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Previously Unreleased ‘Madonna’ Video

In Culture, Hollywood, celebrity, entertainment on October 27, 2006 at 7:22 am

Celebrity War in Missouri

In Blogroll, Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment and Media, celebrity, entertainment on October 25, 2006 at 9:35 am

Michael J. Fox can’t shill for big biotech without being opposed this time….

Chris Matthews to Be ‘Miss America’ Judge

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, News and politics, Politics, Social and Politics, Star Celebrity Gossip!, entertainment on October 23, 2006 at 11:00 am

Cable hosts are displaying their versatility.  

CNN’s “360” host Anderson Cooper previously starred on “The Mole.” MSNBC’s “Tucker” host Tucker Carlson recently boogied down on “Dancing with the Stars.”

Now MSNBC’s hyperventilating “Hardball” host Chris Matthews will reportedly have a judging role in one of the nation’s most renowned beauty pageants. 

Matthews will have to ask the really tough questions in the assignment he’s reportedly accepted.

In January 2007 he will scrutinize contestants as they vie to become Miss America. 

Matthews, who also recently appeared in Robin Williams’ film “Man of the Year,” is one of six judges who have been hired by the Miss America Organization to help decide which woman will wear the crown. 

Matthews will be seated alongside choreographer Debbie Allen, actress Delta Burke and Miss America 1981 Susan Powell.

Christian Dad Not Told Truth about Madonna

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, Movies & Entertainment, Music, News and politics, Politics, Social and Politics, Star Celebrity Gossip!, entertainment on October 17, 2006 at 8:05 am

Dressed in dirt-stained pants and a black denim jacket, a 31-year-old man waited at the High Court in Lilongwe, the capital of Malawi, to meet the woman who would take his baby son away.

 

Yohane Banda had previously suffered the loss of his 28-year-old wife, Marita, a week after little David was born.

 

The baby was reportedly offered up for adoption without his father’s knowledge. David’s photo, along with pictures of 12 other “suitable” male infants, had been e-mailed to famed pop princess Madonna.

It is clear from Yohane’s statements that he was unaware of the famous celebrity who wished to become his son’s mother. In an interview with the London Daily Mail, Yohane explained that September 30, 2006 was the first time the idea of adoption had been brought to his attention. Two officials from Malawi’s Ministry of Gender and Child Welfare had come to his village to tell him that “a white foreigner had seen a picture of David and liked him very much.”

 

Yohane is a committed Christian. When his wife was alive they sang together in the local church choir.

 

Yohane was unfamiliar with Madonna’s music, image and, more importantly, her Kabbalah faith. Instead he was told that she was “a very nice Christian lady,” a description that is grossly inconsistent with a performance segment of Madonna’s concert tour in which she dons a crown of thorns and “crucifies” herself on stage.

 

Told that the wealthy white lady offered a better life for his son, Yohane explained, “At first I wasn’t very sure. I asked if it meant that I would never see him again. They said I would be sent pictures and when David was older he would be able to visit the village. My family and I agreed that this was a very good opportunity for David to get an education and grow up healthy.”

 

Adding to his misfortune, Yohane is illiterate. He was unable to read the nine-page document delivered by retired minister Reverend Thompson Chipeta, which was written in English and granted permission for the adoption. Chipeta manages the Home Of Hope Orphan Care Centre in a nearby town.

 

David had been in the orphanage since his mother passed away. Yohane’s hope was that one day his son would return to live at home.

 

“I was scared he would die like my other children so I took him where he could be looked after properly. I felt very sore in my heart, but I could think of no other way,” Yohane said.

 

For the past nine months Yohane has routinely ridden his bicycle 25 miles to see his only surviving offspring. “I wanted him to know that I was his father, that I love him very much. He is my only child still living and I think of him as a gift from God.”

 

“He will always be in my heart. I hate to see him leave Malawi but I have come to accept the loss,” Yohane said.

 

Sources told the Mail that after landing in Malawi Madonna rushed to see her chosen one. She immediately moved David and his nanny into a private room. She reportedly said that he had lovely hair and skin. “Oh he’s beautiful I just adore him,” Madonna said.

 

The emphasis on the baby’s looks was reflected in the material girl’s statements to Yohane when she finally met the baby’s father at the courthouse.

 

“Your son is very beautiful and he makes me very happy. I promise to take very good care of him,” Madonna told Yohane.

 

Generally, under Malawian law, non-residents are prohibited from adopting. In a move that suggests celebrity preferential treatment, Malawi’s High Court issued a ruling that allowed Madonna and filmmaker husband Guy Ritchie to take custody of the baby.

 

Yohane’s family members have written a letter to the orphanage requesting that David not be taken out of the country by a “rich white donor” and that he be raised with a knowledge of Malawian culture.

 

Madonna has not yet visited the one-year-old’s homeland village.

 

On behalf of dozens of non-governmental organizations, Eye of the Child, a child advocacy group in Malawi, has gone as far as filing the necessary papers to seek an injunction to stop Madonna from adopting the boy.

 

Serious questions about the adoption deserve a response, if merely on a human level.

 

-Knowing that David’s father is a committed Christian, why wasn’t Madonna’s commitment to the Kabbalah faith disclosed to him?

 

-Could not Madonna have chosen to adopt one of the hundreds of thousands of other parentless infants throughout the world who await a loving home?

 

-Is it in good conscience to separate a child from his natural father when within your means you have the ability to provide the resources that would allow the infant to remain with his father?

 

-What is in the best interest of Baby David and what action would be more truly born of love?

 

Tax the Celebrity Rich

In Celebrities, Celebrity News, Culture, Entertainment and Media, Hollywood, Music, News and politics, Politics, entertainment on October 9, 2006 at 9:02 am

We’re all familiar with the Democrat mantra “Tax the Rich.”

Perhaps the time has come to adopt a new slogan, “Tax the Celebrity Rich.”

If put into motion, the tax plan could raise a lot of dough and possibly even reform some really bad behavior.

Let’s take a look at the way some of Hollywood’s Most Pampered have recently been conducting themselves in public.

After warming up with a nasty Nicole Richie co-star feud, Paris Hilton apparently revealed some Tanya Harding tendencies at a posh Hollywood nightspot.

“The Simple Life” actress reportedly got into a physical altercation with former Playboy Playmate and “Dancing With the Stars” contestant Shanna Moakler.

According to the hamburger-hawking Hilton, Moakler insulted her and then punched her in the mouth.

But Moakler claimed that she was actually shoved into the heiress and that Hilton’s ex, Stavros Niarchos, twisted her wrists and then proceeded to use her body as a shot glass, dousing her with a drink.

Recently, on two separate occasions, Avril Lavigne expressed her dissatisfaction with celebrity photojournalists by spitting on them.

The most recent incident occurred as Lavigne was leaving a celebrity hangout and a paparazzo tried to get some pics.

Beckoning one of the photographers, Lavigne reportedly said, “Hey f*****, come here,” and then spat on him.

The rock singer has apologized for offending her fans but not for offending the photographers at which she hurled lugies.

Earlier in the year, Brandon Davis, grandson and presumed heir to oil magnate Marvin Davis and then-pal of Paris Hilton, rattled off a laundry list of invectives at actress Lindsay Lohan, another one of Hilton’s bicker mates. The potty-mouthed patter was caught on camera.

After he finished smearing Lohan, who had been publicly feuding with actress Hillary Duff, Davis landed a knockout punch. He whacked Lohan in the wallet.

“She’s worth about $7 million, which means she’s really poor,” Davis said.

A propriety vacuum exists, in part, because of the manner in which current tabloid faves are covered by the press. Celebs who act the most reprehensible get the most attention from the entertainment media, thereby encouraging more of the rotten behavior.

You have to admit, the behavior is very taxing. So why not assess it for some needed revenue?

A nice hefty tax bill might be just the solution for modifying the impudent and ill-mannered behavior of our errant celebrity youth.

Bill Clinton Ignored Ashton Kutcher

In Celebrity News, Culture, Hollywood, Media, Politics, celebrity on October 8, 2006 at 12:46 pm

Bill Clinton may have erupted in anger on Fox News Sunday when questioned about his administration’s pursuit of bin Laden, or lack thereof.

But there’s typically not a whole lot of questioning when it comes to the former prez’s pursuits of the amorous kind.

Ashton Kutcher, star voice of the animated “Open Season” and co-star of “the Guardian,” told “Tonight Show” host Jay Leno about an unpleasant meeting he once had with Clinton.

Evidently, Kutcher and his wife, actress Demi Moore, had dinner with the former commander in cheat.

According to Kutcher, Clinton ignored him. “I met Bill Clinton once but he didn’t really talk,” Kutcher said.

Kutcher went on to explain that Bill was too busy. “He was hitting on my wife.”

Guess it makes sense. Moore was, after all, the star of “Indecent Proposal.”

Al Franken’s Backup Plan

In Culture, Media, Politics, celebrity on October 5, 2006 at 6:34 pm

Oh, the many faces of Al Franken.

The guy has visited and entertained the troops and deserves mega-credit for that.

But ever since he entered the world of politics, Franken has become caustic, cranky and generally unfunny.

His much touted talk radio career is currently on life support.

Air America Radio is close to bankruptcy and recently had to endure the sordid publicity surrounding a Bronx charity that improperly lent money to the radio network.

The New York City Department of Investigation discovered that the Gloria Wise Boys & Girls Club had transferred $875,000 to Air America in the period leading up to the network’s launch in March 2004.

The charity recently had to pay the city back $625,000 ($250,000 the charity allegedly misused and $375,000 in overpayments).

Investigation into the matter continues and more shoes may drop.

Meanwhile Franken is entering the political arena and the movie-making one as well. He has set up a political action committee and established residency to run for the U.S. Senate in Minnesota.

He also has a documentary, “Al Franken: God Spoke,” which has been released just in time for the mid-term election campaign.

The movie starts out with a scene that invokes the film’s name, with Franken dressed up as Moses and letting viewers know that he’s on a mission from God.

The best movie moments are from Franken’s “Saturday Night Live” days and his standup routines. But the bulk of the film is all about Al–Al as a guest on cable, Al at a beltway party interacting with Republicans, Al promoting his book, Al hyping Air America and Al engaged in various behind-the-scenes rants.

The problem is, though, Al doesn’t wear very well.

The same qualities that he claims to abhor in his right-wing foes are displayed throughout the flick.

Stubborn disregard for facts, fondness for nasty personal attacks and endless supply of whiny voiced complaints makes “Al Franken: God Spoke” a must skip movie.