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Archive for May, 2007

Sarah Jessica Parker’s Conservative Clothing Line

In Culture, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, News and politics, Politics, celebrity, fashion on May 28, 2007 at 7:25 pm

sarah-jessica.jpg With the number of delinquent and/or jailed female pop stars on the rise, somebody had to start urging young women to quit dressing like trollops.

Well, Sarah Jessica Parker has.

The former “Sex and the City” actress is now an unofficial spokesperson for a return to modesty.

Parker has launched a new clothing line, and she is taking the opportunity to encourage folks to cover up.

Parker’s new Steve & Barry line of affordable female fashion consists of exclusively conservative attire.

“There’s not going to be any inappropriate midriff showing, regardless of your age. I really don’t care for it,” Parker passionately proclaimed to the Female First Web site.

“I feel like, as a culture, we have seen enough damage done by it. It’s provocative in a way that I just don’t feel comfortable with,” she added.

It turns out that Parker’s new line of apparel is a bargain in more ways than one.

The cost of the clothing has been held down; this despite the fact that in order to create attire that reflects the desired class and refinement, more fabric is needed.

And just think, if celebrities actually clean up their outfits and their acts, taxpayers’ jail bills may go down.

That’s “Advertainment”

In Culture, Entertainment Business, Entertainment and Media, Media, Television on May 21, 2007 at 8:44 am

When it comes to TV audience, size matters. And nowhere does it matter more than in commercials.

New stats are on their way from Nielsen Media Research that will reveal how many people are tuned in during TV ads. This has the industry scrambling to find new ways to keep eyeballs glued to the set for the latest car, clothes and Viagra commercials.

Approximately one-fifth of American households have digital video recorders (DVRs), which makes it oh-so-easy to fast forward through all those commercial spots.

ABC network has responded via an arrangement with cable companies Cox Communications, Inc. and Time Warner Cable, Inc. to stop the nasty little viewer practice.

But a more promising trend has come along, and it fits the short attention span of today’s TV watchers, whets the entertainment appetite and effectively pushes product at the same time.

I call it “advertainment.”

Some clever broadcasters have come up with a way to combine short programming with big name talent while integrating a commercial message.

For example, the Fox network recently aired a series of shorts in which the storyline centered around a taxi driver. In between commercials, viewers were treated to animated clips of a cabby named Oleg.

“It’s something that pops up that is unexpected and the viewer says, ‘What the hell is that?’ It may keep them around for a while longer,” Jon Nesvig, Fox Broadcasting’s president of sales, told the Wall Street Journal.

This fall NBC will air similar programming to that of Fox, which will feature Jerry Seinfeld. Seinfeld has reportedly taped 20 short episodes for the network, which are part entertainment and part commercial.

I predict another trend for this fall—campaign advertainment.

Picture this. The score is Bears 17, Packers 3. In pops Hillary with a Closet Palooza promo, telling everyone how pleased she is now that she has her new closet organizer with its roll-out sock drawers, built-in hamper and double pant racks.

Or smack dab in the middle of a “Heroes” episode, John Edwards arrives to give Quaker Oats a plug as a skin exfoliator.

Or as “Grey’s Anatomy”’s George and Izzie are exchanging furtive glances, in walks a cranky John McCain applying HeadOn directly to his forehead.

That’s advertainment, and it’s coming to a plasma near you.

Michael Moore’s PR Dream Come True

In Celebrity Crime, Culture, Entertainment Business, Movies, News and politics, Politics, celebrity on May 13, 2007 at 7:25 pm

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Michael Moore is ecstatic.

Premiering May 19 at the Cannes Film Festival, Moore’s new film, “Sicko,” is set to debut in U.S. theaters in June.

As if choreographed to a tee, the Bush administration has given the factually challenged filmmaker the thing that he needs the most to generate publicity—controversy.

Predictably, after the news broke about him being under investigation for a possible violation of the U.S. embargo of Cuba, Moore immediately issued an attention getter of a response, which invoked the name that has lefty mega-cyberspace bang for the buck: George Bush.

The U.S.Treasury Department is looking into Moore’s production trip to Cuba because he allegedly failed to get permission to conduct business in the Communist country.

Evidently, Moore received a form letter from the Treasury Dept. Each year the government sends out hundreds of such letters seeking additional information when sanctions violations appear to have occurred.

In characteristic propaganda-like fashion, Moore posted on his Web site an “open letter” to U.S. Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson, which took a routine and foreseeable investigation and turned it into another set of Moore’s patented Bush administration conspiracies.

“First, the Bush Administration has been aware of this matter for months (since October 2006) and never took any action until less than two weeks before SiCKO is set to premiere at the Cannes Film Festival and a little more than a month before it is scheduled to open in the United States,” Moore wrote, transparently trying to link the release of the film to the Treasury Department’s timing.

Not content with one conspiracy, Moore added another. He implied that a corporate conspiracy exists as well.

“Second, the health care and insurance industry, which is exposed in the movie and has expressed concerns about the impact of the movie on their industries, is a major corporate underwriter of President George W. Bush and the Republican Party…” Moore explained.

“For five and a half years, the Bush administration has ignored and neglected the heroes of the 9/11 community. These heroic first responders have been left to fend for themselves, without coverage and without care. I understand why the Bush administration is coming after me — I have tried to help the very people they refuse to help…,” Moore added.

He then demanded that the Bush administration call off the investigation.

Moore’s fantasy-filled “Fahrenheit 9/11” premiered at Cannes in 2004 while he sought PR using his disagreement with the Walt Disney Company. Disney decided that the film was detrimental to its brand and refused to let subsidiary Miramax release it.

Miramax owners Harvey and Bob Weinstein ended up releasing the film on their own and later left to form the Weinstein Co., which is now the distributor of “Sicko.”

Harvey Weinstein has joined in on the publicity revelry.

“The timing is amazing. You would think that we originated this. It reads like a fiction best-seller,” Weinstein told the Associated Press. “This is ‘Fahrenheit’ all over again. ‘Let’s pressure somebody.’ Last time it was Disney, this time it’s direct,” Weinstein said.

“It’s like the Bush Administration had Mickey Mouse as part of their investigative team,” Chris Lehane, a Weinstein Company consultant told Time magazine.

The Weinsteins have put David Boies on the “Sicko” case, the lawyer who lost Bush v. Gore in 2000.

It should come as no surprise that Cuba, a communist dictatorship that jails dissidents, arrests reporters and lacks free elections, is defending Moore.

Cuba described Moore as a victim of censorship. “Any resemblance to McCarthyism is no coincidence,” the Communist Party newspaper, Granma, read.

According to the Cuban paper, in investigating Moore American officials confirmed “the imperial philosophy of censorship.”

Simon Gives LaKisha the Kiss of Death

In Celebrity News, Culture, Music, Star Celebrity Gossip!, celebrity, entertainment on May 10, 2007 at 10:20 am

Will Arnold Pardon Paris? (He let Tookie Fry)

In Culture, Hollywood, Media, News and politics, celebrity, entertainment, hilton, law, paris on May 8, 2007 at 5:48 pm

OJ Kicked Out of Steak House

In Celebrity Crime, Culture, Hollywood, Media, OJ, celebrity, law on May 8, 2007 at 5:44 pm

Prison Break for Paris Hilton?

In Culture, Hollywood, Media, celebrity, gossip, hilton, law, paris on May 6, 2007 at 6:49 pm

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It looked like a red carpet event.

Outside the courthouse, cameras flashed and fans swooned.

Paris Hilton showed up 20 minutes late for her probation violation hearing, dabbing on makeup prior to waltzing in.

Evidently, Paris thought she could use the Debra LaFave defense in court; that her prominent presence in the courtroom would make the judge realize that she was far too beautiful to go to prison.

It may have worked for LaFave, but not for Hilton. Los Angeles Judge Michael Sauer, apparently unimpressed with Hilton’s celebrity status, sentenced her to 45 days in the slammer. She was ordered to report to her new accommodations on June 5.

Hilton’s home for a potential month and a half will be a cell in a Lynwood, California detention center for women. Like her fellow inmates, she’ll wear an orange jumpsuit and be confined to a 12-by-8 foot space. If she wants to primp, she’ll have to use the polished metal plate that’s provided to see her reflection.

She won’t be eating any gourmet meals either. The incarcerated heiress will get only one hot meal per day, with two other cold fowl-based ones.

TV execs are already buzzing about the potential for a “Paris in Prison” show. But the possibility still exists that she’ll escape punishment.

After an appeal is filed, Paris may be allowed to remain free on bail. Or she may follow the pattern of another celebrity.

In 2006, then “Lost” actress Michelle Rodriguez started a 60-day jail sentence for violating probation after a driving-under-the-influence arrest in Hawaii. She was released in mere hours due to an overcrowded prison situation.

Hilton’s mouthpiece, renowned celeb counsel Howard Weitzman, has indicated that he will file an appeal. His defense is his client’s fame and the two-tiered justice system it purportedly produces.

“She’s been selectively targeted in my opinion to be prosecuted because of who she is,” Weitzman said.

After hearing her fate in court, Hilton told photographers gathered outside her home, “I feel that I was treated unfairly and that the sentence is both cruel and unwanted and I don’t deserve this.”

Still, in terms of public behavior, Paris has been pushing the envelope for a long time.

The fact of the matter is she presented a real danger to the public when she was driving in an intoxicated state and was put on probation instead of jail. The court gave her conditional mercy.

When Hilton ignored the conditions of her probation, she chose jail for herself. She’s not being punished for being Paris. She’s being punished for committing a crime.

Richard Gere Apologizes for Dip Slip

In Culture, Hollywood, Movies, Politics, celebrity, entertainment on May 3, 2007 at 2:02 pm

It all started when, in front of thousands of onlookers at an AIDS function in New Delhi, India, Richard Gere grabbed Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty and took her for a lip-lock and extreme dance dip.

The public reaction to Gere’s behavior was that of outrage.

The actor didn’t respond in the normal Hollywood fashion by issuing an apology, appearing with Dr. Phil and racing to rehab.

He did, however, after the public burning of effigies of him and issuance of an arrest warrant, decide that it was a good time for him to say he was sorry.

Gere issued a statement of “sincere apology” addressed to his “dear Indian friends.” But he also held out one of his film roles as an excuse.

He said that the way he kissed Shetty was influenced by his movie “Shall We Dance.”

“My clumsy attempt at a ‘Shall We Dance’ move was a naive misread of Indian customs and I assure you nothing more.”

I believe that instead of “Shall We Dance” Gere meant to say “American Gigolo.”