiking jurisdiction for more friendly terrain, taking their revenue right along with them.

Another Bono lesson for Ireland and other nation states: If the Emerald Isle hadn’t tinkered with its tax law, Bono, U2 and other businesses like them would still be providing jobs, opportunity and yes, revenue.

Segregated Survivor

In Culture, Politics, celebrity, entertainment on September 14, 2006 at 9:48 am