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Let Murdock Buy the WSJ

In Entertainment and Media, Media, News and politics, Politics on July 30, 2007 at 11:31 am

Has Rupert Murdock been so completely demonized over his ownership of the Fox News Channel so that a perfectly reasonble media deal?l

Left-Wing Pressures Fox News Advertisers

In Entertainment and Media, Hillary, Hollywood, Media, Politics, Television on July 29, 2007 at 10:39 pm

The fringe of the Internet Left has just launched a new campaign against the Fox News Channel.

The DailyKos, MoveOn, Campaign for America’s Future and other way-out lefty sites are asking rabid fans to determine which companies are sponsors on Fox. They then plan to launch a phone calling campaign.

These are the same groups that urged Democrat presidential candidates not to appear at any Fox sponsored debate. The candidates caved in to their demands.

The groups are purportedly trying to convince Home Depot to stop its Fox advertising, the bent-headed thinking being that the company shouldn’t be advertising on a network that in any way questions global warming.

Home Depot has a reputation for promoting environmentally friendly products.

Most of the lib anger has been directed at Fox’s Bill O’Reilly because he has exposed left-wing bloggers for their hate mongering.

MoveOn.org spokesman Adam Green’s wobbly way of cogitating was revealed when he told the Associated Press, “We’re not trying to silence anybody. Rush Limbaugh has a right to be on the air – he admits his point of view. Fox doesn’t.”

Meanwhile on the network TV front, when a popular late-night TV show celebrates an anniversary, who are left-leaning entertainment powers that be going to call to help mark the special day? Dem presidential contender Hillary Clinton, of course.

This is exactly what CBS’ “Late Show with David Letterman” has in store for viewers who tune in on August 30.

New York’s junior senator will be seated in Letterman’s guest chair, getting some free campaign promo and helping Dave observe the 14th anniversary of the show.

It just so happens that the show ranks as one of the most popular late-night programs on the air.

Consequently, it is a coveted venue for national political figures.

Late-night shows like Letterman’s, Jon Stewart’s and Jay Leno’s have become TV spots that politicians seek because of the exposure provided and scope of audience potentially reached.

Letterman is apparently quite fond of both Bill and Hill.

Hillary’s main campaign squeeze and advisor spouse Bill appeared on Letterman’s show on the first anniversary of the 9/11 attacks and was also a guest on a 2005 show to talk about his quadruple bypass.

As for Hillary, the August appearance will be her seventh.

Hollywood’s Hidden Villains

In Entertainment Business, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, Movies & Entertainment, News and politics, Politics, entertainment on July 15, 2007 at 3:42 pm

Check out this brilliant piece by Nick Cohen in The Observer:

Screens that flicker and fail to challenge

In Die Hard 4.0, a cyber-terrorist paralyses the eastern seaboard of the United States. The lights go out all over New York, roads are gridlocked and airports closed, and a panicking citizenry hears rumours of anthrax attacks.

If this sounds a touch familiar, the writers and director are careful to emphasise that resemblances to 9/11 only go so far. The criminal mastermind isn’t an Islamist, but Thomas Gabriel, a deranged computer genius. When the US government refuses to fund his research, he cries ‘one day you will be sorry you spurned me’, or words to that effect. Gabriel doesn’t have a political motive for throwing the nation into chaos. He wants to steal billions of dollars to satisfy his wounded pride, not destroy the Great Satan. Indeed, Gabriel insists to Bruce Willis that he’s a patriot of sorts who has ‘done America a favour’. If he hadn’t revealed the weaknesses in the computer defences to the authorities, ’some religious nut job’ trying to bring an apocalypse might have found them instead.

What specific types of ‘religious nut jobs’ want to bring apocalypse to the United States, the Die Hard team don’t say, and their silence is everywhere in Hollywood, and at first glance baffling.

The global mayhem since 9/11 has not affected film in America, nor television in Britain, to anything like the degree a reasonably well-informed media buff would have predicted on the day. Hollywood has produced documentaries, from Paul Greengrass’s poignant United 93, which recaptures the uprising by passengers against their hijackers, to Michael Moore’s seedy Fahrenheit 9/11, which portrays Saddam Hussein’s Iraq as a happy land of playful children and blushing lovers. But when we turn to Hollywood fiction we find that the ‘war on terror’, or whatever it is we’re meant to call it these days, has barely shown its face.

The absence is all the more perplexing because before 9/11, when there had been no serious Islamist assault on America, Middle Eastern villains were so common in films Hollywood faced plausible charges of anti-Arab racism. In Back to the Future, Executive Decision, True Lies and dozens of others, Arabs were off-the-peg bad guys. Yet after 9/11, the stereotypes weren’t fleshed out with an all-too-real psychopathic ideology, but abandoned.

Writing in the Los Angeles Times Andrew Klavan, a Hollywood screenwriter of a conservative bent, blamed liberal nervousness. ‘In order to honestly dramatise the simple truth about this existential struggle, you have to depict right-minded Americans – some of whom may be white and male and Christian – hunting down and killing dark-skinned villains of a false and wicked creed. That’s what’s happening, on a good day anyway, so that’s what you’d have to show. Movie-makers are reluctant to do that because, even though it’s the truth, on screen it might appear bigoted and jingoistic.’

Maybe, but Hollywood’s alleged political correctness was not in evidence before 9/11 and, in any case, Bruce Willis is a gung-ho American conservative, not a comrade of George Clooney. A hard-headed liberal might say that the real reason for the down-playing of the conflict is that Hollywood is a global business. American television can show Islamists in 24 and other thrillers because it sells primarily to the domestic market. Movies must sell everywhere and a world which is appalled by the second Iraq war and will not pay to see America venerated – and nor will many Americans for that matter.

I’m sure there’s truth in that argument too, but it misses how dislocating the war on terror seems when viewed from the comfort of the rich world’s democracies. From the 9/11 atrocities on, the dimmest citizens could be in no doubt that forces were swirling around the globe that would murder them without restraint. Yet after 9/11, they haven’t been murdered in significant numbers. I don’t mean any offence to the bereaved of the attacks on London and Madrid, but when set against the astonishing scale of the Iraqi massacres the casualties have been tiny. The rich world is coping with a relatively low level of violence, while all the time knowing that fantastic violence remains possible.

This leads to a frantic desire to appease and deny. To pretend we’re the ‘root cause’ of the threat or say that the it has been manipulated by cynical politicians would be natural responses in normal circumstances. After America and Britain launched the second Iraq war on the worst intelligence since the US military dismissed the possibility of a Japanese attack on Pearl Harbour, a global outbreak of wishful thinking and conspiracy theory was inevitable.

You can see this better in BBC dramas than in Hollywood films. The 2006 series of Spooks, for example, showed Islamist suicide bombers taking over the Saudi Arabian embassy. Nothing too far-fetched in that; real MI5 agents are running themselves ragged as they try to close down terror cells. The BBC’s novel twist was that its fictional MI5 agents discovered that the Islamists weren’t Islamists at all, just Mossad agents in disguise engaged in the perennial Jewish conspiracy.

Meanwhile, the actor playing Guy of Gisborne in the BBC’s reworking of Robin Hood for the 21st century explained that the old story was now about ‘the perpetuation of terror’ by the powerful. ‘It’s almost in the bad guys’ interests to keep Robin alive – like the modern situation with terrorists. Guy and the Sheriff need him as a scapegoat, to keep fear in the hearts of the people’.

I’m not sure if he meant that Robin and his Merry Men were Osama and his Merry Islamists, but the BBC certainly wanted viewers to believe that the government was the real villain, hyping up the threat to justify placing the British under the iron heel of the national security state. See through that lie, and we could relax.

The BBC’s logic is absurd when I write it out on paper but it makes psychological sense on the screen. Given the state of unrealised fear we live in, it feels reasonable in London and Hollywood to avoid provoking enemies we rarely see. Better to ignore them instead or blame them on the government or Jewish conspiracies and then, with luck, they will leave us alone, and confine their bombs to the poor world.

It would be nice if that were true.

Rod Stewart’s Profanity Peeve

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, Media, Social and Politics, live earth on July 15, 2007 at 3:10 pm

rod.jpgThere was one prominent celebrity at Al Gore’s Live Earth concerts who focused on a different kind of environmental contamination.

Veteran rocker Rod Stewart was appalled at the profane language that polluted the global festivities.

Comedian Chris Rock’s vile vernacular at the London venue necessitated U.K. TV and radio personality Jonathan Ross to issue an apology to the viewing audience.

“I listened to people effing and blinding during the Live Earth Concert last weekend and it just sounded so cheap,” Ross remarked.

The lewd, crude language prompted Stewart to promise his audience that he’ll personally pay up if he curses while performing.

“If you hear me swear on stage I’ll give you all a tenner [10 British pounds],” the legendary singer pledged.

Jennifer Aniston’s Shower Secret

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Hollywood, Politics, entertainment, live earth on July 8, 2007 at 9:22 pm

Al Gore’s earth preaching has prompted all sorts of worldly wisdom to emerge from the mouths of stars.

Jennifer Aniston offered an earth friendly pearl. She revealed her formula for safeguarding the planet’s future, which involves a special form of whole body hygiene, according to “The Green Book” by Elizabeth Rogers and Thomas Kostigen.

While taking a shower, Aniston also brushes her teeth.

“I take a three-minute shower. I even brush-wash-brush my teeth while I shower,” Aniston announced.

The actress explained how shower multitasking helps people in Africa.

“Every two minutes in the shower uses as much water as a person in Africa uses for everything in their life for a whole day.”

Perhaps next Aniston can figure out a way to include in her shower a few loads of laundry and a day’s worth of dishes.

Greenpeace Slams Live Earth

In Culture, Gore, News and politics, Politics, entertainment, global warming, religion on July 8, 2007 at 2:41 pm

Al Gore’s enviro-gelical concert campaign has received the usual criticism from Right-of-center sources, but disapproval is also coming from some unexpected places.

Matt Bellamy of the band Muse described the concert as “private jets for climate change.”

John Buckley of Carbon Footprint, an organization that helps companies reduce their carbon dioxide emissions estimated that Live Earth would produce about 74,500 tons of carbon emissions.

Greenpeace, perhaps the best known environmental activist group in the world has slammed Live Earth because automobile manufacturer DaimlerChrysler was a sponsor of the Hamburg portion of the event.

The name of the maker of one of Hollywood’s favorite rides, the Mercedes, brought Shakira, Snoop Dogg and Enrique Iglesias to the Gore-fest.

“We think the concert is good, but it’s absurd to have a company like that [DaimlerChrysler] as a sponsor,” a spokeswoman for Greenpeace Germany, Sonja Koch, told Reuters.

Greenpeace has yet to object to a sponsor of the Live Earth Web site, Chevrolet.

Live Earth is a Con – cert

In Celebrities, Celebrity Crime, Celebrity News, Gore, Hollywood, Politics, global warming, live earth on July 7, 2007 at 6:39 pm

What an event!

Led by a failed politician who doles out junk science and fails to disclose his ownership of carbon offset enterprises as he basks in the media spotlight, we are then preached to by rock stars, rap stars and actors, the repository of all wisdom.

Fergie says she’s selling her SUV and donated the proceeds “to global warming.”

Madonna performs while she invests in the biggest polluters on the planet and the whole lot of them are the most conspicuous consumers in history.

Will Al Gore’s Kid Use the Prius Defense?

In Culture, Entertainment and Media, Gore, Hollywood, News and politics, global warming, law on July 4, 2007 at 9:28 am

gore.jpg So what if Al Gore’s son was arrested on suspicion of possessing marijuana and prescription drugs after being pulled him over for speeding.

Al Gore III, 24, had his mind on the future of the earth. He was driving a Toyota PRIUS. He was doing about 100 miles per hour on the San Diego Freeway, apparently testing the hybrid car’s gas mileage.

The police found some marijuana, Xanax, Valium, Vicodin and Adderall. Gore Jr. was probably depressed over climate change.

Roseanne Barr e-Mimics Rosie O’Donnell’s ‘View’ Views

In Celebrities, Culture, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, Star Celebrity Gossip!, Television on July 2, 2007 at 7:34 am

roseanne.jpg With the vacancy on ABC’s “The View” still up for grabs, Roseanne Barr is doing her best Rosie imitation on her Web site.

Barr, whose name has been mentioned as a possible replacement for O’Donnell, has this advice for Congress: “Impeach the president and the vice president, they are traitors to America, and so are all of their supporters. Impeach! Anyone in congress who refuses to save our union from these traitors by doing nothing needs to be recalled.”

The comedienne also puts out the following pleas: “Save our troops!!! Save our schools and hospitals and jobs. Feed our hungry and poor!”

No lefty rescue roster would be complete without at least one mention of Katrina. “Save the drowning people in New Orleans!” Barr blogs.

The national anthem decimating diva fails, however, to provide any ideas on how the saving should take place.

Barr closes her post with a non-partisan wisecrack and smacks the media in the process: “Anyone who mentions Paris Hilton one more time must die!”

Natalie Portman Wants to Stop the Killing in Rwanda – Of Gorillas!

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, Rwanda, genocide on July 1, 2007 at 9:36 am

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Natalie Portman publicly used her fame to express concern for the travesty happening in Rwanda, but instead of focusing attention on the 800,000 human beings massacred in the 1994 genocide, and those who continue to be killed, she and other celebs concentrated on gorillas.

Portman joined other international celebrities at a ceremony to provide names for 23 baby mountain gorillas living in Rwanda.

According to the World Wide Fund for Nature there are only 720 mountain gorillas surviving in the wild, in parks that straddle Rwanda, Uganda and the Congo.

Don’t get me wrong I want to protect mountain gorillas from threats.

But let’s protect the humans first.