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Dems Protest over Glenn Beck Tribute

In Celebrities, Politics on September 14, 2009 at 9:40 am

Bud Norris didn’t realize what a firestorm he had created.

The Mount Vernon, WA mayor decreed that September 26 would be known as Glenn Beck Day. He also scheduled a ceremony to give Beck a key to the city that the Fox cable host was born in.

“I don’t know if I expected the magnitude of resistance,” Norris told CNN. But he also indicated that he has received “a tremendous amount of positive response.”

Norris has known Beck since Beck’s parents owned a bakery in Mount Vernon. The city official feels as though Beck’s success story should inspire all Mount Vernon residents regardless of their politics.

Evidently, some Dems disagree. Democrat groups have led protests in the city over the Beck salute.

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Joe Francis accused via Twitter of assaulting Playmate of the Year

In Celebrities, law on August 30, 2009 at 8:07 pm

“Girls Gone Wild” video maker Joe Francis has been accused of committing assault and battery on Playboy 2008 Playmate of the Year Jayde Nicole, allegedly while at a Hollywood club.

Nicole was dating “Bromance” actor Brody Jenner at the time of the alleged incident.

The way in which the accusation was made public was through the social media phenom, Twitter.

The following was posted by Jenner on his Twitter account: “Joe Francis beat up my lady this morning for no reason! Pulled her to the ground, punched & kicked her? What does that say about him?”

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Critical time gap may be key to Michael Jackson homicide case

In Celebrities, Celebrity Crime, law on August 28, 2009 at 8:54 am

A critical 81 minute gap between when police indicate that Michael Jackson’s personal physician, Dr. Conrad Murray, found the singer not breathing and when the doctor called 911 may be a key part of a criminal prosecution for the singer’s death.

According to the LAPD, Murray found Jackson totally unconscious, but then called his office and remained on the phone call for a half-hour.

The timeline in a police affadavit does not bode well for the physician.

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Denzel Washington to Play Obama in Biopic

In Celebrities, Hollywood, Politics on July 26, 2009 at 8:31 pm

President Obama has expressed his wish that if a movie were ever made about him, he would want the starring role to be given to Will Smith.

Part of the reason for the Smith preference has to do with the size and shape of both men’s hearing appendages.

Casting, though, is an unpredictable activity particularly when the movie role is that of a current president.

According the U.K. Daily Mail, Smith isn’t going to get the Obama part, but instead it’s going to go to Denzel Washington.

The Oscar winner reportedly wanted the role and Obama has apparently given his approval.

“It was at the President’s suggestion,” Denzel said.

The actor did additionally mention one potential issue that may have to be addressed by the make up artist.

“The only problem is he has bigger ears than me,” Denzel divulged.

Johnny Depp to Play Carol Channing?

In Celebrities, Culture, Movies on July 19, 2009 at 7:59 pm

by James Hirsen

I’m not kidding.

Johnny Depp is making a play for the lead role in a movie biography of singer-actress Carol Channing.

Forty-six-year-old Depp was out promoting his latest flick, “Public Enemies,” when the subject of future role choices came up.

According to the U.K. Daily Mirror, the actor is ready to get in touch with his inner songstress.

“My dream role would be to play musical legend Carol Channing in a biopic of her life,” he explained.

“I love her, I really do. She’s amazing,” he added. “With all the digital technology available these days, I could probably pull it off.”

Jack Sparrow-turned-Dolly?

Well, he got the mascara thing right but he’s going to need some major hair highlighting help from Kojo.

Jackson, Lennon and Elvis

In Celebrities, Culture, Entertainment and Media on July 5, 2009 at 9:07 pm

by James Hirsen

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Media coverage of the death of Michael Jackson has reached a fever pitch with his memorial service that is scheduled to take place this week in Los Angeles.

Fans from all over the world have registered for the chance to receive tickets to attend the event, although only 11,000 people will actually be allowed into the Staples Center.

All three networks will broadcast live coverage of the service with their primetime attendant anchors present at the arena.

The cable news channels will feature wall-to-wall coverage of the event, too, and the memorial service will likely be the lead story on the evening news everywhere.

As we have all witnessed, numerous stories of significance involving foreign policy and domestic legislation have been shunted aside in favor of Jackson interviews, retrospectives and specials. This is part and parcel of what our celebrity loving country has come to expect.

Regrettably, the tragic scenario has played out a number of times before. A music icon dies suddenly and unexpectedly, and under a mysterious set of circumstances. Along with Jackson, two other legendary stars come to mind, and their passing had the same dramatic effect on the public and the culture.

It was a chilly December day when John Lennon and his wife Yoko Ono finished a routine recording session. They had no idea how deep a darkness would soon fall.

The world at the time was consumed with things other than a former Beatle’s solo career. A new leader, Ronald Reagan, had just been elected President of the United States, with a full slate of issues ahead of him that included a faltering economy and enemies abroad.

As John and Yoko returned to their Manhattan apartment at the Dakota, a disturbed fan, Mark David Chapman, sent four hollow point bullets racing Lennon’s way. Police took the legendary musician to the hospital where he was pronounced dead.

The media behaved quite differently the day the Lennon music died. The New Media was not yet in force. Cable news programming was still in formation. Much of the public heard the word of Lennon’s death from Howard Cosell during a broadcast of “Monday Night Football.”

Still, news of the former Beatle’s passing spread fast. It was the lead story on all of the major networks and above the fold in newspapers around the world.

As the sad news traveled, crowds gathered outside the Dakota. Much like the throngs who mourned for Jackson in New York, London and L.A., Lennon fans sang songs and recited lyrics in his honor. Yoko Ono asked the mourners to return the next Sunday for a memorial for John. That Sunday, Central Park was overrun with over 100,000 people. A similar gathering took place in John’s hometown of Liverpool with 30,000 people in attendance.

Many radio stations played Lennon music exclusively for several days in a row.

Although John’s death was similar to Michael’s in terms of public reaction, media coverage and cultural impact, another pop music icon passed on under much more eerily parallel circumstances.

His career was fading. His performances had fallen far below expectations with the resultant criticism from the entertainment press. He appeared unhealthy, but he and his handlers decided it was time for a summer comeback tour.

Just like in Jackson’s case, the tour never happened. In August of 1977, Elvis Presley was found dead on the floor of his Graceland home by his fiancee, Ginger Alden.

His death was the lead story on all of the broadcast networks except for CBS, which made it second to a Panama Canal story, possibly because Walter Cronkite was away on vacation.

For years insiders at the CBS newsroom were said to have repeated the words “remember Elvis,” because the network felt as if it had been remiss in its coverage of the star.

The day the Elvis music died dominated the media cycle for weeks on end. Much like the death of Jackson, the cause of Elvis’s death would remain a mystery and consume massive amounts of media airtime.

Early reporting indicated that Presley died from a cardiac arrhythmia, which fit with the excess weight he was carrying. But an autopsy of the legendary singer showed large quantities of a host of drugs including Morphine, Demerol, Valium, Codeine and Quaaludes, some of which were also found in Jackson’s home.

The passing of Jackson, Lennon and Elvis invites the kind of speculation that, like their iconic images, goes on forever.

James Hirsen, J.D., M.A. in media psychology, is a media analyst, 
teacher of mass media and entertainment law at Biola University, 
and professor at Trinity Law School.

Lisa Marie Presley: Michael Jackson Feared Elvis-like Death

In Celebrities, Culture, Music on June 28, 2009 at 8:25 pm

Those close to Michael Jackson are searching their memory banks for clues to explain the tragic loss.

Lisa Marie Presley, daughter of Elvis, remembered a warning sign from years past that she had received, which in light of emerging information surrounding Jackson’s death is unsettling.

Lisa Marie, in a post on her MySpace page, revealed a conversation she had with Michael when she was married to him. She remembered how, during the discussion, the talk turned to the manner in which her father had died.

“I am afraid that I am going to end up like him, the way he did,” Michael confessed. The pop singer was alluding to the tragic death by overdose that Elvis suffered.

Lisa Marie blogged that she had immediately “tried to deter him from the idea at which point he just shrugged his shoulders and nodded almost matter of fact as if to let me know, he knew what he knew and that was kind of that.”

According to Presley, she grew tired from “her quest to save him from certain self-destructive behavior.”

She added, “His family and his loved ones also wanted to save him from this as well but didn’t know how and this was 14 years ago. We all worried that this would be the outcome then.”

Rihanna to Be a Witness for the Prosecution

In Celebrities, law on June 2, 2009 at 9:38 am

Chris Brown had a bad week.

Rihanna’s former boyfriend released a YouTube video in which he told fans he wasn’t a “monster.”

But then he found out that the upcoming court drama is probably going to tell a very different story.

Prosecutors are going to subpoena Rihanna, and she’ll reportedly testify at a preliminary hearing in the case against Brown.

According to the police report, she’s going to have to give the ugly details of that supposed brutal night.

Brown has pled not guilty to the alleged Rihanna beating, and he’s hired high-profile lawyer Mark Geragos to defend him.

If things go along as expected, Rihanna will be subject to cross-examination by Geragos.

Most celebrity cases end up with plea bargains, but if Brown’s convicted he could end up spending more than four years in the slammer.

There’s no truth to the rumor that Rihanna’s working on a new book: “How I Lost 180 Pounds of Unwanted Fat-By Dumping Chris Brown.”

Barbara Walters to Eject Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Seat Miss California

In Celebrities, Politics, Television on May 3, 2009 at 8:21 pm

Despite her public denials, Barbara Walters reigns supreme on ABC’s “The View.”

The media Jill of all trades calls the shots when is comes to co-hosts.

Walters shoved Rosie O’Donnell off the show a while back, and she’s about to do the same to Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

The reason for Hasselbeck’s ejection? Walters has apparently had enough of her so-called “shrilly-silly views” and “looney-toon responses,” according to the National Enquirer.

Removal of the former “Survivor” star would leave an empty chair on the hosting panel, and it’s the only slot with a conservative vantage point.

Barbara is considering Carrie Prejean, the now famous Miss California, to take Elisabeth’s place.

Prejean has displayed grace under pressure in her unwavering expression about her beliefs on marriage.

Similar to the manner in which the media treated Governor Sarah Palin, attacks on the Miss USA runner-up have been unfair and unceasing.

Walters will likely get a lot of heat for even considering bringing on Prejean especially since the beauty contest winner is now a spokesperson for the National Organization for Marriage.

Here’s a thought: If she really wants to show independence, and maybe a smidgeon of balance, Walters ought to leave Hasselbeck on the panel and give Miss California Joy Behar’s spot.

James Hirsen is a New York Times bestselling author media law professor.

Lindsay Lohan: ‘I’ve Been a Target’

In Celebrities, Hollywood, Movies, Show Business, entertainment on April 26, 2009 at 10:03 pm

In what appears to be a pity ploy, Lindsay Lohan recently tried to explain why she’s having trouble finding work.

It’s not the ailing economy or any mistake she herself may have made.

No, according to Lindsay, she’s a victim of a media conspiracy.

In a recent appearance on the “Ellen” show, the “Mean Girls” star spoke of a specific gig she had lost.

“I had a really good opportunity with an amazing actor and it’s been put on hold because of this coverage that’s been coming out,” Lohan contended.

Somewhat disgusted, she added, “I didn’t get into this to be a celebrity on the cover of tabloids and I’ve been a target and I’m not that interesting but it’s distracting; it distracts people, studio heads, everyone – they get nervous.”

Someone should tell Lindsay that when execs read reports of eating disorders, drug abuse and unstable relationships, it’s their job to get nervous.

Still trying to make her case, Lohan had a message for her prospective Tinseltown employers.

“I’m ready to work and I’m responsible,” she said.

Tweeting with the Stars

In Celebrities, Culture, Entertainment and Media, law on April 5, 2009 at 7:06 pm

Lately Twitter has been getting a terrabyte’s worth of celebrity buzz.

After a tweeting addiction got pinned with the blame for John Mayer’s breakup with Jennifer Anniston, Mayer opined that posting on the micro blogging social network is “inherently silly and inherently dumb.”

He proceeded to put up a non-silly and fairly astute post on the subject of self-esteem.

“Living by the power of other people’s suggestion will slowly kill you. Genuine self esteem isn’t a roller coaster. It comes from within,” Mayer texted.

Look for esteem or something like it to end up in a new Mayer song.

Meanwhile Demi Moore’s Twitter wits may have helped save a life.

A distressed woman had sent the “Charlie’s Angels” star an ominous Twitter message that read: “Getting a knife, a big one that is sharp. Going to cut my arm down the whole arm so it doesn’t waste time.”

The alert actress and Ashton Kutcher spouse forwarded the terrible tweet to her 350,000 Twitter followers, adding this supplemental message: “Hope you are joking. Everyone I was very torn about responding or retweeting that woman’s post but felt uncomfortable just letting it go.”

Demi’s followers sprang into action and contacted the police who were able to find the woman and prevent the potential suicide.

“Thanks everyone for reaching out to the San Jose PD,” Moore later tweeted. “I am told they are aware and no need to call anymore. I do not know this woman…”

“It is my understanding that the situation was not a joke and that through the collective efforts here action was taken to provide help!” Moore added.

It just goes to show that social networks can be used for more than mere amusement.

They can be twitterly important and at times tweetastic.

BTY, I’m a twitterer, too, and if you’re so inclined please forward me your choicest news twips and H-tweets.

Twanks.

James Hirsen is a media analyst, teacher of mass media and entertainment law at Biola University and professor at Trinity Law School.

Madonna and A-Rod on Adoption Flight to Malawi?

In Celebrities, Hollywood, entertainment, law on December 22, 2008 at 11:58 am

Madonna is reportedly going back to the impoverished nation of Malawi to adopt another child.

This time she’s taking baseball slugger Alex Rodriguez along with her.

Only months after splitting with spouse Guy Ritchie, the material girl has reportedly signed documents for an additional Malawi adoption.

In 2006 Madonna adopted son David Banda, while reports circulated about alleged objections by the birth father and protests by human rights organizations.

The new child is a four-year-old girl named Mercy James. Mercy’s 18-year-old mother apparently died 18 days after she was born.

Earlier reports indicated that Madonna and Ritchie had been interested in adopting the child months ago.

Mercy’s grandfather told Star Magazine, “It breaks our hearts to know she will leave us, but adoption is best for her.”

Davi Creates Compelling Entertainment with ‘Dukes’

In Celebrities, Hollywood, Movies, entertainment on November 20, 2008 at 12:25 pm

“The Dukes” brings back elements of cinema entertainment sorely lakcing from the current Hollywood fare.

Even if you don’t know the difference between Doo Wop and Hip Hop, it is worth your time to catch Robert Davi’s directorial debut of “The Dukes.”

Here’s the little movie that could, a potent directing debut for actor Robert Davi.

The old-fashioned story is aided by surprisingly smooth direction, as well as likable performances from Davi himself, Chazz Palmintieri, and a perfectly cast Peter Bogdanovich.

“The Dukes” is a wry comic tale of a down-and-out Doo Wop band who take a bumbling detour into burglary in their endless quest to make good on their dreams. Featuring an accomplished ensemble cast and the directorial debut of beloved tough-guy actor Robert Davi, the film is a rollicking caper that is also deeply candid about life, love, friendship and the heart it takes to keep on struggling to find meaning and connection as life takes one absurd turn after another. Punctuated by a retro rock n roll soundtrack, the fun begins as The Dukes – once hit-makers in the 1960s– are barely making ends meet in 2007. Band leader Danny DePasquale (ROBERT DAVI, “Die Hard,” “License To Kill,” “The Goonies”) is horrified by the fact that he can’t even afford to help his ex-wife fix his darling son’s teeth. Meanwhile, his partner, George Zucco (Academy Award® nominee CHAZZ PALMINTERI, “Bullets Over Broadway,” “A Bronx Tale”), drowns his financial sorrows by indulging his passion for plus-size women.

Even as their manager, Lou Fiola (Academy Award® nominated director-producer-writer-actor PETER BOGDANOVICH), searches to find gigs for an act that has gone utterly obsolete, Danny and George take jobs in their feisty Aunt Vee’s (MIRIAM MARGOLYES, “Being Julia,” “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets”) Italian trattoria. The Dukes are determined to resurrect their flagging hopes and self-esteems. They daydream of money-making schemes that would allow them to build an updated Doo Wop nightclub from which they could stage a fresh comeback. Then, opportunity knocks. When they hear of a shady dentist’s lab brimming with cavity-filling gold, the temptation is irresistible. After recruiting a semipro safecracker (Emmy winner BRUCE WEITZ, “Hill Street Blues”), the heist is on!

Carrie Underwood Down On Celebrity Politicking

In Celebrities, Culture, Politics on November 10, 2008 at 9:01 am

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Like the rest of us, Carrie Underwood watched as Oprah Winfrey, Leonardo DiCaprio, Lindsay Lohan, Matt Damon, Bruce Springsteen and Sean “Diddy” Combs publicly campaigned for our new president-elect, Barack Obama.

The country star didn’t much like what she saw and has voiced her opinion about fellow celebrities who use their fame to bring attention to political candidates.

“There is someone I do support, but I don’t support publicly. I lose all respect for celebrities when they back a candidate,” she told TV Guide.

According to Underwood, voters ought to make up their own minds rather than listen to the recommendations of the famous.

When celebrity endorsements are taken too seriously, Underwood suggested that “it’s saying that the American public isn’t smart enough to make their own decisions.”

She then noted, “Music is where you go to get away from all the BS.” click for more…

Homer Simpson to Endorse Obama

In Celebrities, Culture, Politics, entertainment on October 12, 2008 at 9:58 pm


Barack Obama is set to receive an endorsement—sort of.

The support will reportedly come from iconic cartoon character Homer Simpson.

In an upcoming episode of the Fox animated series, which is scheduled to be aired two days prior to the election, Bart’s dad will explain his support for the Dem candidate.

“Obama cares about people like me,” Homer declares. “I haven’t been blessed with intelligence, a strong work-ethic, or sound moral judgment. But I have needs. An Obama administration will make it easier for guys like me to get what we need.”

Homer attempts to vote using an electronic voting machine.

“It’s time for a change,” he says as he repeatedly pushes the Obama button on the machine. But instead of votes for Obama, the machine indicates half a dozen votes for John McCain.

Ultimately the voting machine devours Homer whole, while he screams, “This can’t happen in America.”

If McCain wins the election, don’t be surprised if Dems use the “machine ate my hubby” excuse to launch a lawsuit.

‘Commander in Chief’ Creator Rod Lurie Seeks Veep Candidate Credit

In Celebrities, Culture, Hollywood, Politics on September 2, 2008 at 8:03 am

Rod Lurie, creator of ABC’s 2005 television series, “Commander in Chief,” attended the Democratic National Convention and cheered for his candidate of choice, Barack Obama.

The producer then gave his assessment of John McCain’s pick for vice president.

“People who understand politics know anything is possible,” Lurie told the Hollywood Reporter.

“Picking a woman is an absolute strategic idea from McCain’s point of view. He’s not talking about governing right now. The idea of this woman [Palin] actually facing down Putin and negotiating with Medvedev is idiotic,” he added.

In the pilot for Lurie’s cancelled TV show, an experienced GOP presidential candidate chose a young unknown woman to be his running mate.

“It’s unbelievable isn’t it?” Lurie asked. “I think that Geena [Davis] and I need to be paid royalties by the Republicans.”

After Davis’ character succeeded to the White House, she was criticized for lack of experience. But the TV prez proved her detractors wrong.

The dismissal of Palin’s experience by the Dems and many in the mainstream media is unseemly, especially in the light of Obama’s thin resume and the media’s lack of perusal.

Palin definitely has defenders such as America’s mayor Rudy Giuliani, who while appearing on “Face the Nation” praised the former two term mayor, conservation commission chair and current governor of Alaska, and pointed out that when talking about the readiness issue, Obama is the one who has “never run a city, he’s never run a state, he’s never run a business, he’s never administered a payroll, he’s never led people in crisis.”

Giuliani also noted that Obama “had to put all that emphasis on somebody [Biden] helping him because he’s never had a record of executive experience.”

Clooney Worried Star Power Harms Obama

In Celebrities, Culture, Hollywood, Politics on August 22, 2008 at 8:02 am

Michael Moore’s Obama Advice

In Celebrities, Culture, Hollywood, Politics, entertainment on August 19, 2008 at 6:38 am


Michael Moore usually can’t stay quiet during a political campaign season. And this year is no exception.

In an attempt to insert himself into the current presidential contest, Moore has released a book called “Mike’s Election Guide 2008.”

In an excerpt on his Web site, the “Sicko” filmmaker posts a formula for a Barack Obama loss.

Titled “How The Democrats Can Blow It …In Six Easy Steps,” Moore sets forth a “blueprint for losing the most winnable presidential election in American history.”

Along with items that he claims will cause the presumptive Democrat nominee to eventually lose (like “saying nice things about McCain,” picking “a running mate who is a conservative white guy or a general or a Republican” and “writing speeches for Obama that make him sound like a hawk”) is something that signals a new level of self-absorption even for Moore. Step number six reads, “Denounce me!”

According to Moore, if Obama distances himself from him, it would be a fatal error, politically and strategically.

The “Bowling for Columbine” and “Fahrenheit 9/11” documentary maker writes that “Obama, at some point, might be asked this question: ‘Michael Moore has endorsed you. But he recently said (fill in the blank with some outrageously offensive line taken out of context). Will you still accept his endorsement, or do you denounce him?’”

Moore answers his own hypothetical in the following way: “So Barack, by denouncing me, you can help McCain get elected. Because when you denounce me, it’s not really me you’re distancing yourself from — it’s the millions upon millions of people who feel the same way about things as I do.”

The only problem for Moore is that the millions upon millions of people who feel the same way he does live on Planet X and usually vote the Tin Foil Hat Party.

James Hirsen is a media analyst, Trinity Law School professor, and teacher of mass media and entertainment law at Biola University.

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Angelina Jolie Tilting Toward McCain?

In Celebrities, Culture, Hollywood, Movies, Politics on August 12, 2008 at 7:38 pm


As Hollywood celebrities queue up for presumptive Democrat nominee Barack Obama, one superstar is giving the Obama campaign some shivers.

It’s none other than Brad Pitt’s main squeeze—Angelina Jolie.

In a statement to Variety, Jolie indicated that she hasn’t made up her mind about whom she’s going to support.

Then came the scary part for Dems. She seems to be leaning McCain’s way.

“I have not decided on a candidate,” Jolie said. “I am waiting to see the commitments they will make on issues like international justice, refugees and how to address the needs of children in crisis around the world.”

It just so happens that Jolie is a goodwill ambassador for the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees. Her endorsement would certainly have some clout, as she is well known and respected for her humanitarian activities.

Sounding like a staffer from the McCain campaign, Jolie penned an op-ed in the Washington Post in which she made the case for staying in Iraq.

She wrote, “Today’s humanitarian crisis in Iraq — and the potential consequences for our national security — are great. Can the United States afford to gamble that 4 million or more poor and displaced people, in the heart of Middle East, won’t explode in violent desperation, sending the whole region into further disorder?”

“What we cannot afford, in my view, is to squander the progress that has been made,” Jolie added.

You may recall that not too long ago she and Pitt spoke out in favor of gun ownership.

Jolie’s father, Jon Voigt, has endorsed McCain, and he recently criticized Obama in an op-ed that was published in the Washington Times.

In a campaign season where Hollywood celebs are presumed to be in Barack’s camp, so far Jolie has refused to jump aboard the Obama train.

In an interview with Entertainment Weekly, she said, “I think people assume I’m a Democrat. But I’m registered Independent and I’m still undecided. So I’m looking at McCain as well as Obama.”

James Hirsen is a media analyst, Trinity Law School professor, and teacher of mass media and entertainment law at Biola University.

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Maggie Gyllenhaal’s Global Warming Reality Show

In Celebrities, Culture, Hollywood, Politics, celebrity, entertainment on August 4, 2008 at 9:25 am


Now that she has co-starred in the mega-blockbuster “The Dark Knight,” is Maggie Gyllenhaal going to Disneyland?

No, she’s celebrating her cinematic success by taking a job as a judge on an online reality show to, of all things, fight global warming.

It’s called “Climate Matters.”

Contestants will be submitting ad-length videos to convince the next occupant of the White House to take action against climate change.

The winner will get a $3,000 Visa gift card, and the Top Ten videos will be broadcast on various eco-oriented Web sites.

A number of filmmakers have agreed to be judges including an Emmy-winning documentary producer, Rory Kennedy.

The “Simon Cowell” role on the panel of judges has yet to be filled, but a certain Nobel Prize winning recipient is rumored to be begging for an audition.

James Hirsen is a media analyst, Trinity Law School professor, and teacher of mass media and entertainment law at Biola University.

Miley Cyrus’ Achy Breaky Makeover

In Celebrities, Culture, Hollywood, entertainment on July 20, 2008 at 9:31 pm

News stories about tween phenom Miley Cyrus are becoming more and more disturbing.

Millions of young girls follow the star’s every move and imitate her to a T.

Parents are growing weary at having to field questions over Miley-related news stories that are slowly morphing Hannah Montana’s alter ego into a broken Britney clone.

Girls of primary school age, still clutching teddy bears, are having to reconcile their idealized image of the Disney star with that of a semi-nude picture on MySpace and suggestive photos in Vanity Fair.

Either Miley herself, or perhaps her handlers, think that giving the teen idol a bad girl makeover may serve to broaden the scope of her career.

Maybe it’s time for Miley’s conservative leaning dad, Billy Ray, to be a little more proactive in the protection department.

Parents the world over would appreciate it.

James Hirsen is a media analyst, Trinity Law School professor, and teacher of mass media and entertainment law at Biola University.

Robert Redford: Obama ‘Not Tall On Experience’

In Celebrities, Culture, Hollywood, Politics, celebrity, entertainment on July 15, 2008 at 2:47 pm

Robert Redford recently journeyed to Dublin, Ireland to receive an honorary degree from Trinity College.

The actor-director expressed doubts about Barack Obama and the Dems’ chances of winning in the fall.

“I’m not confident of anything,” Redford told the Irish Times. “I’m hopeful.”

Redford acknowledged Obama’s resume deficit.

“I think Obama is not tall on experience . . . but I believe he’s a really good person,” Redford said, adding that the Dem presumptive nominee is “smart. And he does represent what the country needs most now, which is change.”

Redford sees the election of Obama to the presidency as a must win for the Democrats, or it will mean the end of Hollywood’s favorite political party.

“I hope he’ll win. I think he will. If he doesn’t, you can kiss the Democratic Party goodbye . . .,” Redford lamented.

According to the Sundance Kid, it’s all about “new blood.”

“I think we need new voices, new blood. We need to get a whole group out, get a new group in,” Redford said.

Michael Moore’s Hometown Cracks Down on Saggy Pants

In Celebrities, Culture, Hollywood, Politics, entertainment on July 10, 2008 at 7:17 pm

Tabloid Extravaganza: A-Rod, C-Rod, Madge and Lenny

In Celebrities, Media, baseball, entertainment, gossip, sports on July 6, 2008 at 8:41 pm


One bit of celebrity melodrama has virtually taken over the print, broadcast and Web media.

It’s simultaneously being reported as a news, entertainment and sports story and is crowding out coverage of the war, election and economy.

It involves baseball star Alex Rodriguez, a.k.a. A-Rod, Rodriguez’s wife, a.k.a. C-Rod, material girl Madonna, a.k.a Madge in the U.K., Madonna’s husband Guy Ritchie and rocker Lenny Kravitz.

Here’s the skinny: C-Rod found out A-Rod was involved with Madge, who was supposedly divorcing husband Ritchie. C-Rod fled to Paris to stay with Kravitz and reportedly blames Madge’s Kabbalah religion for luring husband A-Rod to her side. According to the New York Daily News’ sources, C-Rod found a note written to Madge from A-Rod that read: “You are my true soulmate.”

All of the parties involved are denying the romantic aspects of the reports.

The really amazing story, however, is the way the press has been going full court tabloid over the tale.

Here are a few of the headlines:

– “Lenny Kravitz: Cynthia Rodriguez’s Grand Slam?” (New York Magazine)

– “New adventures of old Madonna (co-starring A-Rod)” (The Boston Herald)

– “A-Rod and wife heading into foul territory” (The Miami Herald)

– “Wife: Madonna lured A-Rod with kabbalah” (United Press International)

– “Let’s play six degrees of Madonna” (The San Jose Mercury News)

– “Madonna and A-Rod and Lenny? (Oh My).” (Gary Post Tribune)

It’s enough to make you long for good old hard news.

James Hirsen is a media analyst, Trinity Law School professor, and teacher of mass media and entertainment law at Biola University.

Michael Moore’s ‘Hometown’ Cracks Down on Saggy Pants

In Celebrities, Culture, Hollywood, Politics on July 1, 2008 at 10:31 am

Although filmmaker Michael Moore was born in Davison, Michigan, an upper-class suburb 10 miles away from Flint, Moore claims Flint as his hometown.

Michael best beware the next time he steps foot in Flint because local cops are patrolling to see whose pants need raising.

Flint police chief David Dicks released a statement announcing the city’s new campaign against saggy pants, meaning trousers that have that nasty habit of slipping below the waistline.

Anyone who wears either pants or shorts that are on the descent will be arrested and charged with a misdemeanor, which could get the person 93 days to a year in the slammer and/or a $500 fine.

Dicks explains that those who expose their underwear and claim that it is a form of self-expression are no longer practicing free speech.

Not even in a big old orange jumpsuit.

James Hirsen is a media analyst, Trinity Law School professor, and teacher of mass media and entertainment law at Biola University.

Dr. Phil Scolded by George Michael

In Celebrities, Culture, Hollywood, Music, Politics, entertainment on June 29, 2008 at 6:47 pm

In front of a star-studded audience, Dr. Phil McGraw was recently taken to task by of all people George Michael.

While at a Los Angeles concert performance by Michael, Dr. Phil was chewed out over his non-sunny expression.

“I probably shouldn’t say this but it’s very me,” Michael announced from onstage.

“Dr. Phil is here, and in the sea of faces he has this miserable look – he’s been doing it for the last hour,” the singer added. “I probably shouldn’t say this, but maybe you need to see someone about that.”

Some of the concert attendees started booing the daytime TV advisor.

Celebs in the audience who may or may not have booed included Bo Derek, Pink, Sharon Stone, Randy Jackson, Cyndi Lauper and Kathy Griffin.

Guess this means all Michael concertgoers have to don happy faces or risk being singled out as sour pusses.

The Scarlett Johansson-Barack Obama Connection

In Celebrities, Culture, Hollywood, Media, Politics, celebrity, entertainment on June 15, 2008 at 9:10 pm

Presumptive Democrat nominee Barack Obama is often compared to John F. Kennedy.

But one thing JFK didn’t have to contend with was email.

Scarlett Johansson’s recent revelation that Obama is her regular email pal is creating quite a stir.

The actress apparently gives the presidential candidate advice via email missives and comforts him when he’s had a tough day in the same e-way.

“You’d imagine that someone like the senator who is constantly travelling and constantly ‘on’ – how can he return these personal emails?” Johansson tells the Politico. “But he does, and in his off-time I know he also calls people who have donated the minimum to thank them.”

She also says that after a difficult debate he had, she sent Obama an email patting him on the back for “holding his ground.”

The Dem candidate emailed the actress that the questioning at the debate was “difficult” and that he was given “one silly question after another.”

Johansson says she’s not only supporting someone but is “having a personal dialog with them, and it’s amazing.”

Obama is a fan of the actress’ films, his fave being “Lost in Translation.”

He’s also a “huge movie lover” who “knows who every actor is,” Johansson says.

In the past, she joked that she was “engaged” to the Illinois Senator, quipping, “My heart belongs to Barack.”

She was also featured in his celebrity filled Internet clip, “Yes We Can,” and may be one of the reasons the clip drew more than 13 million viewers.

Johansson is ready to “do cold calls, public service announcements, all different things to help out.” She’s willing to be “part of a benefit concert or show, and then perhaps hosting after-parties or dinners beforehand,” too.

Reactions and questions are surfacing, though.

“Perhaps it’s true, power makes men stupid. Why in the world is Barack Obama emailing Scarlett Johansson?” Reny Monk at the Huffington Post asks.

“So you’ve got a 23-year-old gorgeous, blonde actress e-mailing a married presidential candidate. Well, what could go wrong there, huh?” Jay Leno inquires tongue-in-cheek.

James Hirsen is a media analyst, Trinity Law School professor and teacher of mass media law at Biola University.

Barack Obama’s Tinseltown Trip

In Celebrities, Culture, Hollywood, Politics, entertainment on June 9, 2008 at 9:38 pm

Come late June, Barack Obama will be traveling to Tinseltown.

This time he’ll arrive as the presumptive Democrat nominee.

Now that the primary is over, Hillary’s Hollywood contingent is expected to open up its coffers for Obama.

A fundraiser is set to be held at the Los Angeles Music Center, with invites going out to the wealthiest Dem donors in So Cal.

In all probability, the H-bash will add megabucks to Obama’s already sizable war chest.

During the 2004 presidential campaign season, dreary John Kerry was able to raise $5 mill at a celebrity-laden event, which was held at one LA Music Center venue, the Walt Disney Concert Hall.

Although John McCain has more buddies in Hollywood than any Republican since Ronald Reagan, any attempts to match or even come close to what Obama will tap from Tinseltown are likely to fail miserably.

As Chad Griffen, veteran political advisor to Rob Reiner, told the Los Angeles Times, “I can’t imagine anyone in the entertainment industry going from Hillary Clinton to John McCain.”

Some Operation Chaos devotees might beg to differ.

Lauren Hutton’s ‘Sex and the City’ Gripe

In Celebrities, Hollywood, Movies, Politics, entertainment on June 2, 2008 at 8:24 am

Who’s been influencing Lauren Hutton? The actress-model recently aired her complaints about the way women are portrayed in the “Sex and the City” TV show and new movie of the same name. Much like concerns expressed by a lot of parents, Hutton raged about the promiscuous lifestyle of the women in the storylines. Hutton blamed writers for turning the female characters into floozies. While appearing on NBC’s “The Today Show,” the actress decried “Sex and the City” for perpetuating what she sees as the myth of female sexual promiscuity somehow being a natural behavior. “It’s written by guys, who happen to be gay, who are sluts,” Hutton commented. “Let’s face it, most men are sluts. That’s what testosterone is supposed to do. As a hunter, if you stayed alive after 30, nature wanted your genes out there. Women were just trying to get the best sperm to make a masterpiece.” “You have a bunch of guys who are sluts, writing for women and telling them they are supposed to act like this,” Hutton lamented.

Ellen DeGeneres to Wed at Bush Ranch?

In Celebrities, Culture, Hollywood, Politics, entertainment on May 27, 2008 at 6:01 am

After the California Supreme Court lifted a law banning same sex marriage, Ellen DeGeneres announced her plans to marry longtime companion Portia de Rossi.

During a taping for an appearance on Ellen’s show, presumptive GOP nominee John McCain informed DeGeneres that they don’t exactly see eye to eye when it comes to same sex matrimony.

“We just have a disagreement, and I, along with many others, wish you a lot of happiness,” McCain said.

DeGeneres replied with a question: “So you will walk me down the aisle?”

After the audience laughter subsided, McCain responded, “Touche.”

The following day President Bush’s daughter, newlywed Jenna Bush Hager, also taped a show for Ellen.

During the taping, after Jenna showed Ellen a wedding pic, the TV talk show host noted, “So, the ranch was a great place to get married – it looked like nobody could fly over and get pictures or bother you, really.”

“So, can we borrow it for our wedding?” “Can we get the ranch?” DeGeneres asked.

Without missing a beat, Jenna responded, “Sure.”

Sitting right next to Jenna and listening intently as the Bush family ranch was booked for the wedding of Ellen and Portia was—First Lady Laura Bush.

Dustin Hoffman’s Accidental Stardom

In Celebrities, Culture, Hollywood, Movies, Politics, entertainment on May 12, 2008 at 11:02 am

When it comes to Hollywood stars, Dustin Hoffman has never been typical.

His alienation from the world of glamour started when he was just a kid.

“In school, I was not in the ‘in’ group,” Hoffman tells Readers Digest. “For a long time, I carried that with me. My success was thrust on me – I always called it a freak accident because I entered acting with no thought of fame or fortune.”

By Hollywood standards, it seems that Hoffman has a unique home life, too. He’s been married to the same woman, lawyer Lisa Gottsegen, for 27 years and has six grown children.

Despite having contributed to the Obama campaign, Hoffman doesn’t seem to be particularly enamored with any of the candidates who are seeking the Oval Office.

“The fact that the other candidates don’t touch on real issues — they’re politicians. Their honesty goes only so far,” Hoffman says. “How wonderful it would be to have a candidate who was intent on saying what he or she really believes.”

The actor recently let his skepticism seep out to a TMZ.com video paparazzo who had been pursuing him in Beverly Hills.
When asked to name his favorite presidential candidate, Hoffman replied, “William Howard Taft.”

George Clooney’s China Challenge

In Celebrities, Hollywood, Media, Movies, Politics, entertainment, law on April 13, 2008 at 8:12 pm

George Clooney is one of several celebrities who deserve credit for bringing attention to the horrific situation in Darfur.

But it appears as though the actor has a sore spot he’d rather not talk about.

Movie stars make piles of cash as spokespersons for products that are sold overseas. Celebs are comfortable with the arrangement because when they give sales of products outside the U.S. an assist, it doesn’t diminish their mystique with American fans.

Curiously, when the subject of Clooney’s hawking of goods for foreign companies comes up, he dodges the issue like a seasoned pol.

While over in Rome promoting his recent box-office disappointment, “Leatherheads,” Clooney told the entertainment reporters, “If someone tries to sell you clothes or watches that are based on me, don’t buy them.”

Clooney has been paid handsomely to be the spokesperson for the Swiss watch company, Omega. The company has even dubbed the star an “Omega Ambassador.”

It just so happens, though, that Omega is one of the major sponsors of the 2008 Olympics, which will take place in China. And the Sudan, the same country that has failed to take action to stop the killing in Darfur, is supported by China.

Clooney may have given us a good idea with his Rome comment after all.

If someone tries to sell us watches that are based on him, let’s not buy them, especially if the timepieces are made by a company whose policies lend a corrupt hand to human rights atrocities.

Someone who keeps his entertainment-related priorities in perspective, believe it or not, is U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia.

Antonin Scalia is a living judicial treasure, an individual who is on the bench of the United States Supreme Court through an act of providence.

Justice Scalia recently turned his formidable rhetorical skills in the direction of those who would like to give courtroom proceedings the Hollywood treatment.

Although Justice Scalia has no problem with the coverage of Supreme Court proceedings on C-SPAN, he is far from ready to accept the idea that TV cameras should be capturing trials in local courthouses.

“To make entertainment out of real people’s legal troubles is quite sick,” Scalia said on C-SPAN’s “Students and Leaders,” adding, “You want to entertain the public? Hire actors and put on Perry Mason or something.”

In trademark wisdom, he explained, “I don’t think it is right to make enjoyment out of litigation, civil or criminal.”

James Hirsen is a media analyst, Trinity Law School professor and teacher of mass media law at Biola University.

Charlton Heston: Larger than Life

In Celebrities, Movies, Politics, entertainment on April 7, 2008 at 1:17 am

Charlton Heston was one of the greatest movie stars who ever lived.

He, of course, played the larger than life Moses in Cecil B. DeMille’s “The Ten Commandments.” Things don’t get too much bigger than that in Hollywood.

His life was filled with political fervor, too. Second nature, I guess; caring about the country and having the strength of character to actually put thoughts, words and feelings into motion.

Heston supported Democrats Adlai Stevenson and John F. Kennedy and stood alongside Martin Luther King, Jr. in Washington, D.C.

Even though he opposed the Vietnam War, Heston made it a point to visit the troops, look into the faces, grip the hands, ease the load, if only for the moment.

At one point he changed party labels and took on the GOP designation. He became a champion of civil liberties, spurred on by the Robert Bork battle and Bork’s eventual denial of a Supreme Court seat.

Heston became a foot soldier in the fight against political correctness, which he referred to as “tyranny with manners.”

Despite the media and their railing against him, in the 1960s Heston held fast to his civil rights activist promptings. And in the 1990s he upheld “freedom in the truest sense” with his Second Amendment advocacy.

Like dust from a chariot wheel, Heston brushed off the personal attacks of his opponents. “I marched for civil rights with Dr. King in 1963 – long before Hollywood found it fashionable,” he said.

When in a speech he tried to make a point about the concept of pride of heritage, black, white or red, he was called a racist. When on another occasion he took exception to the idea of having special rights based on sexual orientation, he was labeled a homophobe. These are only two of the many blows he suffered in the line of free speech duty.

Still, he remained undeterred in expressing his ideas and beliefs in the public arena.

Heston saw parallels between America of the 1990s and ancient Rome, disturbed by the societal signals he perceived especially in the entertainment realm. “Our culture has replaced the bloody arena fights of ancient Rome with stage fights on TV with Sally, Ricki, Jerry, Jenny and Rosie,” he lamented.

Despite risk to career and legacy, he admonished the Hollywood community, telling them, “We see films made that diminish the American experience and example. And sometimes trash it completely.”

Summing up his professional life, Heston said, “I’ve played three presidents, three saints and two geniuses and that’s probably enough for any man.”

Not just any man, an American archetype.

Go rest high upon the mountain, Chuck.

James Hirsen is a media analyst, Trinity Law School professor and teacher of mass media law at Biola University.

Academy Rejects Public’s Fave ‘Juno’

In Academy Awards, Celebrities, Culture, Hollywood, Movies, Oscars on February 24, 2008 at 9:22 pm

The Oscar trend continues with members of the Academy seemingly living in a different universe than the film-going public.

Mostly shunned at the 80th Annual Academy Awards was the uplifting, light-hearted surprise hit “Juno” (won Best Original Screenplay), but honored with major awards were two dark and violent offerings; this despite the fact that “Juno” had a significantly greater box-office take than any of its competitors.

“No Country for Old Men,” a story about an insane murderer, took Best Supporting Actor, Best Adapted Screenplay and Best Picture trophies, while “There Will Be Blood,” the tale of a brutally sadistic oil tycoon, was the recipient of Best Cinematography and Best Actor gold statues.

Hollywood ignored the box-office and turned a blind’s eye to a recent Reuters/E-Poll survey as well, one in which “Juno” beat the competition again. In a poll of 1,100 adults, 29% of respondents chose “Juno” for best picture, 25% picked “No Country For Old Men” and 20% “Atonement.”

More significantly, the survey confirmed the growing gap between fans and Academy voters. About 72% said the Academy’s best film choices were influenced by critics and Hollywood insiders.

James Hirsen is a media analyst, Trinity Law School professor and teacher of mass media law at Biola University.

Jessica Simpson and Celebrity Superstition

In Celebrities, Culture, Entertainment Business, Hollywood, Jessica Simpson, entertainment on January 28, 2008 at 7:06 am

Jessica Simpson is not happy about a recent article in OK! magazine.

The singer-actress has directed her attorney to dispatch a retraction demand to OK! over a piece that claimed Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo called it quits in his relationship with Simpson because his team lost in the playoffs, which put the kibosh on the Cowboy’s bid to play in the Super Bowl.

In the letter, Simpson’s lawyer, John Rosenberg, characterized the OK! article as a “personal attack masquerading as journalism.”

Simpson’s spokesperson, Cindi Berger, let the press know that, according to her, the story was “fabricated,” and “made up.”

The OK! article implied that Simpson is bad luck, a charge that could have real life ramifications.

One thing that looms large in sports locker rooms as well as in Hollywood dressing rooms is superstition.

Holy habits, favorable foods and even charmed undergarments have been known to play a part in the rituals surrounding both stadium and studio activity.

Here’s a sampling of star-sized superstition and bad luck deflection from the sports and entertainment worlds:

-When Michael Jordan led the Chicago Bulls to six NBA championships, he wore his lucky college gym shorts underneath his Bulls uniform.

- Tiger Woods believes there’s a lucky charm in the color red. When in 1997 the golf sensation won his first Masters tournament, guess what color he was wearing?

-Wade Boggs was known as the “Chicken Man” because he would eat poultry before every game. The baseball great also took exactly 150 ground balls during practice, entered the batting cage at exactly 5:17 p.m. and began sprinting at precisely 7:17 p.m.

-Pitcher Turk Wendell would brush his teeth between every inning.

-Hockey goalie Pelle Lindbergh would wear an old Swedish-made orange T-shirt under his equipment. Each time the shirt started to fall apart he would have someone mend it. Between periods he would only drink a Swedish beverage called Pripps that was delivered by a special team trainer.

-Hockey player Patrick Roy routinely talked to the goalposts during the game.

-Tennis player Goran Ivanisevic would always attempt to be the second person to get up from his chair on the change-over and would avoid stepping on any of the lines. When he won, he would repeat all the events of the day, going to the same restaurant, ordering the same food and talking to the same people.

-Jason Isaacs, who played Lucius Malfoy in the Harry Potter films, refused to attend the premiere of the fifth film, “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.” Since he was unable to make previous premieres due to scheduling conflicts, the actor skipped “Phoenix” to avoiding jinxing the box-office.

-Cameron Diaz has some treasured lucky charms and methodically knocks on wood.

-Geoffrey Rush brings a plastic Daffy Duck figure to awards shows. In 1997 the actor was nominated for his role in “Shine.” He brought Daffy to the Oscars and picked up a gold statue.

-Cate Blanchett keeps her “Lord of the Rings” elf ears on her mantle for luck.

-True TV host Star Jones never puts her purse on the floor.

-Legend Eartha Kitt won’t stay in a hotel room above the 8th floor.

-Robin Williams has a lucky carved ivory figurine that belonged to his father.

-Meat Loaf travels with two stuffed bears.

James Hirsen is a media analyst, Trinity Law School professor and teacher of mass media law at Biola University.

Tom Cruise Makes His Own Pact with Writers

In Celebrities, Culture, Entertainment Business, Hollywood, Politics, Tom Cruise on January 6, 2008 at 9:03 pm

Studio heads are fuming.

Executives who run the movie biz are members of the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers (AMPTP), a group that represents hundreds of movie studios and production companies, and negotiates with entertainment industry trade unions like the Writers Guild of America (WGA).

Interestingly, the WGA has made a deal with Tom Cruise and UA that is similar to the agreement that the union cut with David Letterman’s production company, Worldwide Pants.

By making the first interim deal with the WGA, UA now has a competitive edge over the rest of the Hollywood studios. But this has also created a situation that has weakened the position of the AMPTP and created pressure for other companies to make side deals with the writers’ union, which plays right into the hands of the striking writers.

To that end, the WGA is pursuing similar side deals with the Weinstein Co. (owned by former Miramax Films founders Bob and Harvey Weinstein) and Lionsgate.

The UA deal helps its distributor and majority shareholder MGM because needed product will be supplied to the company.

Because MGM is a member of the AMPTP, in a desire not to break ranks with the group, MGM CEO Harry Sloan had been pleading with Cruise and his sidekick Paula Wagner not to make their own deal with the WGA.

Could it be that there are some second thoughts about making Tom Cruise the head of United Artists film studio?

Meanwhile the awards shows are also feeling weakened and pressured as a result of the writers’ strike.

“What would the N.F.L. be without the Super Bowl?” one movie exec told the New York Times. “They will find a way to make it [the Oscars] happen.”

Maybe. Maybe not.

The Oscar folks started getting nervous when the Screen Actors Guild (SAG) announced that the actors who were nominated for Golden Globes, in a show of support for striking writers, would not be attending the ceremony.

It could be that the only one walking the red carpet will be Al Gore.

Let’s face it. Awards shows aren’t really about honoring peers. They’re about the public’s insatiable desire to have another opportunity to star gaze. That’s the draw, and that’s what brings in the big bucks.

For the Academy, it translates into around $50 million in Oscar-related revenue. ABC TV brings in scores of millions in ad money each time the golden boy mugs for the camera.

Winning an Oscar can also give a boost to a film, in box-office terms, of 5 to 10 percent.

All of the dough means that keeping actors (who also happen to be SAG union members) away from the awards shows is the Writers Guild of America’s (WGA) ace in the hole in getting concessions from execs and ending the strike.

Will Smith: ‘Barack Obama Stole My Idea’

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Hollywood, Media, Politics, celebrity, entertainment, film on December 9, 2007 at 8:44 pm

As I reported a while back in a previous column, Will Smith revealed a secret ambition to someday become President of the United States.

While out promoting his upcoming film “I Am Legend,” Smith said in an interview with the U.K.’s Daily Mail, “I always wanted to be the first black president but Barack Obama stole my idea.”

The actor even expressed some policy ideas for his campaign. He said he would start with universal healthcare and shelter, indicating that he could not “see that happening under Bush. Too many bad things have happened under his presidency.”

Still, Smith distinguished himself from the Bush-hating fringe, saying, “I don’t believe he is an evil man, I just think he has an unevolved perspective. It’s a good thing he’s served his time. Now it’s time for Barack Obama.”

Smith has contributed some campaign cash and appeared in a video extolling the qualities of the Illinois senator and presidential candidate, but his support of the Obama campaign has been overshadowed by daytime TV talk show host Oprah Winfrey.

Evidently, Smith has no animus for Obama for attempting to take the same job that he himself had aspired to.

“That’s OK with me,” Smith explained. “Barack can go first and then I’ll take my turn.”

‘Party of the Rich’ Dems and Hollywood

In Celebrities, Culture, Hillary, Hollywood, News and politics, Politics, entertainment on November 25, 2007 at 10:00 pm

According to a recent study, there’s a new “party of the rich.” It includes a whole lot of Dems, which means it includes a whole lot of Tinseltowners, too.

“The demographic reality is that the Democratic Party is the new ‘party of the rich,’” Michael Franc recently noted in the Financial Times of London.

Franc, an officer at the Heritage Foundation, conducted a study, which helps explain why wealthy Hollywood is chock-full of die-hard Dems.

Examining the net worth of folks in states and congressional districts, Franc determined that the majority of the nation’s wealthiest congressional districts were represented by Democrats and more than half of the richest households are in the 18 states in which Dems control both Senate seats.

Franc’s study also showed that, contrary to Democrat characterizations, “the vast majority of unabashed conservative House members hail from profoundly middle-class districts.”

While Dem candidates’ eyes must remain firmly fixed on the wealthy, they’re all simultaneously pandering to the working class.

Apparently, the Dem presidential candidates don’t want the same thing to happen to them that happened to Ellen Degeneres

The comedic talk show host recently found herself in the doghouse with striking writers.

The mistake Degeneres made was crossing the picket lines and doing her talk show despite the writers’ strike.

Because of a looming second strike by CBS’s newswriters, John Edwards, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton and Bill Richardson have all said they will pull out of a scheduled CBS News presidential debate if CBS’s newswriters join the screen and TV writers in a strike.

The CBS-sponsored debate is supposed to take place in Los Angeles on Dec. 10.

Edwards already posed with picketers in L.A., and his campaign also indicated that he and wife Elizabeth will pass on an upcoming scheduled appearance on ABC’s “The View” because of the writers’ guild strike.

In a released statement, Edwards called on “all of my fellow candidates and their campaigns to do the same.”

The Obama campaign said that if news workers were striking “Barack Obama will not cross the picket line to attend the debate.” Obama’s wife Michelle also cancelled a co-hosting appearance on “The View” because of striking writers.

The Clinton campaign followed suit, noting that “America’s unions are the backbone of America’s middle class, and I [Hillary] will always stand with America’s working men and women in the fight to ensure that they are able to earn a fair wage.”

Richardson jumped on the debate-skipping bandwagon, too. “His actions when it comes to the strike are more important than what he says at the debate,” his spokesperson said.

Hollywood Celebrities Hide ‘Scarlet R’

In Celebrities, Culture, Hollywood, Movies, Politics, entertainment on November 18, 2007 at 10:06 pm

A recent incident involving Teri Hatcher has once again put the dirty little secret about one of Tinseltown’s oppressed minorities in the spotlight.

Apparently concerned that the “Desperate Housewives” star might possibly be labeled with the “Scarlet R,” in a letter to the Washington Times Hatcher’s attorney included the following: “Please be advised that Ms. Hatcher is not a Republican.”

This is all strangely reminiscent of something I reported on back in 2004, when, in the political sense, Details magazine “outed” Mandy Moore.

The response from Moore’s publicist at the time said it all. It stated: “Mandy is not, nor has she ever been, a Republican.”

The truth of the matter is Hollywood folks like Sean Penn, Barbra Streisand and Robert Redford can shout their ultra-liberal views to the rafters while right-of-center stars must whisper, or better yet, cork it altogether.

In Hollywood, being branded a Republican may not only be hazardous to your social calendar, it can put the kibosh on your career.

Even those who in the past may merely have been supportive of Republican candidates must sometimes dodge the “R” ball. Bruce Willis and Tom Selleck’s representatives have indicated that both prefer to be known as Independents, while Kurt Russell and Drew Carey favor the Libertarian label.

“The Price Is Right” host Carey said, “It automatically hurts me if I said that I supported the war in Iraq and I support the troops.”

Patricia Heaton, star of the new hit “Back to You,” remembers having dinner with Hollywood friends and being met with stony silence after she let it be known that she was voting for now-President Bush. “You’d think I’d cr***ed in the middle of the table,” Heaton said.

Multiple Emmy nominee Ron Silver explained, “Since speaking in support of George Bush I’ve become increasingly disadmired by members of my profession.”

In a place where connections are indispensable to success, you live liberal or die. And you wait for John Wayne to ride back into Hollywood.

While waiting, there’s one thing you don’t want to do—patronize movies the likes of Mark Cuban and Brian De Palma’s “Redacted.”

Cuban is a billionaire, owns the Dallas Mavericks, heads a film company and TV channel and recently lasted a few rounds on “Dancing with the Stars.” But the guy apparently doesn’t understand the responsibility that comes with a media megaphone.

Neither does movie director Brian De Palma. When there’s a war blazing and our bravest are in harm’s way, it’s irresponsible at a minimum to produce and distribute material that endangers our troops and their mission.

Cuban and De Palma, in my opinion, have done just that with their deplorable film “Redacted.”

The movie focuses on real-life atrocities committed by soldiers. It presents one-dimensional villains dressed up in U.S. military uniforms. A brutal rape and murder scene is the centerpiece of the movie.

To punctuate the propaganda for the enemy, the film ends with a gruesome montage called “Collateral Damage,” in which pictures of dead Iraqis are projected on the screen and whose identities have been “blacked out” apparently due to legal concerns.

The film recklessly communicates that this kind of brutality by members of the American military is the norm and that the U.S. administration is engaged in a cover-up.

Omitted from the film is the fact that all five of those involved in the actual incident were arrested and charged for the crime. Three have been sentenced to prison for the rest of their lives. And the ringleader was ejected from the Army before the crime was ever reported. That soldier will face the death penalty in a Kentucky federal court.

De Palma has hit the rape theme before, in a 1980s anti-Vietnam war movie called “Casualties of War.” The director explained that “the premise for both wars [Vietnam and Iraq] is essentially the same, and that’s why this particular atrocity has occurred twice.”

“The rape case in ‘Casualties of War’ was a very dramatic metaphor for our involvement over there, in which we raped a country and then left,” De Palma said.

How people who have been given so much can commit onscreen libel of the military is despicable. How they can do so at a time of war is unconscionable. How they can sleep at night is a mystery.

Hollywood Writers’ Strike Draws Politicians’ Attention

In Celebrities, Culture, Entertainment Business, Hollywood, Media, Television, entertainment, law on November 11, 2007 at 11:26 pm

Maybe it’s because if Los Angeles were a state it would be the 4th largest economy in the nation.

Or maybe it’s because the entertainment business generates more than $30 billion annually.

Anyway here they come, politicians to the rescue of Hollywood’s writers’ strike.

Former movie star and current California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, former labor negotiator and current L.A. Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, and former president and current Hillary stumper Bill Clinton have all offered their services as mediators. Even Jesse Jackson is here cheerleading the picketers and posing for the press.

The governor seems poised to jump in like an action hero, the mayor has already met with reps from both sides, rumors are rampant that Hillary would like Bill to take a trip to the Left Coast and Jesse has the pompoms at the ready.

The problem is that the writers don’t trust Arnold because he’s been chummy with studio execs, the execs don’t trust Villaraigosa because he used to work for unions, no one believes Clinton is going to leave the Hillary campaign when it’s in trouble and Jesse just continues to float from one activist photo-op to another.

One exec described the writers’ decision to strike as having “declared war.” The writers want a bigger share of DVDs and a piece of the Internet and cell phones. The studios say that the revenue from new technology is an unknown speculative projection, and therefore they can’t lock in on a percentage.

A simple solution would be to give the writers a share when the revenue reaches a specified level. If both sides could conceptually agree, it would be the start of talks that could lead to a resolution, and thankfully, more to watch than reruns and reality shows.

Come to think of it, Hollywood really needs someone to settle the strike who’s apolitical, able to communicate in monosyllables and is experienced in bringing emotionally charged sides together. Sounds like a job for Dr. Phil.

Torture Flick Sullies the Big Screen Again

In Academy Awards, Celebrities, Entertainment Business, Hollywood, Movies, Politics, Television, entertainment on October 28, 2007 at 8:41 pm

Torture flick “Saw IV” was not screened for critics, probably because of its incredibly sick content.

The abhorrent movie from Lionsgate brought in $32.1 million last weekend, the second highest opening of the “Saw” films, which have been released every Halloween weekend since 2004.

Hollywood will no doubt continue to churn out more of the big-screen garbage. “Saw” (2004) opened with $18.2 million, “Saw II” (2005) $31.7 million and “Saw III” (2006) $33.6 million.

In stark contrast, “Bella,” a life affirming movie from Roadside Attractions, opened with the second highest per screen take, with more than $8,000 per theater.

“Bella” was only on 165 screens.

That number should swiftly expand if Hollywood execs are paying attention.

In torture of the terrorism related kind, the Fox hit “24” has alarmed critics on the Left with its counterterrorist characters and their willingness to use extreme measures when dealing with terrorists in trying to save countless lives.

The show appears to be taking its critics head-on.

In scenes from a trailer promoting the show’s seventh season, Kiefer Sutherland’s character, agent Jack Bauer, appears in front of a governmental panel that is investigating his past actions, including harsh treatment of terrorism suspects.

“Don’t expect me to regret the decisions that I have made, because sir, the truth is, I don’t,” Bauer says in the scene.

In another segment, Bauer is preparing to interrogate a suspect when a female official gives him free rein.

“Do whatever it takes. Torture him if you have to,” the woman says.

Jimmy Kimmel Gets the Rush Limbaugh Treatment

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment Business, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, Television, sports on October 21, 2007 at 9:54 pm

ABC late-night host Jimmy Kimmel was essentially fired from his position as comedic color commentator on ESPN’s Monday Night Football.

After two editions of the show, Kimmel was let go for a quip about former QB and announcer Joe Theismann, in which he said that Theismann, who was let go last season, was “watching from his living room with steam coming from his ears.”

The next day, Monday Night Football producer Jay Rothman characterized Kimmel’s joke as “classless and disappointing,” adding that “it was cheap.”

Rothman confirmed Kimmel won’t be back.

This is reminiscent of 2003, when ESPN bowed to pressure and accepted Rush Limbaugh’s resignation after the talk show host directed commentary at the media about quarterback Donovan McNabb’s overly favorable press coverage.

Sports talk used to be the last bastion of freeform ranting.

Looks like PC-itis has really infected the announcing booth when a commentator gets let go for expressing an opinion and a comedian gets fired for telling a joke.

On another ambiguously funny note, Stephen Colbert was teasing as usual when he announced that he’s a candidate for the U.S. presidency.

But the law could create some serious trouble for the satirical talk show host.

Congress has created a load of complex election laws that Colbert may have already triggered with his latest politically charged prank.

The Comedy Central notable executed the necessary documents to have his name added to both the Democratic and Republican primary ballots in South Carolina. In addition, he set up a Web site for his budding campaign while at the same time declaring that he was crossing out the part of an oath stating that he would not “knowingly violate any election law.”

Colbert appears to be mildly serious. He indicated that he has sought the advice of an election law firm, Wiley Rein. The caricaturist switched to his campaign site a petition seeking signatures from the show’s Web site, based on his lawyers’ recommendations.

If Colbert actually follows through as he has promised and pays the fees ($2,500) and collects enough signatures (3000), campaign finance laws will expose his show and network to violations that could even involve criminal penalties.

To the extent that Colbert’s cable show promotes his candidacy, it could arguably be viewed as an illegal “in-kind” contribution from Comedy Central.

The whole problem might be mitigated if Colbert would do something he almost never does—admit it was just a joke.

Nicole Kidman’s Faith Shifts ‘Golden Compass’’s Needle

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment Business, Hollywood, Movies, Nicole Kidman, entertainment, religion on October 14, 2007 at 9:27 pm

“The Golden Compass,” a film adaptation of the first book in a trilogy by author Phillip Pullman, is stirring unrest in some Christian souls.

Pullman is a militant atheist, and he’s made it known that he detests religion.

Just as J.K. Rowlings’ “Harry Potter” series grew progressively darker as she churned the books out, Pullman has things in his trilogy growing progressively more anti-religious.

The heroes of the story are engaged in a rebellion to kill God. In the third and final book, they succeed in their efforts.

Nicole Kidman, who stars in “The Golden Compass,” spoke with Entertainment Weekly about the film. She told the magazine that she was raised Catholic and that the Catholic Church is part of her “essence.” She added that she wouldn’t be able to do the film if she “thought it were at all anti-Catholic.”

The sweet result is that the religious message put forth in the film version of the book “has been watered down a little,” according to Kidman.

Based on the footage that I have seen, Christians are not likely to be offended by the movie. Still, the Catholic League intends to conduct a nationwide two-month protest of the film.

Christian groups are right to be concerned. The movie could lead children to read the books, which contain potentially faith-damaging material. Additionally, Pullman is an excellent writer and uses cliffhangers to induce readers to continue on to subsequent books in the trilogy.

But, in my assessment, a boycott is an ill-advised approach in this instance. Controversy has been a key element in film promotion over the past few years, with PR firms seeking to generate loads of it in the hopes of boosting ticket sales.

“Compass” is not as well known as “Potter,” but controversy will provide it with the publicity it needs to rise to a higher tier within the fantasy realm. This plays right into the hands of the studio.

Boycott or not, Christian organizations should focus on educating the public on the difference between the film and the Pullman books and encouraging parents in particular to monitor and guide their children in the selection of literature and media.

Faith and film have come together in a big way for another Tinseltown figure. Have you heard of Christian director Tyler Perry? Hollywood sure has.

With a production budget of only $6 million, Perry’s “Madea’s Family Reunion” grossed over $63 million. And similarly, with a production budget of a mere $5.5 million, his “Diary of a Mad Black Woman” took in $50 mill.

Most recently, the Lionsgate film “Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married?” clobbered George Clooney’s legal Oscar dreamer “Michael Clayton,” Cate Blanchett’s regal sequel “Elizabeth: The Golden Age” and Mark Wahlberg’s criminal thriller “We Own the Night.”

“Married”’s cast includes Janet Jackson.

The positive themed flick brought in $21.5 million as opposed to Clooney’s “Clayton,” which pulled in $11 million as did “We Own the Night.” Blanchett’s “Golden Age” took in $6.2 million.

It turns out that box-office cash has slipped for the fourth straight weekend. The best dozen films of the past weekend brought in $85.5 million, off 14 percent from the same weekend last year.

If there’s one thing that can make Hollywood find religion it’s the Almighty Dollar.

Bruce Springsteen’s Far-Left Turn

In Celebrities, Hollywood, Music, Social and Politics, Springsteen on October 7, 2007 at 8:56 pm

Gone are the days of the arm swinging “Dancing in the Dark” and foot stomping “Hungry Heart.”

Instead it looks like Bruce Springsteen has caught the Babs bug.

Or maybe he’s been listening in his sleep to Beyonce’s latest because he’s definitely drifted way “To the left.”

Although Springsteen did help campaign for Dem John Kerry during the 2004 presidential election, endorsing a candidate for the first time, his music and musings are now reflecting the views of far-Left Hollywood and the candidate controlling MoveOn.org.

Former Rolling Stone critic and current Springsteen manager Jon Landau is trying to convince the press that the artist’s new album, “Magic,” is not political. But the “Gypsy Biker” song has lyrics that suggest otherwise.

Take a look:

“The speculators made their money,
On the blood you [a U.S. soldier] shed,
The profiteers on Jane Street [upscale area in Manhattan],
Sold your shoes and clothes.”

In addition, Springsteen sat for a spell with “60 Minutes” correspondent Scott Pelley to, among other things, wax geopolitically.

The Boss focused on issues that have been stressed by far-Left Web sites like MoveOn and Daily Kos including CIA interrogation techniques, the domestic surveillance program and detention of terrorist suspects at Guantanamo, placing the issues in the “anti-American” category.

“I think we’ve seen things happen over the past six years that I don’t think anybody ever thought they’d ever see in the United States,” Springsteen said.

“When people think of the Unites States’ identity, they don’t think of torture. They don’t think of illegal wiretapping. They don’t think of voter suppression. They don’t think of no habeas corpus.”

Actually, he’s right. They don’t think of those things.

When people think of the United States’ identity, they think of a country where kids of working class parents grow up to become rich rock stars.

Rosie O’Donnell’s Terrorist Fans

In Celebrities, Culture, Hollywood, Politics, Rosie, Television, Tom Cruise, entertainment on September 30, 2007 at 9:18 pm

Terrorist leaders are weighing in on Rosie O’Donnell’s geopolitical rantings.

Ramadan Adassi, the terrorist head of the Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigades, has said that he agrees with O’Donnell’s views. And Ala Senakreh, the West Bank Chief of the same terrorist group, is inviting Rosie to come on a fact-finding visit and live with them for a while.

“We welcome Rosie O’Donnell to stay among us and to get to know the truth from being here,” Senakreh said, according to author Aaron Klein.

O’Donnell’s rep says the idea that terrorists have picked Rosie for their pin-up poster is “absurd.”

But when you look at Rosie’s statements, it doesn’t seem that far-fetched.

Assisting in making the monsters appear cuddly, O’Donnell said, “Don’t fear the terrorists. They’re mothers and fathers.”

Helping to take the terrorists off the hook for the events of 9/11, she informed folks that the buildings were brought down in order to get rid of documents that incriminated Enron and other corporations.

Relieving the Iranian government of responsibility, the blustering blogger suggested that the Bush administration orchestrated the kidnapping of fifteen British sailors as a pretext for war.

Lending a hand to terrorist mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed who had confessed to more than 30 terrorist plots and the 9/11 attack, O’Donnell spread the word that the confession had been coerced via U.S. torture.

And who could forget when Rosie announced that our country had treated the Guantanamo inmates “like animals” and subjected them to “torture … on a daily basis.”

What does her rhetoric portend?

Rosie will be back on the tube real soon—on Al Jazeera.

The former object of Rosie’s affection, Tom Cruise, apparently intends to construct a $10 million bunker under his home in Telluride in order to keep wife Katie Holmes and daughter Suri safe from an intergalactic alien attack.

Cruise does have some interplanetary experience. After all, he starred in Steven Spielberg’s 2005 flick “War of the Worlds.”

According to Star Magazine, Cruise plans to hunker down in a bunker because of his devotion to the Church of Scientology. He reportedly believes that “an evil revenge attack” is being plotted by Xenu, a dethroned galactic potentate.

The structure will purportedly be “a self-contained underground shelter” with high tech air purifying capability.

Cruise’s rep denies the report and says it’s “completely untrue.”

Even though Hollywood publicists aren’t anxious to admit their clients have concerns over interstellar invasions from outer space, politicians are chomping at the bit to have another shot at a guest worker program.

Brad Pitt’s Southern Sadness Suspicions

In Brad Pitt, Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, Music, celebrity, entertainment on September 23, 2007 at 7:46 pm

Brad Pitt has been out promoting his latest flick with the long-winded title, “The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford.”

In an interview on ABC’s “Good Morning America,” Pitt shared some of his thoughts on being a dad. He also talked about how fatherhood has helped him overcome a sadness that he has had since he was a boy growing up in Missouri.

Pitt’s onscreen character Jesse James also grew up in the Show Me State, which evidently spurred the actor into examining his past and the region of his childhood.

Pitt spoke of something he characterized as the South’s “congenital sadness.”

“It’s something that I feel in my grandparents, in the people I’ve met, in a Southern way of life,” Pitt said.

Interestingly, he sees the Christian faith as an antidote for Southern woe.

“It’s something pervasive, an undercurrent that I think Christianity answers,” Pitt professed.

Jessica Alba’s Kissing for Dummies

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, Movies on September 9, 2007 at 9:32 pm

She’s one of the hottest female stars and he’s one of the hottest stand-up comics.

Jessica Alba and Dane Cook appear together in the Lions Gate film “Good Luck Chuck,” which is about a guy who discovers that every girl he gets involved with marries the next man she dates.

In the movie, Alba plays the role of a woman that Cook’s character himself would like to marry.

In real life, Alba actually handed Cook some new comedy material on a silver platter when she was asked about the love scenes that she did with the comedian.

“Kissing? Well…,” Alba tells Fox News, “I don’t really remember. It was like kissing a dummy.”

Puppet puckering aside, Alba is a romantic when it comes to the way stories are told in movies.

“The films I do always have a happy ending,” she says, adding that she hopes “it reflects back to real life.”

Ali Larter Gets Real for the Emmy Awards

In Celebrities, Culture, Hollywood, Movies, entertainment, fashion on September 4, 2007 at 7:53 am

One actress is bucking a longstanding Hollywood trend.

While other stars spend hours having their hair coifed prior to walking the 59th Primetime Emmy red carpet, Ali Larter will be readying herself by “going real.”

The “Heroes” actress and co-star of “Resident Evil: Extinction,” the third and final installment of the movie series that is based on the video game of the same name, is collaborating with Dove Hair Care and foregoing a professional hairstylist.

Instead, just like the average person, Larter will be doing her own hair for the event.

Her mission is to inspire women to start loving the hair they have and not comparing it to the unattainable images seen in the media and Hollywood.

Typically, a squadron of cosmetologists spends hours of glam-up time per star to achieve the results seen at red carpet events and photo shoots.

Of course, most folks are unaware of the extent to which the beauty brigades have teased, tugged and twirled to attain the hot hairdos.

Unable to meet high hair expectations, countless viewers feel as though their self-esteem has been flat-ironed. Larter and Dove Hair Care are out to change that.

Interestingly, nearly 60 percent of women believe that the images in the media set the standard for beautiful hair, according to a recent survey done by Impulse Research.

Larter is getting the word out that “there is a lot of work that goes into Hollywood hair.”

“I am doing all of this to help women realize the potential of their own hair and feel more confident every day,” she adds.

Rosario Dawson”s Horrifying Movie Choice

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Movies, Movies & Entertainment, entertainment on August 26, 2007 at 11:21 pm

Rosario Dawson (“Sin City”) was apparently shocked by the graphic cruelty displayed in her latest movie, “Descent.”

The film is another addition to the Hollywood dung heap of flicks that focus on suffering, torture and cruelty while packaged as entertainment.

“Descent” includes a brutal rape scene in which Dawson portrays a victim who eventually goes after her attacker and with the help of a friend imposes an even more vicious form of revenge.

“It was horrifying for me to watch it,” the actress tells the World Entertainment News Network and acknowledges the need to warn people of the dreadful content before they line up at the box office.

“But it’s also really amazing how much the affect is. It really humanized a lot of us who are part of this experience because it brought up a really deep conversation that most of us don’t ever want to talk about,” she adds.

Torture flicks humanizing? Next she’ll be telling us that mindless flicks boost the IQ.

Papa Gorbachev’s Got a Brand New Bag

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment Business, Entertainment and Media, Media, News and politics, fashion on August 5, 2007 at 8:12 pm

Hollywood is not the only place former communists are drawn to.

Louis Vuitton, the French manufacturer of chichi leather goods and other high-end paraphernalia, has chosen its new celebrity rep.

If you’re thinking Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johansson or Reese Witherspoon, you’re off the mark. The latest face of Louis Vuitton is actually Mikhail Gorbachev.

Not just a former Soviet leader and environmental activist anymore, Gorbachev will be featured in a Louis Vuitton ad campaign for the designer brand.

The commie chic celeb will have some big-name co-stars in the advertisements, like legendary French actress Catherine Deneuve and supermodel Steffi Graf and her tennis champ spouse Andre Agassi.

Gorbachev will be seen riding in a car with a Louis Vuitton bag at his side, and in the background will be the oh-so-untrendy Berlin Wall.

Rod Stewart’s Profanity Peeve

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, Media, Social and Politics, live earth on July 15, 2007 at 3:10 pm

rod.jpgThere was one prominent celebrity at Al Gore’s Live Earth concerts who focused on a different kind of environmental contamination.

Veteran rocker Rod Stewart was appalled at the profane language that polluted the global festivities.

Comedian Chris Rock’s vile vernacular at the London venue necessitated U.K. TV and radio personality Jonathan Ross to issue an apology to the viewing audience.

“I listened to people effing and blinding during the Live Earth Concert last weekend and it just sounded so cheap,” Ross remarked.

The lewd, crude language prompted Stewart to promise his audience that he’ll personally pay up if he curses while performing.

“If you hear me swear on stage I’ll give you all a tenner [10 British pounds],” the legendary singer pledged.

Jennifer Aniston’s Shower Secret

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Hollywood, Politics, entertainment, live earth on July 8, 2007 at 9:22 pm

Al Gore’s earth preaching has prompted all sorts of worldly wisdom to emerge from the mouths of stars.

Jennifer Aniston offered an earth friendly pearl. She revealed her formula for safeguarding the planet’s future, which involves a special form of whole body hygiene, according to “The Green Book” by Elizabeth Rogers and Thomas Kostigen.

While taking a shower, Aniston also brushes her teeth.

“I take a three-minute shower. I even brush-wash-brush my teeth while I shower,” Aniston announced.

The actress explained how shower multitasking helps people in Africa.

“Every two minutes in the shower uses as much water as a person in Africa uses for everything in their life for a whole day.”

Perhaps next Aniston can figure out a way to include in her shower a few loads of laundry and a day’s worth of dishes.

Live Earth is a Con – cert

In Celebrities, Celebrity Crime, Celebrity News, Gore, Hollywood, Politics, global warming, live earth on July 7, 2007 at 6:39 pm

What an event!

Led by a failed politician who doles out junk science and fails to disclose his ownership of carbon offset enterprises as he basks in the media spotlight, we are then preached to by rock stars, rap stars and actors, the repository of all wisdom.

Fergie says she’s selling her SUV and donated the proceeds “to global warming.”

Madonna performs while she invests in the biggest polluters on the planet and the whole lot of them are the most conspicuous consumers in history.

Roseanne Barr e-Mimics Rosie O’Donnell’s ‘View’ Views

In Celebrities, Culture, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, Star Celebrity Gossip!, Television on July 2, 2007 at 7:34 am

roseanne.jpg With the vacancy on ABC’s “The View” still up for grabs, Roseanne Barr is doing her best Rosie imitation on her Web site.

Barr, whose name has been mentioned as a possible replacement for O’Donnell, has this advice for Congress: “Impeach the president and the vice president, they are traitors to America, and so are all of their supporters. Impeach! Anyone in congress who refuses to save our union from these traitors by doing nothing needs to be recalled.”

The comedienne also puts out the following pleas: “Save our troops!!! Save our schools and hospitals and jobs. Feed our hungry and poor!”

No lefty rescue roster would be complete without at least one mention of Katrina. “Save the drowning people in New Orleans!” Barr blogs.

The national anthem decimating diva fails, however, to provide any ideas on how the saving should take place.

Barr closes her post with a non-partisan wisecrack and smacks the media in the process: “Anyone who mentions Paris Hilton one more time must die!”

Natalie Portman Wants to Stop the Killing in Rwanda – Of Gorillas!

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, Rwanda, genocide on July 1, 2007 at 9:36 am

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Natalie Portman publicly used her fame to express concern for the travesty happening in Rwanda, but instead of focusing attention on the 800,000 human beings massacred in the 1994 genocide, and those who continue to be killed, she and other celebs concentrated on gorillas.

Portman joined other international celebrities at a ceremony to provide names for 23 baby mountain gorillas living in Rwanda.

According to the World Wide Fund for Nature there are only 720 mountain gorillas surviving in the wild, in parks that straddle Rwanda, Uganda and the Congo.

Don’t get me wrong I want to protect mountain gorillas from threats.

But let’s protect the humans first.

Paris Hilton and Checkbook Journalism

In Celebrities, Celebrity Crime, Celebrity News, Media, celebrity on June 25, 2007 at 7:59 am

It seems that the locals aren’t acting very neighborly toward Paris Hilton.

Hilton’s home happens to be in West Hollywood, just above the famed Sunset Strip. And residents who live near the troubled heiress’ digs have reportedly signed a petition requesting that she move somewhere else.

Folks didn’t seem to mind having Hilton as a neighbor when she was out drinking every night. But now reports are circulating, which claim she’s changed her life, found God and is reading the Bible.

Hey, there are some things that just can’t be tolerated in Tinseltown.

Meanwhile Larry King won the Paris post-jail interview sweepstakes by default.

NBC and ABC backed away from a Hilton interview. CBS also let it be known it wasn’t interested.

However, the reason for the sudden chill toward Hilton had less to do with the heiress and more to do with the networks’ reps.

Networks have been trying to distance themselves from numerous reports that have implied that, in an attempt to obtain an exclusive post-jail interview with Paris, checkbook journalism may have been at work.

The New York Post started the ball rolling when it reported that NBC agreed to pay up to $1 million for a “Today” show sit down. The report ignited other stories about media bidding.

ABC and NBC News were then forced to publicly insist that they do not pay for interviews and that neither had a deal with Hilton.

However, an ABC executive has said otherwise. According to the executive, the Hiltons had taken NBC up on a $1 million offer for the licensing of family photos and a video because it was more lucrative than ABC’s $100,000 bid.

For decades news organizations have frowned upon checkbook journalism primarily because the practice implicitly taints the credibility of sources. Cash payments provided in exchange for news may give a source an incentive to inflate a story. The hotter the account, the more money it is worth. In all of the jockeying, truth may be lost in the mix.

The nets have been cleverly getting around the rule by paying money for what they call “licensing” of photos, videos or made-for TV movie rights.

Some examples include the following:

-NBC scored exclusive interviews with the two UK Princes, William and Harry. Coincidently, the Peacock network paid a reported $2.5 million fee to air a concert in July that commemorates the 10th anniversary of Princess Diana’s death.

-ABC News paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to Steve Irwin’s widow for footage used in a Barbara Walters primetime interview in Fall 2006.

- In 2003 CBS News offered Private Jessica Lynch, the former prisoner of war in Iraq who was rescued by U.S. forces, possible movie and book deals through its sister corporate divisions.

Prior to the 1970s, paying for stories was fairly routine. It is an acceptable practice in Europe.

Disclosure is the key. Now if we can only get the networks to quit the charade.

Did NBC Agree to Buy the Paris Hilton Interview?

In Celebrities, Celebrity Crime, Celebrity News, Entertainment and Media, hilton on June 22, 2007 at 6:47 am

The New York Times is reporting that ABC News said that they had lost to NBC for the first interview with Paris Hilton after her release from jail because ABC was unwilling to make a “high six-figure deal” with Ms. Hilton’s family.

NBC executives did not deny that they had had discussions about interview rights with Hilton and the spokeswoman for NBC News, Allison Gollust, insisted, “NBC News does not pay for interviews — never have, never will.”

Of course the money won’t come from the news division. The compensation normally will be paid in a separate deal, with a different part of the company, like the entertainment division.

Is TMZ in a Legal Tangle?

In Celebrities, Celebrity Crime, Celebrity News, Entertainment and Media, Media, OJ, entertainment, law on June 20, 2007 at 5:07 pm

If lawyers for the family of Ron Goldman and a bankruptcy trustee get their way, Internet site TMZ.com could be held in contempt for posting a manuscript of O.J. Simpson’s “If I Did It” book.

The Web site and its lawyer claim no wrongdoing.

At an emergency hearing U.S. Bankruptcy Judge A. Jay Cristol said he would schedule a hearing later on whether to hold TMZ in contempt and even discussed possible finacial liability for the joint venture between America Online Inc. and a Time Warner Co. subsidiary.

Although O.J. was acquitted of murder charges, Goldman’s family won a civil wrongful death case against Simpson now totaling more than $33 million.

As part of their efforts to collect, the Goldmans seized on securing the rights to the aborted “If I Did It” project.
The Goldman family wants to rewrite the book and put it out under the title “Confessions of a Double Murderer.” The judge had ordered all copies of the manuscript and related materials turned over to a court-appointed trustee, partly to satisfy Simpson’s debt to the Goldmans.

Goldman attorney Paul Battista said TMZ’s posting of the manuscript on Tuesday violated that order and may do irreparable harm to the family’s attempt to benefit financially from it.

“I can’t tell you how distraught the Goldmans are to hear that this hit the Internet for free,” Battista said.

Michael Moore’s ‘Sicko’ Stunts

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment Business, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, Movies & Entertainment, News and politics, Social and Politics, law on June 17, 2007 at 7:16 pm

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In a transparent move to promote his “Sicko” film, Michael Moore showed up in Sacramento, California, and testified at a briefing hosted by former actress of “The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis” and current state senator Sheila Kuehl to advocate a so-called universal health care system. The event was followed by a rally and screening of Moore’s film.

“I’d like to see executives of these companies in a perp walk in handcuffs,” Moore muttered.

Then the frustrated filmmaker granted the town of Bellaire in his home county the privilege of paying $40 per ticket for a sneak peek at his movie and, for an additional sixty bucks, the chance to attend a party where he autographed film posters, surgical gloves and bandages. The money went to the Democratic Party.

“I am anticipating the onslaught of attack,” Moore told reporters at the event.

In a kind of comical karma, Moore’s “Sicko” film has been pirated. The public can now view the thing for free thanks to its wide availability for downloading on the Web at no cost.

Ironically, in 2004 Moore told a Scottish paper, the Sunday Herald, he was happy that people engaged in copyright violations.

“I don’t agree with the copyright laws and I don’t have a problem with people downloading the movie and sharing it with people as long as they’re not trying to make a profit off my labor. I would oppose that,” Moore said.

“I do well enough already and I made this film [“Fahrenheit 9/11”] because I want the world, to change. The more people who see it the better, so I’m happy this is happening.”

More words for Moore to eat on the eve of his “Sicko” release.

On another Moore hypocritical note, I reported a while back on how filmmakers Debbie Melnyck and Rick Caine had set out to film a biography of someone they truly admired. However, while producing “Manufacturing Dissent,” the two made a discovery that their hero, Michael Moore, was far from the person, or for that matter the professional that they had imagined.

During their movie making experience, Melnyck and Caine learned about Moore’s fabricated persona; in particular that he did not grow up in working class Flint, Michigan, but in Davison, a wealthy nearby suburb.

They discovered that Moore was not removed as editor of Mother Jones for political reasons as he has claimed, but was fired for bad editing. They learned that Moore shot footage of himself and interspersed it with other events to imply things that never actually happened (such as Moore asking Roger Smith, former CEO of General Motors, a question at a shareholders’ meeting).

The most devastating information unearthed, though, is that Moore actually did speak with then-GM chairman Roger Smith, whose supposed evasion is the central premise of “Roger & Me,” but withheld the footage from the film. (Premiere previously reported this but “Manufacturing Dissent” actually displays footage of Moore interviewing Smith.)

“Anybody who says that is a (expletive) liar,” Moore told the Associated Press when confronted with the charge at his Michigan “Sicko” sneak preview.

Moore also admitted that he had “a good five minutes of back and forth” with Smith at a 1987 shareholders’ meeting, as reported by Premiere magazine in 1990. But Moore claims that was before he began working on “Roger & Me” and had nothing to do with the film.

By evading interviews with Melnyck and Caine, Moore and his staff behaved like the corporate targets that Moore despises. At one event, the filmmakers’ soundboard was unplugged while other reporters were allowed to tape. At another event, a staffer kicked the filmmakers out of an arena and threw their camera to the ground.

An indication that the makers of “Manufacturing Dissent” had a serious change of heart about Moore was revealed in the tagline used to market the film. It read: “Michael Moore doesn’t like documentaries. That’s why he doesn’t make them.” A slogan that appeared on movie posters also conveyed their dampened sentiments: “It’s Never Been so Hard to Get Michael Moore in Front of the Camera.”

Because the criticism of Moore came from self-described “progressive liberals,” who were originally motivated by their admiration for Moore before they reluctantly concluded that he was not what he appeared to be, the mainstream press actually treated the film more favorably than similar polemic material from the Right.

Moore’s talent has been to bring humor, a brisk pace and controversy to the documentary genre. “Manufacturing Dissent” demonstrated that Moore also brings fabrication.

Can we expect Moore of the same from “Sicko?”

Judge Throws Book at OJ

In Celebrities, Celebrity Crime, Celebrity News, Hollywood, Media, OJ, Social and Politics, celebrity, law on June 12, 2007 at 4:09 pm

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A federal bankruptcy judge has ordered O.J. Simpson’s daughter to give a deposition by week’s end in a lawsuit about the former football star’s canceled book, “If I Did It.”

The issue involves a bankrupt company owned by Simpson’s children.

The company was previously ordered to turn over any copies of the book. You know, the where he explains how he might have committed the killings of ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman.

Hopefully this judge will be able to trace the money and put it where it belongs – in the bank accounts of the victims.

Diary of a Mad Hilton?

In Celebrities, Celebrity Crime, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, law on June 3, 2007 at 8:08 pm

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As Paris Hilton (minus her pet Chihuahuas and cell phones) readies herself to spend 23 days in the slammer at the L.A. Century Regional Detention Center, she’s also busy prepping a new book.

The former high school dropout has made a lot of money turning headlines into bottom lines. The Internet home sex video that served to inflate her fame quotient appeared just prior to the premiere of her reality TV show “The Simple Life.”

Now Paris is planning the release of a prison diary, which is apparently set for later this year, according to the New York Daily News. This means Paris’ punishment will end up stuffing even more dollars into her already heavily padded pockets.

The hotel heiress wisely stayed away from the Hollywood party scene as she came to grips with her inevitable jail time.

She did, however, manage to make a surprise appearance at the MTV Movie Awards where she let it be known that she opted for harder prison time than she had to.

“I did have a choice to go to a pay jail,” Paris indicated. “But I declined because I feel like the media portrays me in a way that I’m not and that’s why I wanted to go to county, to show that I can do it and I’m going to be treated like everyone else. I’m going to do the time. I’m going to do it the right way.”

While in prison, Paris will reportedly receive special treatment for her own protection. And she’ll also be assigned to a section of the prison facility that is separate from an area where hardened criminals are held.

She will allegedly have one handpicked cellmate who has been incarcerated for a traffic related offense.

Her grand entrance into the prison will likely resemble a red carpet affair. Every imaginable media are sure to be present, snapping pictures, streaming video and profusely punditing.

The big question is who’ll be first to get the shot of the quintessential party girl in her non-designer jumpsuit.

While Paris’ fortunes may be going up, another Hollywood star’s career may be headed south.

Charlie Sheen wants the public to know that reports about him nixing the narration of a questionable 9/11 documentary are wrong.

The “Loose Change-Final Cut” film deals with the same ideas that Rosie O’Donnell has been pushing; the theory being that some of the buildings that collapsed on Sept. 11 were not brought down by aircraft but rather were destroyed by explosives, which were planted inside the structures.

“My views and convictions regarding the events of 9/11 have not wavered. I still firmly believe the citizens of this great country, especially the family members of those tragically lost, deserve a much more accurate and thorough investigation surrounding the horrific events,” Sheen said in a press release.

“The suspicious fact that certain relevant testimonies were not included in the Keen Commission’s final report, discredits the majority of their findings,” Sheen added.

Sheen advocates a “bi-partisan, democratically selected panel” to investigate the matter, “not some tepid rehash of Bush-serving lap-dogs cherry picking evidence to support erroneous and fictional ‘Magic Bullet’ explanations.”

“I’m baffled as well by the fact Bin Laden’s crimes listed on the FBI’s most wanted list DO NOT include those of 9/11,” the actor railed.

Evidently, Sheen is undecided about whether he’ll volunteer to be the poster boy for the “Loose Change-Final Cut” flick.

“I await the newest version to be presented to me, at which point I will make my decision to participate (or not) based on the film’s content and merit,” Sheen shared.

Governator Goes After Copyright Pirates

In Celebrities, Celebrity Crime, Culture, Hollywood, Media, News and politics, law on June 1, 2007 at 2:28 pm

arnold.jpgAfter having their arms twisted by California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Canadian lawmakers cried “uncle” on new laws to terminate video pirates.

According to the Canadian Press wire service Schwarzenegger has beem lobbying Prime Minister Stephen Harper over the piracy mess.

Arnold is acting as a mercenary for Hollywood to stop the loss of profits due to pirates who tape movies in theaters.

But will legislation help in the age of the Web?

Bill Clinton Hooks Up with Rachael Ray to Battle Obesity

In Celebrities, Culture, Media, Politics on April 29, 2007 at 8:07 pm

When he’s not playing “Fundraiser-in-chief” for his wife’s presidential bid or campaigning for an “Ambassador to the World” gig, former president Bill Clinton tries to get his mug on the tube every chance he gets.

The latest cause he’s gotten involved with is remedying childhood obesity and to get the job done he’s paired up with TV cuisine queen Rachael Ray.

Clinton appeared on an episode of Ray’s show and together they fixed a bowl of turkey Bolognese with whole wheat pasta.

“I love to cook,” he said. “I used to cook a lot.”

The show was the vehicle of choice to announce that Ray will work with Clinton’s Alliance for a Healthier Generation, an organization the former prez created to combat diabetes and childhood obesity.

This is the same Alliance that coerced soft drink and food manufacturers to sell healthier products in school vending machines and assisted schools in shaping up their lunchroom menus.

Clinton told Ray’s audience of his lifelong struggle to stay slim and his weakness for fast food.

“I’ve got a scar down my chest to prove it,” he said, referring to his 2004 quadruple bypass surgery.

Clinton emphasized the importance of addressing the obesity issue, and the consequences of failing to, by using a term that for the ex-prez could be a bit risky.

After describing all of the perils of unchecked obesity, Clinton said, “It will be immoral if we let it happen.”

Howard Stern Plots Against ‘American Idol’

In Celebrities, Culture, Media, Social and Politics, entertainment on March 31, 2007 at 7:02 pm

Fox’s “American Idol” is in Howard Stern’s crosshairs.

The show with the most dominant ratings in broadcast television history is in danger of being “ruined,” according to the satellite shock jock.  

The toilet tongued Stern has been working with Web site votefortheworst.com and using his radio platform to try and persuade his listening audience to follow the dictates of the site, which advocates that “Idol” viewers vote for the poorest performer on the show.

The designated contestant of the current season is an atonal, arrhythmic, androgynous singer named Sanjaya Malakar. Malakar has inspired tears, endless Internet chatter, late-night comedy ribbing and a direct threat from curmudgeonly judge Simon Cowell. 

Cowell has signaled his intentions to quit “Idol” if Malakar wins. “I won’t be back if he does,” Cowell recently declared to “Extra.”

Stern is gleeful over the possibility of the show’s demise. “We’re corrupting the entire thing.  All of us are routing ‘American Idol,’” the Sirius bigwig boasted during a recent show. “It’s so great. The No. 1 show in television and it’s getting ruined.” 

Stern routinely uses Malakar as fodder to debate Eric Lynch, a habitual caller. Lynch is firmly against the idea of harming the integrity of “Idol.” In jousting with Lynch, Stern launches verbal missiles at the show while he promotes the idea of Malakar becoming the next “American Idol.”

Fans of Stern have demonstrated cult-like tendencies in the past, as listeners appear to follow the dictates of their leader. He has even thrown his weight around in statewide elections in New York. 

Malakar was in the bottom two or three of “Idol” contestants during the initial episodes of the show. But he was noticeably absent from the lower vote-getter categories in those telecasts that took place after Stern started to focus on his get-out-the-vote effort in March.

With over 30 million people tuning in each week, other networks are likely pleased with Stern’s campaign and heartened by the fact that this year’s “Idol” ratings are down 10 percent. 

Since the actual vote tallies are not released to the public, exactly how many voters Stern has managed to corral is unknown.  Malakar does have his own fan base and is also being covered extensively by Indian media.

Fox has issued a statement on the matter, expressing its skepticism of Stern’s actual impact on the plurality of the vote. 

“With 30 million votes every week, and hundreds of millions of votes over the season,” the Fox statement reads, “the power of true fans of ‘American Idol’ dwarfs any attempt of people trying to gain notoriety. Despite the press coverage, these campaigns don’t affect who moves forward in the competition.”

In private, though, Fox execs’ fingers must be crossed that Malakar is booted sooner rather than later.

John Travolta’s Global Warming Lecture

In Celebrities, Culture, Entertainment and Media, Movies, News and politics, Politics on March 30, 2007 at 11:38 am

John Travolta preached to Brits, asking them to “do their bit” to reduce global warming, while admitting “I fly jets,” according to the London Evening Standard.

He talked about using “alternative methods of fuel” to help the environment. 

The former Vinnie Barbarino owns five jets and his own private runway. During the last year he flew 30,000 miles and produced an estimated 800 tons of carbon emissions.

Perhaps drawing on his religion, Scientology, Travolta said that the solution to global warming could be found in outer space.

Hollywood Heavyweight Phil Spector on Trial

In Celebrities, Celebrity Crime, Celebrity News, Entertainment and Media, Music on March 20, 2007 at 4:45 pm

Expect the courtroom to be standing room only when the press of the world crowd in to report on the murder trial of legendary record producer Phil Spector.

Spector is accused of killing movie actress Lana Clarkson.

Jury selection begins this week for those who will decide whether on Feb. 3, 2003, the reclusive Spector murdered Clarkson after bringing her from the House of Blues to his home.

Spector gained fame in the 1960s for his “wall of sound” recordings. He has written such rock classics as “Da Doo Ron Ron,” “Be My Baby” and “You’ve Lost that Lovin’ Feeling.” He also produced the Beatles’s “Let It Be” album and George Harrison’s “Concert for Bangladesh.”

Clarkson acted in Roger Corman’s cult film “Barbarian Queen.” She was working as a hostess at the House of Blues when she was spotted by Spector.

Spector’s chauffeur, Adriano De Souza, told a grand jury that Spector had said, “ I think I killed somebody,” and that Spector had emerged from his home with blood on his hands holding a gun.

The court battle will center on the question of who pulled the trigger. The coroner’s office noted that Clarkson had gunshot residue on both of her hands and may have pulled the trigger.

A slew of forensic scholars is expected to demonstrate expertise in front of the jury.

Spector has pleaded not guilty and has remained free on $1 million bail since being arrested after the shooting. If convicted, he faces life in prison.

Evidently, Superior Court Judge Larry Paul Fidler didn’t learn much from the O.J. debacle. He has decided to let the trial be televised.

Tables Turned on Michael Moore

In Celebrities, Entertainment Business, Entertainment and Media, News and politics, Politics, Social and Politics on March 19, 2007 at 7:24 am

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Filmmakers Debbie Melnyck and Rick Caine set out to film a biography of someone they truly admired.

However, while producing “Manufacturing Dissent,” the two made a discovery that their hero, Michael Moore, was far from the person, or for that matter the professional that they had imagined.

During their movie making experience, Melnyck and Caine learned about Moore’s fabricated persona; in particular that he did not grow up in working class Flint, Michigan, but in Davison, a wealthy nearby suburb.

They discovered that Moore was not removed as editor of Mother Jones for political reasons as he has claimed, but was fired for bad editing. They learned that Moore shot footage of himself and interspersed it with other events to imply things that never actually happened (such as Moore asking Roger Smith, former CEO of General Motors, a question at a shareholders’ meeting).

The most devastating information unearthed, though, is that Moore actually did speak with then-GM chairman Roger Smith, whose supposed evasion is the central premise of “Roger & Me,” but withheld the footage from the film. (Premiere previously reported this but “Manufacturing Dissent” actually displays footage of Moore interviewing Smith.)

Other well-known documentary filmmakers such as Errol Morris (“The Fog of War”) express disdain in the film for Moore’s documentary style.

By evading interviews with the filmmakers, Moore and his staff behave like the corporate targets that Moore despises. At one event, the filmmakers’ soundboard is unplugged while other reporters are allowed to tape. At another event, a staffer kicks the filmmakers out of an arena and throws their camera to the ground.

An indication that the makers of “Manufacturing Dissent” have had a serious change of heart about Moore is revealed in the tagline used to market the film. It reads: “Michael Moore doesn’t like documentaries. That’s why he doesn’t make them.” A slogan that appears on movie posters also conveys their dampened sentiments: “It’s Never Been so Hard to Get Michael Moore in Front of the Camera.”

Because the criticism of Moore comes from self-described “progressive liberals,” who were originally motivated by their admiration for Moore before they reluctantly concluded that he was not what he appeared to be, the mainstream press are actually treating the film differently than similar polemic material from the Right.

Here is a sampling of some recent mainstream media takes:

- “Balanced documentary lifts lid on Michael Moore,” Reuters

- “Filmmakers question Michael Moore’s tactics,” A.P.

- “An intelligent, provocative and, arguably, even necessary examination of the phenomenon of Michael Moore — the man, his movies and his methods…,” Variety

Moore’s talent has been to bring humor, a brisk pace and controversy to the documentary genre. “Manufacturing Dissent” demonstrates that Moore also brings fabrication.

Maybe now there will be more skepticism about Moore from left-of-center folks who in the past refused to question his work.

Hollywood Nation Spotlight: Valerie Plame

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Politics on March 18, 2007 at 6:48 pm

Liberal dream girl Valerie Plame was a recent witness in a staged Capitol Hill production put on by Democratic Bush haters. 

The sometimes spy acknowledged things that were already known, like the fact that she and hubby Joe Wilson are die-hard Dems.

Interestingly, the former ambassador’s wife was never asked about the central issue of the investigation that claimed “Scooter” Libby for a collateral offense. Plame was not specifically asked whether her status was, in fact, covert, within the meaning of the Intelligence Identities Protection Act. 

Plame predictably claimed that her work was covert despite the fact that she was listed under Wilson’s listing in “Who’s Who in America.” Using the phrase “I’m not a lawyer,” Plame described her work status without reference to the statute.

As Bill Gertz reported, Plame’s cover was actually exposed by a Russian spy in the 1990s.  The CIA had sent classified documents to the Swiss embassy in Havana where Cubans got a hold of Plame’s name.  

Criminal lawyers in D.C. know that if Plame’s job fell within the parameters of the statute, eager-beaver special prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald would have made a beeline to indict the guy he knew had revealed Plame as Wilson’s wife, then-Deputy Secretary of State Richard Armitage.

The truth is, there is nothing covert about Plame and Wilson. They have sought publicity and money ever since they became cause celebs of the Left.

Keeping themselves overtly in the public eye, they posed for the cover of Vanity Fair, negotiated book deals and a Hollywood production contract, and became multimillionaires.

Leo DiCaprio in Production on Global Warming Flick

In Celebrities, Culture, Entertainment and Media, Movies, News and politics, Politics, Star Celebrity Gossip!, entertainment, gossip on March 14, 2007 at 8:19 am


Leonardo DiCaprio gazed on as the Academy showered affection on Al Gore as he accepted an Oscar for his global warming lecture.

Now DiCaprio is in production on his personally penned documentary on the same gaseous subject.

Global warming is not only the number one environmental challenge we face today, but one of the most important issues facing all of humanity,” DiCaprio elucidated.

The movie will be released in late 2007.

With the alarmist title “11th Hour,” the flick will examine the global environment and like Gore’s flick will present solutions to the eco-problems of the world.

I wonder if solutions will include buying phony carbon offsets like Gore and Hollywood entertainment companies do.

Tim Robbins’s Left-wing Activism Pays Off

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, News and politics, Politics, gossip on March 12, 2007 at 9:27 am

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Despite his infamous “chill wind” speech in which actor-activist Tim Robbins claimed his free expression was being stifled, he is now acknowledging that his left-wing activism has actually helped his career.

Taking positions against President Bush has created opportunities for Robbins, the Post-Chronicle reports.

“I really don’t think that expressing my opinions has harmed my career,” Robbins acknowledged. “Although many people would like you to think that.”

Robbins even bought up the name of now-departed filmmaker who gave him roles because of his activism.

“And you can be sure that I’d have never got to work with someone like Robert Altman if I hadn’t expressed my opinions,” Robbins revealed.

Tom Cruise and Sumner Redstone Friends Again?

In Celebrities, Culture, Entertainment Business, Hollywood on March 6, 2007 at 9:44 am

Evidently, Viacom chairman Sumner Redstone wants to be Tom Cruise’s bud again.

A while back Redstone publicly severed the business ties between Cruise and Viacom-owned Paramount Pictures, citing the actor’s eccentric behavior and Scientology-based feud with Brooke Shields. 

Cruise has since taken the position of heading well-known Hollywood studio brand United Artists.

 The two former pals reportedly haven’t spoken since the falling out.

 But Redstone recently told People magazine “he [Cruise] was a great friend,” adding that he looked “forward to being his friend again.”

Redstone even attempted to downplay Cruise’s embarrassing eviction from the Paramount lot. “What happened was, I just gave an interview to The Wall Street Journal. In the course of it, they asked me what was going on. I said, ‘You know, he would no longer be in the lot,’” Redstone stated.

 “They treated that like I was firing him. I didn’t fire him! I had nothing to do with it. But they treated it explosively. And I didn’t like it,” Redstone said. 

Valerie Plame Flick on the Hollywood Docket

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, Politics on March 5, 2007 at 8:34 pm

Warner Bros. has acquired the life rights of ex-CIA agent Valerie Plame and husband Joseph Wilson.

 The studio is reportedly developing a movie that will tell the story of Plame’s supposed outing.

Plame’s upcoming book “Fair Game,” for which Simon & Schuster reportedly paid Plame an advance in the neighborhood of $2.5 million, will be the basis for the feature. 

Akiva Goldsman and Jerry and Janet Zucker will co-produce the flick. (The Zuckers got to know Plame and Wilson because of their common interest in embryonic stem cell research, a.k.a. cloning.)

There’s one glitch that may give Plame and her Hollywood friends a headache. Before her work can be published or made public in a film, the CIA has to approve.

 Hope the CIA opts to preserve Valerie and Joe’s privacy and nixes both projects.

TV Land’s New Pitchman – Bill Clinton

In Celebrities, Culture, Politics on March 5, 2007 at 1:30 pm

Bill Clinton was hired as a pitchman for the TV Land cable network. The ex-prez and current Hillary campaign advisor is slated to speak at an event in March to unveil new programs for the family friendly network.

‘Titantic’ Producer Tries to Sink Christianity

In Celebrities, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, Movies, entertainment on March 1, 2007 at 8:06 pm


 It seems director James Cameron has done his best Dan Brown imitation and produced a documentary that once again slams the Christian faith. 

Working together with Canadian-based filmmaker Simcha Jacobovici, Cameron has made a film about an archeological site in the Holy Land that is supposed to contain the body of Jesus.

The film also throws in the same Dan Brown assertion that Christ was married (albeit to a woman other than Mary Magdalene). 

As is typical of Hollywood filmmakers these days, Cameron apparently refused to bother with those pesky little things called facts. 

Bar-Ilan University Professor Amos Kloner, an archeologist who originally worked at the site, has dismissed the claims as “nonsense.” 

“There is no likelihood that Jesus and his relatives had a family tomb,” Kloner told the German Press Agency, DPA. “They were a Galilee family with no ties in Jerusalem. The Talpiot tomb belonged to a middle-class family from the 1st century CE.”

Leo DiCaprio to Film Enron Movie

In Celebrities, Culture, Politics, celebrity on February 25, 2007 at 10:03 am

Leonardo DiCaprio seems to be taking a political turn in his acting career. 

After watching George Clooney take home one of those little golden statues and being a nominee for an Oscar this year for the politically correct “Blood Diamond,” DiCaprio’s next film deals with a subject sure to please the Left.

The new flick will focus on the favorite business saga, the story how the energy company Enron went bust.  Of course the movie will spotlight the company’s donations to the Bush campaign.

  Take a wild guess when this film titled “Conspiracy of Fools” is likely to come to a theater near you? Yep, just in time for the general presidential election and also in time to give a boost to the Democratic nominee, whoever she may be.

The Media’s Mormon Fixation

In Celebrities, Entertainment and Media, News and politics, Politics on February 15, 2007 at 9:31 am

What’s the deal with the mainstream media?

These days they seem to be infatuated with two subjects: Anna Nicole Smith and Mormons.

Their questions come in headlines and TV segment titles:

“Are you a Mormon?”

“Would you vote for a Mormon?”

“Would you date a Mormon?”

Why is there suddenly with such a negative subtext a focus on a person’s religious convictions?

Didn’t the same mainstream media force-feed us the idea that Congressman Keith Ellison’s Muslim religion should be of no concern?

And if the Minnesota representative wanted to use a Quran instead of a Bible to be sworn in, that was his business. And that his faith was in no way going to interfere with his ability to carry out his duties or ably serve his constituents.

Apparently, for the mainstream media, the same principles do not apply to Mormons.

Could it have something to do with Mormon voting patterns? After all, it’s about as common to find a Mormon who doesn’t vote Republican as it is to find a “Dennis Kucinich for President” button.

I guess in the eyes of a typical reporter, who can’t imagine voting for anyone other than a Democrat unless the person hails from the Socialist Workers Party, Mormons aren’t particularly progressive.

Even the godless New York Times has gotten into theological commentating. Now here’s a headline for you: “Mormon Candidate Braces for Religion as Issue.”

What’s next? Will we see the “man on the street reporter” asking folks, “Whose statues are cooler, Catholics or Mormons?”

Personally, I think we need to show more religious tolerance. Let’s agree to accept the idea that someone can hold high office in this country and be of the same religion as Donnie and Marie.

This narrow-minded coverage has got to stop so our Mormon Majority Leader Harry Reid can do his job in peace.

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Jihad Jane

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, News and politics, Politics, Social and Politics on January 30, 2007 at 11:55 am


Tinseltown’s anti-war activists are emboldened thanks to the election results and recent polls.   

Celebrity rabble-rousers are coming out to announce to the nation that they were right all along about the war in Iraq. They’ve even enlisted someone who has a knack for giving aid and comfort to the enemy.

Standing at a recent rally in Washington, D.C, positioned near a memorial for the United States Navy and appearing alongside Rev. Jesse Jackson, Sean Penn, Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins, was none other than Jane Fonda. 

Fonda declared, “I haven’t spoken at an anti-war rally in 34 years because of lies about me that were used to hurt the anti-war movement.”

She added that “silence is no longer an option” and thanked the crowd for standing up to a “mean-spirited, vengeful administration.” 

During the Vietnam War, Fonda earned the moniker Hanoi Jane. She publicly proclaimed that American POWs were being treated just fine when they were actually being brutally beaten and tortured.

Many soldiers, sailors and marines have contempt for Fonda and are steadfast in holding her accountable for her past and present rhetoric and behavior.  

Pizza aficionado and reporter dude Sean Penn sees things differently. “She’s a high-profile, outspoken American,” Penn explained. “She’s one more voting American with a conscience who is against this war.”

Nancy Pelosi dreamer Rep. Maxine Waters warned, “Those people who would try to undermine her [Fonda’s] credibility will fail. We welcome her back to the peace community.”

“Hound Dog” and Dakota Fanning

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment and Media on January 23, 2007 at 12:09 pm

I hear the rape secene may have been edited down to make it less graphic. The producers are trying to make the film seem noble by claiming to raise awareness and provide toll free phone numbers for rape victims. This misses the primary point that for millions of kids, Dakota is one of them and a symbol of innocence.

It isn’t merely Dakota’s psyche we are concerned with here.

It is irresponsible to place any child in the position to deal with the emotions of a rape victim, but it is also irresponsible to use the notoriety of the most famous 12 year old of our time to get publicity for a movie and it’s tragic to justify this mindless choice as a way to win an Oscar.

Oscar Loves Dreamgirls, But Not for Best Pic

In Academy Awards, Celebrities, Celebrity News, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, Movies, Movies & Entertainment, Oscars on January 23, 2007 at 7:28 am

 

Although “Dreamgirls” got the most noms (8) the musical was left out of the Best Picture category.

“Babel,” “The Departed,” “Letters from Iwo Jima,” “Little Miss Sunshine” and “The Queen” were nominated for every Hollywood producer’s dream award for the 2007 version of the Academy Awards.

Even after snagging a Golden Globe, the academy snubbed the Motown muscial.

The surprise flick of the awards season has to be the indy phenom, “Little Miss Sunshine,” which received an impressive four major noms: supporting actor, supporting actress, screenplay and picture. The comedy is now in position to be this year’s “Crash.”

The questions on everyone’s lips are, “Will Al Gore accept the Best Documentary award for “An Inconvenient Truth” and “What will he do when the music starts playing.?”
The 79th Annual Academy Awards are scheduled to be presented Feb. 25. Ellen DeGeneres will host the ABC telecast.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s Homespun Holiday

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, Movies & Entertainment, Social and Politics, gossip on January 10, 2007 at 9:13 am


Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s recent vacation stands in stark contrast to the impoverished third-world countries they’ve been championing of late.

The power couple reportedly arrived at the 170-acre Caneel Bay resort in the Caribbean “with 97 pieces of luggage and a whole entourage,” a source told the New York Post.

Angelina, Brad, the kids, nannies and staff were apparently ensconced in a five-bedroom, $8,000-a-night beachfront villa that was once the private get away of Laurance Rockefeller, the developer of the Virgin Islands destination.

Now Jolie is blasting Madonna for what she calls an illegal adoption.

In an interview with Gala, a French magazine, Jolie said, “Madonna knew the situation in Malawi, where he [Baby David]was born. It’s a country where there is no real legal framework for adoption.”

The “Tomb Raider” star added, “Personally, I prefer to stay on the right side of the law. I would never take a child away from a place where adoption is illegal.”

Wonder who the public will side with–the Pop Royal or the African Queen.

Al Gore Gets the Lindsay Lohan Brush-off

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, Movies, Movies & Entertainment, News and politics, Politics, Social and Politics, celebrity, entertainment, gossip on January 9, 2007 at 7:20 pm

 

Last month Lindsay Lohan met former veep and Oscar contender Al Gore at a posh Beverly Hills event.

A short time later Lohan reportedly sent a typo-riddled e-mail to her friends and attorneys indicating that she was seeking help with her image from the much-ballyhooed Alpha-male.                 

“Al Gore will help me. He came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me. If he is willing to help me, let’s find out,” the e-mail read.

A Gore rep told “Access Hollywood,” “I can confirm for you that Mr. Gore has only met Ms. Lohan once, very briefly, at the GQ Men of the Year dinner last week. There were hundreds of other guests.”

However, apparently after promising she’d be there, Lohan blew off a personal invitation to an event that the inventor of the Internet was hosting.

Gore, a regular now on the Hollywood scene, hosted a December 2006 Tinseltown event called “Seeds of Tolerance,” which honored liberal documentary filmmakers.

The Left Coast Report guesses that now that Lohan has dissed the nation’s top pseudo-scientist, she’ll have to rely on the unadorned advice of Britney Spears.

Madonna Accused of Bribing Adoption Official

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, Movies, Movies & Entertainment, Music, News and politics, Social and Politics, Star Celebrity Gossip!, celebrity, entertainment, gossip on January 8, 2007 at 8:20 am

Suspicions surrounding the Malawian baby adoption of Madonna are being fueled further by reports that a government official who was working for the ministry that handled the case is now living and going to school in Britain on the pop singer’s dime.

Four months before she was granted temporary custody of Baby David, according to the London Daily Mail, Madonna reportedly committed to pay for Willard Manjolo’s living expenses and tuition fees, which were thought to be about 39,000 U.S. dollars.

Manjolo started college at Swansea University a month before Madonna left Malawi with her new baby boy.

Justin Dzodzi, a prominent attorney in the impoverished African nation, has gone on record as saying that Madonna’s financial support of Manjolo “could be construed as payment for the adoption.”

Dzodzi is among those who seek to challenge the adoption in court. Purportedly, he fully intends to bring these new facts to the attention of the Malawian judges.

“The entire circumstances surrounding the case need to be re-examined and this latest disclosure is something we would wish to bring before the courts,” Dzodzi said.

As for Manjolo, he claims that he was not involved in the adoption process and has never met the singer.

“It is unfortunate if people use their wealth to manipulate events, but I don’t think it happened in this case. Her application was considered on merit,” Manjolo said.

Hey Madonna, How About Some Help for These Guys!

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, Movies, Movies & Entertainment, Music, News and politics, Politics, Social and Politics, Star Celebrity Gossip!, celebrity, entertainment, gossip on November 30, 2006 at 5:02 pm

A recent comment:

“My name is Rev. Dr. Mercy Wood; I am a co-Founder of Wood World Missions

Wood World Missions is a Christian Non- profit, charity missions Ministry worldwide. Based in the UK. We don’t only preach the word but demonstrate it with practical support to the poor and needy. For the last 13yrs we have been assisting many needy people with our own funds, until 2000 when we officially registered with Charity Commission. Registration No: 108400.
I have been going to Malawi for the last 3yrs helping orphans in the north of Malawi. We have donated a clean water for a village of 200. Build centres for pre school for the orphans, etc.

I have been trying to build a free primary school which will take care for the orphans.
I was trying to raise £7,500 to complete a whole primary school + play area, this is proven difficulties.
There are many Orphans, who have no one at all.
So far we have about 120 orphans living in different villages which we care for.

Hope we get help.”

www.woodworldmissions.org

Gloria Allred’s Got a Brand New Target

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, News and politics, Politics, Star Celebrity Gossip!, celebrity, entertainment, gossip on November 30, 2006 at 4:58 pm

Gloria Allred always seems to be attached to a highly publicized news story.

Knowing that there are no genuine lawsuit possibilities raised by the facts of this case, Allred has come up with a creative way to seek money for the two men who were directly insulted by Michael Richards’ racist outburst.

Allred has insisted to the media that Cosmo Kramer’s alter ego meet with her clients, Frank McBride and Kyle Doss, in front of a retired judge to apologize and allow the judge to decide on compensation.

Allred claims that concerning her clients, Richards “went after them,” “singled them out,” “taunted them,” and “did it in a closed room where they were captive.”

Anyone held captive in today’s comedy club’s deserves some big bucks.

Maybe this lawsuit should be called a crass action.

Glen Beck Clicks and Kicks

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment and Media, News and politics, Politics, Social and Politics, Trackback, celebrity, entertainment, gossip on November 20, 2006 at 8:52 pm

CNN Headline News has finally gotten some traction in the ratings with Glen Beck’s expose of the radical strain of Isalm. It’s outlined on Samantha Burns site.

A.P.: Colombian rebels want Denzel Washington, Oliver Stone, Michael Moore to help negotiate with government

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, Movies, Movies & Entertainment, News and politics, Politics, Social and Politics, Star Celebrity Gossip!, celebrity, entertainment, gossip on November 10, 2006 at 12:48 pm

Marcia Cross Wants Her Trash Back

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, Movies, Movies & Entertainment, Star Celebrity Gossip!, celebrity, entertainment, gossip on November 8, 2006 at 6:31 pm

Celebrities have to be careful about what they discard.

“Collectors” routinely search through dumpsters of the famous, hoping to find some treasures among the trash.

“Desperate Housewives”’s Marcia Cross is desperate to have her trash remover return some pictures to her that she had placed in the round file.

A man who was hired to haul away some refuse reportedly found over 200 pictures of Cross, some of which captured the actress enjoying an outdoor shower.

The actress’s attorneys are threatening to file a lawsuit. They’ve indicated that Cross tossed the photos by mistake.

But an agent for the trash collector is asserting the venerable legal doctrine of “Finders Keepers.”

Cross recently got married and is pregnant with twins.

‘Borat’ Confounds Hollywood Experts

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, Movies, Movies & Entertainment, Star Celebrity Gossip!, celebrity, entertainment, gossip on November 6, 2006 at 9:18 am

 

 

As Sacha Baron Cohen’s Kazakhstani alter ego Borat would say, “My movie is bringing glorious takings of much American dollars at box office.”

 

According to the studio estimates of 20th Century Fox, “Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan” took in $26.4 million during its opening weekend, mystifying experts and beating the highly favored Disney flick “The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause,” which stars Tim Allen.

 

“Santa Clause” ended up in second place with a $20 million take.

 

Another film that was supposed to beat “Borat” is Paramount-DreamWorks’ animated comedy “Flushed Away,” which features the voices of Hugh Jackman and Kate Winslet, but the movie landed in the number three spot with $19.1 million.

 

Theaters were jam-packed with “Borat” fans because “Borat” was released in only 837 theaters, a reflection of execs’ low expectations for the comedy. 

In stark contrast “Santa Clause” and “Flushed Away” were on 3,458 screens and 3,707 screens, respectively. 

“Borat” averaged $31,511 per theater while “Santa” and “Flushed” averaged less than $6000 per screen.

Needless to say, Fox plans on increasing the number of “Borat” screens ASAP.

 

Why the success for the highly satirical comedy? 

 

The Internet has been buzzing with feedback on the flick with most of the comments indicating that throughout the movie audiences were in hysterics.

Disney Sticks with Mel Gibson

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, Movies, Movies & Entertainment, Star Celebrity Gossip!, celebrity, entertainment, gossip on November 5, 2006 at 4:26 pm

Disney Sticks with Mel Gibson

The Walt Disney Company has indicated its firm support for Mel Gibson’s upcoming epic, “Apocalypto.”

Disney execs undoubtedly saw what I did when viewing the movie, which Gibson co-wrote, produced and directed.

It’s a highly entertaining film that’s part “Road Warrior,” part “Braveheart,” with a highly original setting and story.

The movie will have audience appeal, particularly in the coveted 18 to 25 age group.

The suits at Disney see the potential of “Apocalypto” overcoming the recent coverage of the DUI charge and anti-Semitic remarks, which Gibson apologized for and explained on ABC’s “Good Morning America.”

Disney spokesman Dennis Rice told Reuters, “If it’s a good movie, people are going to see it. … One of the great things about Mel Gibson is that he is a great filmmaker and he has a proven track record.”

Paul Dergarabedian, president of Exhibitor Relations for Disney, acknowledged that controversy will be a factor in marketing the Gibson film.

“I don’t know how that cannot be a factor,” Dergarabedian said. “His personality has come into play … but if it’s a good movie that will hold it in good stead.”

Celebrity War in Missouri

In Blogroll, Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment and Media, celebrity, entertainment on October 25, 2006 at 9:35 am

Michael J. Fox can’t shill for big biotech without being opposed this time….

Chris Matthews to Be ‘Miss America’ Judge

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, News and politics, Politics, Social and Politics, Star Celebrity Gossip!, entertainment on October 23, 2006 at 11:00 am

Cable hosts are displaying their versatility.  

CNN’s “360” host Anderson Cooper previously starred on “The Mole.” MSNBC’s “Tucker” host Tucker Carlson recently boogied down on “Dancing with the Stars.”

Now MSNBC’s hyperventilating “Hardball” host Chris Matthews will reportedly have a judging role in one of the nation’s most renowned beauty pageants. 

Matthews will have to ask the really tough questions in the assignment he’s reportedly accepted.

In January 2007 he will scrutinize contestants as they vie to become Miss America. 

Matthews, who also recently appeared in Robin Williams’ film “Man of the Year,” is one of six judges who have been hired by the Miss America Organization to help decide which woman will wear the crown. 

Matthews will be seated alongside choreographer Debbie Allen, actress Delta Burke and Miss America 1981 Susan Powell.

Christian Dad Not Told Truth about Madonna

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, Movies & Entertainment, Music, News and politics, Politics, Social and Politics, Star Celebrity Gossip!, entertainment on October 17, 2006 at 8:05 am

Dressed in dirt-stained pants and a black denim jacket, a 31-year-old man waited at the High Court in Lilongwe, the capital of Malawi, to meet the woman who would take his baby son away.

 

Yohane Banda had previously suffered the loss of his 28-year-old wife, Marita, a week after little David was born.

 

The baby was reportedly offered up for adoption without his father’s knowledge. David’s photo, along with pictures of 12 other “suitable” male infants, had been e-mailed to famed pop princess Madonna.

It is clear from Yohane’s statements that he was unaware of the famous celebrity who wished to become his son’s mother. In an interview with the London Daily Mail, Yohane explained that September 30, 2006 was the first time the idea of adoption had been brought to his attention. Two officials from Malawi’s Ministry of Gender and Child Welfare had come to his village to tell him that “a white foreigner had seen a picture of David and liked him very much.”

 

Yohane is a committed Christian. When his wife was alive they sang together in the local church choir.

 

Yohane was unfamiliar with Madonna’s music, image and, more importantly, her Kabbalah faith. Instead he was told that she was “a very nice Christian lady,” a description that is grossly inconsistent with a performance segment of Madonna’s concert tour in which she dons a crown of thorns and “crucifies” herself on stage.

 

Told that the wealthy white lady offered a better life for his son, Yohane explained, “At first I wasn’t very sure. I asked if it meant that I would never see him again. They said I would be sent pictures and when David was older he would be able to visit the village. My family and I agreed that this was a very good opportunity for David to get an education and grow up healthy.”

 

Adding to his misfortune, Yohane is illiterate. He was unable to read the nine-page document delivered by retired minister Reverend Thompson Chipeta, which was written in English and granted permission for the adoption. Chipeta manages the Home Of Hope Orphan Care Centre in a nearby town.

 

David had been in the orphanage since his mother passed away. Yohane’s hope was that one day his son would return to live at home.

 

“I was scared he would die like my other children so I took him where he could be looked after properly. I felt very sore in my heart, but I could think of no other way,” Yohane said.

 

For the past nine months Yohane has routinely ridden his bicycle 25 miles to see his only surviving offspring. “I wanted him to know that I was his father, that I love him very much. He is my only child still living and I think of him as a gift from God.”

 

“He will always be in my heart. I hate to see him leave Malawi but I have come to accept the loss,” Yohane said.

 

Sources told the Mail that after landing in Malawi Madonna rushed to see her chosen one. She immediately moved David and his nanny into a private room. She reportedly said that he had lovely hair and skin. “Oh he’s beautiful I just adore him,” Madonna said.

 

The emphasis on the baby’s looks was reflected in the material girl’s statements to Yohane when she finally met the baby’s father at the courthouse.

 

“Your son is very beautiful and he makes me very happy. I promise to take very good care of him,” Madonna told Yohane.

 

Generally, under Malawian law, non-residents are prohibited from adopting. In a move that suggests celebrity preferential treatment, Malawi’s High Court issued a ruling that allowed Madonna and filmmaker husband Guy Ritchie to take custody of the baby.

 

Yohane’s family members have written a letter to the orphanage requesting that David not be taken out of the country by a “rich white donor” and that he be raised with a knowledge of Malawian culture.

 

Madonna has not yet visited the one-year-old’s homeland village.

 

On behalf of dozens of non-governmental organizations, Eye of the Child, a child advocacy group in Malawi, has gone as far as filing the necessary papers to seek an injunction to stop Madonna from adopting the boy.

 

Serious questions about the adoption deserve a response, if merely on a human level.

 

-Knowing that David’s father is a committed Christian, why wasn’t Madonna’s commitment to the Kabbalah faith disclosed to him?

 

-Could not Madonna have chosen to adopt one of the hundreds of thousands of other parentless infants throughout the world who await a loving home?

 

-Is it in good conscience to separate a child from his natural father when within your means you have the ability to provide the resources that would allow the infant to remain with his father?

 

-What is in the best interest of Baby David and what action would be more truly born of love?

 

Tax the Celebrity Rich

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, Music, News and politics, Politics, entertainment on October 9, 2006 at 9:02 am

We’re all familiar with the Democrat mantra “Tax the Rich.”

Perhaps the time has come to adopt a new slogan, “Tax the Celebrity Rich.”

If put into motion, the tax plan could raise a lot of dough and possibly even reform some really bad behavior.

Let’s take a look at the way some of Hollywood’s Most Pampered have recently been conducting themselves in public.

After warming up with a nasty Nicole Richie co-star feud, Paris Hilton apparently revealed some Tanya Harding tendencies at a posh Hollywood nightspot.

“The Simple Life” actress reportedly got into a physical altercation with former Playboy Playmate and “Dancing With the Stars” contestant Shanna Moakler.

According to the hamburger-hawking Hilton, Moakler insulted her and then punched her in the mouth.

But Moakler claimed that she was actually shoved into the heiress and that Hilton’s ex, Stavros Niarchos, twisted her wrists and then proceeded to use her body as a shot glass, dousing her with a drink.

Recently, on two separate occasions, Avril Lavigne expressed her dissatisfaction with celebrity photojournalists by spitting on them.

The most recent incident occurred as Lavigne was leaving a celebrity hangout and a paparazzo tried to get some pics.

Beckoning one of the photographers, Lavigne reportedly said, “Hey f*****, come here,” and then spat on him.

The rock singer has apologized for offending her fans but not for offending the photographers at which she hurled lugies.

Earlier in the year, Brandon Davis, grandson and presumed heir to oil magnate Marvin Davis and then-pal of Paris Hilton, rattled off a laundry list of invectives at actress Lindsay Lohan, another one of Hilton’s bicker mates. The potty-mouthed patter was caught on camera.

After he finished smearing Lohan, who had been publicly feuding with actress Hillary Duff, Davis landed a knockout punch. He whacked Lohan in the wallet.

“She’s worth about $7 million, which means she’s really poor,” Davis said.

A propriety vacuum exists, in part, because of the manner in which current tabloid faves are covered by the press. Celebs who act the most reprehensible get the most attention from the entertainment media, thereby encouraging more of the rotten behavior.

You have to admit, the behavior is very taxing. So why not assess it for some needed revenue?

A nice hefty tax bill might be just the solution for modifying the impudent and ill-mannered behavior of our errant celebrity youth.

Bono, U2 and Supply Side Economics

In Celebrities, Culture, Hollywood, Music, News and politics, entertainment on September 17, 2006 at 12:21 pm

Bono has just taught the world a lesson.

With all the press attention given to the U2 lead singer’s humanitarian lobbying efforts to fight poverty and disease in the Third World, you might think his global instruction was about altruism.

Not this time. Instead by his actions Bono has revealed what he really feels about taxes. He has also demonstrated how dramatically one’s behavior can be affected when the issue becomes personal.

The rocker and his U2 band have moved their business empire from Ireland to Holland to avoid paying the new high tax rates, which have been imposed by the Irish government on music royalties.

If Bono, whose estimated worth is said to be in excess of $700 million dollars, wants to save on his tax bill, that’s understandable. The problem is that this is the same guy who has consistently urged the U.S. government to use its own citizen’s tax dollars to finance other nation’s social programs and forgive Third World countries’ debts.

Typically, when money from the United States has been doled out in the past to developing nations, the track record of appropriate application has been appalling, with the exception of some minute amounts of money that have actually been used to accomplish original objectives. In some cases, corrupt dictators have actually robbed the charity piggy banks and/or squandered their contents.

In an interview with the UK Daily Mirror, British television talk show host Graham Norton launched a harangue against the Irish rocker for his apparent hypocrisy.

“People like Bono really annoy me,” Norton said. “He goes to hell and back to avoid paying tax. He has a special accountant. He works out Irish tax loopholes. And then he’s asking me to buy a well for an African village.”

Norton has his own hefty tax bill to pay, thanks to a new multimillion-dollar deal he just signed with the BBC. He has a couple of suggestions for projects that Bono could effectuate in his own homeland.

“Tarmac the road outside your house, you tight-wad! Or pay for a school in Ireland,” Norton remarked. “I’ve never met Bono and now I probably never will. But if I do meet him I’ll ask him because I think it’s a hard thing to justify.”

Even Labor Party finance spokesperson Joan Burton chimed in. She told the Guardian, “Having listened to Bono on the necessity for the Irish government to give more money to Ireland Aid…I am surprised that U2 are not prepared to contribute to the exchequer on a fair basis along with the bulk of Irish taxpayers.”

What Bono and U2 have done is what businesses always do when faced with excessive taxes—seek jurisdictions with low, or better yet, no taxes.

Governments always need more money, and the easy answer for generating revenue is to hike tax rates. But as sure as water flows downhill, individuals, and the businesses they own, will leave the tax-hiking jurisdiction for more friendly terrain, taking their revenue right along with them.

Another Bono lesson for Ireland and other nation states: If the Emerald Isle hadn’t tinkered with its tax law, Bono, U2 and other businesses like them would still be providing jobs, opportunity and yes, revenue.